1- Jimmy Page or Jimi Hendrix?
Hendrix
2- Steve Vai or Yngwie Malmsteen?
Vai
3- On rice, Black beans or Lentils?
Black beans
4- SSB Melee or SSB Brawl?
SSB Melee.
5- PS3 or Xbox 360?
PS3 , for the reason that it doesnt have a ''Red ring of death''
6- Luis or Mindchamber (Animation)?
Mindchamber.
7- Mario or Sonic?
Sonic.
8- Getting a shirt ironed while wearing it or getting your convexe genitals gnawed slowly by a tot?
Shirt, positively
9- Les Paul or Diablo (SG)?
Diablo
10- To have a free pass to Heaven at your death by Eating scat for a week before your death or Cutting half your leg off with a spoon?
Eating
11- Telecaster or Stratocaster?
Strat.
12- Butter or Margerine, when it comes to taste?
I CANT BELIVE ITS BUTTER
13- Elephant Anus Explorer or Fat kid Camp Toilet Cleaner?
Anus.
14- Van Halen or Paul Gilbert?
Van Halen
15- The previous NG design or the redesign?
This one.
16- Buckethead or Slash?
Buckethead 4 sho
17- The word Indjiubliobitoushiously or Abarafafrigthilioniosis (these aren't true words, and if they are, I'd like to know their definition)?
Abarafafrigthilioniosis
18- Guns or Roses?
Guns
19- Velvet or Revolver?
Revolver
20- Q10 or Q13?
Q13.
21- Cheese or Trapezoid?
Cheese.
22- Red Dwarf or Star Trek?
Red Dwarf.
23- Traffic Cone or Traffic Light?
Cone, becouse i can run them over.
24- KFC or PCP?
PCP
25- RPG Maker or Game Maker?
RPG maker
26- Joe Satriani or Steve Vai?
Vai
27- Me or I?
...Both
28- Nunchuck or Sai (Oriental battle forks)?
Nunchuck.
29- Canadians or Americans?
America, because it has nukes.
30- The Simpsons or Futurama?
Futurama.
31- Canadian Pandas or Chinese Beavers?
Panda!!