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At 11/26/10 02:08 AM, towelie101 wrote: I guess I'll respond with a picture of my stats near the end of my True History (my first playthrough!). RAPEmaru is awesome.

Ranmaru is pretty mediocre, actually. Her attack is good, but her defense and level cap SUCK SHIT. Katsuie is the only unit you start with that remains good throughout the entire game.

If you want a good warrior unit, you can't go wrong with Kenshin. Kenshin-route Kenshin becomes so overly powered, it's not even funny. Just give her an Emperor item and she'll pretty much be able to take care of things by herself.

Shimazu Yoshihisa is also probably the best foot soldier you can recruit. He's pretty much a buffed Teru, who is by her own right ridiculously powerful. The rest of the Shimazu brothers are all pretty decent. Even Agireda, who can only be cleared in True route, is really good. Kazuhisa can do ridiculous amounts of damage and Toshihisa is probably the best Musketeer you can get without using Working Bee on Yuzumi. I never liked Iehisa though. Ai, Uruza, and Tourin are all far better.

The entire Mouri house is worth recruiting too, with Motonari being a beast in dungeons when he's cursed and a beast in field battles when uncursed. Teru equipped with Tonbo-giri can pretty much one shot most units (I even wiped Tokugawa without it). Chinu is probably the only other Miko besides Natori worth recruiting, thanks to her usefulness in dungeons. Her poisoning ability is pretty useless unless you're playing on higher difficulties. Kiku is also a really good ninja being only beaten by Kousaka Yoshikage, thanks to his Furinkazan ability, and Gekkou, who is the best ninja BY FAR, as Kanami only has speed, Ryoma is just average and leaves you if you clear Yuzuru or Mine, and Suzume being pretty shitty even though you're stuck with her. Inukai is good, but his special ability is pretty useless late game.

I would also recommend using a team of Kenshin, Uruza, and a random monk with Restore Action 1 (Not Restore Action 2 cause it makes this useless) in a field battle. Kenshin's ability drains action points from all enemies, Uruza's Accurate Shot takes away another action point, and you use the monk to restore actions to Uruza so she can keep using Accurate Shot or Kenshin so she can abuse her Commander Charge. You essentially end up fighting a bunch of statues who can only counter attack. You can add Natori to this too and have her use her ability, which drains 30% of the enemies total HP, and wipe whole armies. This tactic was very useful and I would use it if I were you.

This is my team for True Route.

At 11/25/10 10:17 PM, towelie101 wrote: SHITFUCK

Pro-tip: Attack Takuga before attacking Mouri, or at least conquer Takuga first. If you don't, you lose the ability to recruit Motonari. If you want to clear Kiku, accept and beat Motonari's Challenge first. If you want to clear Teru, you need to find the Hallucinogen of Death, a drop in dungeons. You can only clear Chinu if you are on a non-Nobunaga route (ie: Ran or Kill the Monkey). If you want to clear Kawanoe Mine, you will be unable to clear Gon, Yuzuru, or Ryoma and vice versa.

Also, Yukihime is a fucking bitchasscuntshitdickassnegro who should be renamed Bitch-hime.

At 11/26/10 12:30 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: What is this game? Where can I play it?

The game is Sengoku Rance, but the BBS' retarded rules prevent me from telling you how to get it in English.

Also, that first image I posted was from my Kill the Monkey End Game. This one is the team I beat Orochi with.

I'm thankful that I'll die later than you will because I am not as fat or as old as you.

At 11/25/10 05:47 PM, towelie101 wrote: Sengoku Rance is so fun. I've just finished playing it for 6 hours straight and Orochi is a fucking cunt to beat (he has 9999HP, so it's justified). I guess I'll skip out on him for now and beat another country.

Bro, whatcha gotta do for Orochi is get a lot of ninjas and abuse their switching ability. You know how they can keep switching forever, right? Use that a lot. Use it to get in extra attacks and switch out people as they are injured.

Also, grind a lot. My Rance was around 70 when I beat Orochi. You want your weakest people to fight him first, so Orochi wastes his one-time only instant wipe move on them. Take out the Orochi Girls first too cause they can heal each other. All of the Takeda generals, except Masakage, are great again Orochi. Having Tokugawa is also a great boon too because his charge attack will do more damage than anyone in your party at any time and it only uses one action point. Try and get Rance, and Kentarou if you have him, to the highest level you can get them because their level cap is 99. Other units with great level caps are Kenshin (70), Shouen (68), Nozomi (59), Tokugawa (55), Natori (58), Leila (52), Kousaka Yoshikage (55), Uruza (75), Magic (69), Tourin (55), and any generic with a cap above 50.

You should also make sure to capture Mouri Motonari and his daughters. Motonari, though useless in army battles when cursed, will ALWAYS do 200 damage against Orochi which makes him beyond useful. Make no attempt to raise his Attack though because doing that is fruitless. Focus on Speed for him. I would focus more on raising Tokugawa though. Tokugawa was my most useful unit against Orochi, despite him only attacking every other turn.

Also, consider using a 5-man formation to reduce damage against Orochi.

At 11/25/10 05:18 AM, Kuro wrote: ANUS

why are you back

I am thankful for not being black.

I heard he got AIDS and died.

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I think Snivy is clever.

At 11/24/10 08:32 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: 1. Find hot ditzy girl.
2. Give doorknobs as a gift.
3. Spend night at her place innocently in spare bedroom.
4. Sneak out at the right moment.
5. ???
6. profit

BUT WHAT IF SHE USES THEM ON A ROOM THAT SHE DOESN'T USE LIKE THE SPARE BEDROOM

YOU'RE FUCKED HUH?

Yukio Mishima > Kurt Voonegut

HE STAGED A COUP AGAINST HIS OWN GOVERNMENT

SASUKU KAKKOI NINJA NARUTU SUGOI AWESOME XD

MST3K isn't even that funny. It's witty, but not funny.

Jesus fuck, your sense of humor is awful.

I liked Korea more when it was a part of Dai-Nippon Teikoku. B-)

This thread isn't even a week old, lmao.

HayBayBee + Odio = Odio

What's the difference between dog shit and negros?

When dog shit gets old it turns white and quits stinking.

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If Newgrounds was a town it would be dead and not cool cause dead things are not cool.

i am in a good mood so you get the happy birthday!

At 11/23/10 09:20 PM, Cootie wrote: remember that France has a war record 109 wins and 49 loses.

Dohoho, did you remember me saying this? B-)

At 11/23/10 08:35 PM, DannyJay wrote: thats what i meant to say.

Haha, fatty can't grow one. B-)

I want to be the strongest and win.

At 11/23/10 08:02 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: fdgdfgdfg

Keep up the good work.

lol japan vs the whole world c ause japan is cool and has katanas XD

Oh, hey there, brother!

I am pretty cool.

Odio + Odio = Odiodio

>mfw OP doesn't know that the kanabo is a legendary weapon and was never actually used by anyone ever.

At 11/23/10 11:49 AM, SohlTofang wrote: Lol, someone is mad!

>implying I do this by myself.

You're so dumb and I hate you, you fat stupid fuck.