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you have gotta lie........ive been in your shoes before.......i told my girl i cheated, she dumped me then and there and told all her friends what i had done..........and the girl i cheated with, her boyfriend went ape shit..........as dumb as that story was i hoped it proved my point......lie to her..........you had a good night, your girl was away and isnt gonna find out about it unless you tell her so dont..........and if you ever do break up and it gets messy you will have something to say back to her insults..........its all good, just dont tell her, the only thing that will do is complicate everything. not to mention ruin your girl and her best friends friendship.

mallrat.............how would i go about starting a club? can you give me some ideas on how to get started and how to stay organized with it.........how would i establish who is in the club? would we need a logo?...............thanks

in response to your question Alexendros id say if you want to start playing for fun and just to learn the basics i would go with a spyder or a piranha, they are great beginner guns and they are very simple to work on, tippmans are very easy to work on also, if you are looking to spend a little bit more you can get a WGP 2004 vertical feed autococker for about 360.00............if anyone is interested a guy on my team is selling his black impulse with vision, a respirator,flush delrun bolt,new hammer with titanium shaft,halo no rise feed,blade trigger, new sear gasket, and a freak kit for $1000.00............another guy on my team is selling his shockteck hook-up series autococker with an e-blade, drop, on/off,and full macro set up for $1000.00........it seems kinda pricey but they are worth the money, i have played with both, they shoot very quickly, the impulse shoots faster but the autococker is much more accurate...........if you want more info e-mail me at collinhendron@yahoo.com

i started this thread as a place for poeple to come in and discuss what paintball gun they have or want to have.......all of you poeple can campare and ask questions about your or other poeples guns.........if you need any tech advice im pretty good with almost any gun..........i will start us off, i have a Alias intimidator, with a 4 inch shocktech drop with on/off.........68/4500 N2 tank........14 inch boomstick, debounce is set at 2...............i have owned 2 autocockers an impulse a spyder and a matrix before i bought my timmy

thanx phantom........ur allways a big help.

ramagi, what time is the best to be on to get blam/protect points......like day or night?oh and if it matters im in the central time zone.
thanx

nuts.......NUTS tou wanna talk about nuts?
ask this guy........(animal)

hey fatty, the squirrel has more balls than you can ever hope for.

heres a pic of fatty doin what fatty does best

(FILE PHOTO)

i like that toms_my_queero, and the pig nose both were good. and this directed to FATTAY, your as ugly and fat as they come, u need to get yo ass off the bbs. did you actually think a hot girl was gonna give u her pic after seein' urs.........hell no. goddamn fattay, what is wrong with u. and another thing i just found out she (piggy) was a he....or was it the other way around. noOb

as a conclusion to fatty get off newground asap, your not gonna make any friends here.

in the immortal words of harry (from Beebo) what de shit! this is the dumbest topic ive read in a long time. cut the shit no one wants to read this shit.

here's my idea........just sex em' up. its a win win situation, they get the sex you get the satisfaction of knowing you pleased little kids. yea thats a damn good idea.........j/p, i agree with the one kid who said get a big guy to walk home with you and just ruff em' up a lil....that should work

i got the pic from hellspawnXxX

what the fuck..........if i had a dime for every time a dumbass made a pointless topic........one things for sure id at least have a dime after reading this topic.......

i got the pic from thephantom_spanker and i thought ittd go good here

I got the pic from thePhantom_spanker

what a sad bastard.......if ur that big of a fag to start a topic like this, i dont think you'll get any luck with the ladies......jackass.......hey i gotta idea, go gay, i hear the gay guys are a lot more accepting to losers with no life.

just stick with voting..it seems like it takes to long but after awhile it all adds up........and hey we all know the quote "slow and steady wins the race"

what a jackass......why would u right click to "beat" a game, even when i cant get passed a certain part i just keep playing....hence the word playing, not right clicking and "beating" it.......if people are going to right click to "beat" a game why put any effort into the game?.....hey theres something to think about? people actually put effort into games so that people can play them and have fun doing so. no fucking kidding, damn i never woulda thought people made games so people could play them....but your just to dame smart for that one arent you?, cause you can just right click and "beat it"

is there any way to gain exp. points without going throught the normal steps of voting on a movie then depositing your 10 exp. points for that day.....does anything else help you gain exp. point?

no,no,no this one beats all of the, no kidding! alright where i live we have this really dumb fair(the lake county fair). the bathrooms are so nasty....so one time i was there just mindin my own business when one hits me...all the corn dogs and elephant ears were comin through my system fast....i tried to tell myself i could last the 4 1/2 hours until my first chance to go home....after trying everything not to shit my pants i just said fuck it i NEED to find a bathroom. so i look around and i see one. after practically running to it i open the door and get a big smell of stink..and guess what there was a fucken 3 people waiting for the 1 single stall. so what options did i have but get in line? so i got in line once i finally got my chance to shit 4 people were waiting behind me. i jump in the stall as fast as possible my pants came down and right as they lowered past my ass crack it all came out...it hit the wall and i left a big streak down the wall and then a pile of shit on the floor...so i wipe my ass and leave the stall.....right as im washing my hands the next guy in line(who was the fudge maker), yells out OOOH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT KID, and everyones eyes go on to the pile of shit and streak down the wall and then look at me...i left as soon as possible....the funny thing is the next year when i went to the fair again the had redone the bathroom. NOTE OF ADVICE:dont go to fairs and eat the following: fudge, elephant ears, corn dogs, greek food, gyros, dairy products.

i so feel for you...i was holdin out on takin a shit in school for 7 years. then 1 day someone thought it would be funny to put laxatives in the soup at lunch.....no one new until it was way past to late...since alotta people had the soup allota people were just about shitten themselves so when it finally hits me and i try to find a stall thats empy there are none i had to hold back for a few minutes until one opened up....Goddamn after 7 years of holdin out one sick fuck decides to mess with the soup, im sure the janitors were gettin payed extra after that day. the school checked the cameras in the lunchroom and caught the kid who did it, and then he sold out and told on his friends who were also a part in it....from what i heard the kid was suspended for 10 days....and for his friends i dont know, none of them will talk about it.

when you are supposed to kill your dad in the game, and u successfully kill him what god does it do u? i killed him several times and it doesn't seem to change a thing......so what is the porpose of the "secrets"......after beating them is it supposed to do anything special?

i cant seem to make one can. anyone write down the steps to making a publib and then a personal profile. i would really appreciate it! please help me!

how do i make a profile.....the purpose of me wanting one is so that i can keep track of my blam/protection points.....what is involved in making one....i tried and hit submit but i guess it didn't work? please help me!

how do i see how many blam protection points i have earned. i know i have gotten a few but i cant seem to find the spot that tells me how many i have.