Areas like Gaza are controlled by the overly zealous, conspiracy-believing organization called the Hamas. If Israel were to give land to Palestine, then groups like the Hamas have a more powerful foothold n the area where they can launch rockets on Israeli towns.

The G/R is reffering to the Georgia/Russia Conflict in case of any confusion.

I guess this is a natural side affect when it comes to conflicts involving major powers especially when it is rather close to US involvement. Conspiracy Theorists are making the claim that the US is involved with the Georgia/Russia conflicts and sadly once again is supposidely about oil. Here some examples:

http://dissentmag.wordpress.com/2008/08/
10/war-between-russia-and-georgia-orches trated-from-usa/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.consp iracy/browse_thread/thread/f56e26b78f025 6e4 (This one is claiming that Israel is in on it too)
http://startnow72.wordpress.com/2008/08/
09/us-attacks-russia-through-client-stat e-georgia/

To protect the sanctity of common sense, logic, and our sanity, I will clarify that this conflict is not in the US interest in oil by using the information from the Energy Information Administration [link]

Since the oil is coming from Azerbaijan through a pipeline that goes in through Georgia and finally to the Turkish ports, we'll look into it and compare it to other oil distriputing nations through an overall percentage:

Azerbaijan- 0.0053
Belgium- 0.0055
Finland- 0.0064
France- 0.0083
Iraq- 0.0453

See the bullshit yet?

Since this conflict is hardly even putting a scratch to the US oil consumption, would this affect other countries buying oil from Azerbaijan?

So in case of any tin foil hatters wants to make a thread claiming that the "evil USA" is making another oil grab through Georgia, use this for retaliation.

At 8/8/08 09:26 PM, LilJon6071 wrote: Fuck Chavez. Why the hell won't this bastard just die already.

I think he is the replacement of Castro.

Someone will shoot her and it will be a good thing because she is a celeberty bimbo who undoubtedly got that energy crisis idea from someone else.

As you can obviously tell, there are bleeding heart idiots out there who try to encourage everyone to boycott Israel to help the poor Hamas and Hezbollah. However, it is also these idiots who unwittingly use Israeli made products! These are just examples:

Medical Technology-

Israel has now created a camera the size of a pill that can go through your body and be able to track down life-threatening cancer before it can progress into something that is impossible and/or extremely costly to fix. Though, this isn't only thing the Jewish state has created.

So if took all of that out, your family and friends will be busy trying to pay for your funeral.

Computers-

Without Israel, you would be using a 400-pound box as a computer.

Video Games-

Speaking of computers, there wouldn't be a PS3. If there is no PS3's, the idiots will no longer be able to masterbate at the DOA girls.

The Internet-

No text messaging, no security from computer viruses, no free access ability to get to your favorite porn sites, no nothing! It is the ultimate self-afflicted punishment that Anti-Israel idiot they can get from being forced write their letters with a pen or pencil to being targeted by angry mobs of geeks, nerds, and gamers of all genres!

You're all a bunch of pussies, here's a real conspiracy theory!

There's a hidden race of cat-cobra hybrids known as the Puma-Naja who are decedents of the Biblical Cain. They practice Charismatic Catholicism but also Hebrew traditions, thus creating the Elders of Zion.

Theses Elders are nothing like of what the Russian Secret Police interpret them as. In fact, the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" was intended as joke requested by the Czarist Family just to antagonize the Puma-Naja though we will get to that later.

1. The physical characteristics of the Puma-Naja and the real reason why religions put restrictions on pork consumption-

It was all one big marketeering misconception of biblical proportions. You see, back in the day where bread was made out of sand and the only way to make a fire was to burn your shit, pig farmers were making bank by selling their pork products to the Puma-Naja while being in their human-like disguises. Thus gave the thought, why eat your pig when you can get a fuckton of gold and gems to buy more sand bread. The reason for the need for pork is that the Puma-Naja burn 8000 calories a day due to their massive size and that they can never survive on a vegetarian diet. If the Puma-Naja did attempt this will shrivel up like a rotten banana and die.

The shape of the Puma-Naja is very similar to the Naga told in Asian Indian Folklore with the humanoid portion at the front and the snake portion at the back. But unlike the naga, the snake portion have rows of clawed centipede-like legs. In the humanoid portion, the head is similar to a cobra yet has long, wavy, cat like ears that can span out up to 3 to 5 feet.

2. Culture/Political point of view-

The Puma-Naja despise Mohammed of Islam with a vengeance, not because of his beliefs but the fact that he had raped the Grand Elder's daughter, Emaencia. A prophecy was said that when the Imam Mahdi comes down to Mecca, Emaencia, accompanied by her husband who is said to be the son of the Egyptian God of Death Anubis, will bring forth a mighty army to conquer the Islamic world emplacing a government that practices a political ideology that is similar Roman Republicanism.

In one significant manner, the Puma-Naja is so pro-gun that they make NRA look like Code Pink. It isn't uncommon for Puma-Naja to have at least two concealed weapons on their person when both in public and at home.

3. Significant impact in the human world-

The Puma-Naja was responsible for starting the Crusades in the Middle East, but stop sponsoring the Christian faction due to anti-Semitic killings, Leonardo Da Vinci was secretly taught by the Puma-Naja, the reason why the Russian Communist didn't invade Europe during WWI was because Lenin was secretly fighting a losing war against the Puma-Naja that also went on during Stalin's term, Roswell was result of drunk flying, and the reason why there was no actual WMD's in Iraq was because the Puma-Naja unwittingly took them and can't bring give them back without blowing their cover so they used the "discovery" of several tons of yellowcake uranium.

At 8/2/08 05:54 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: The cereal industries are racist and homophobic

Proof:

Fruity Pebbles
Froot Loops
Coco Crisp
Coco Pebbles

Coincidence?

Don't forget anti-asian rice crispies!

At 7/22/08 03:50 AM, freddorfman wrote: republicans are a virus and the cure is logic and freedom

Let me guess, by logic and freedom you mean forcing everyone into Communism (slavery and live in fear of the government's organized terrorism like what good ol' Lenin did)

At 7/11/08 10:46 PM, arxarts wrote:

At 7/11/08 08:49 PM, animehater wrote: Indeed, anti western dictatorships tend to stick together.

1. they aren't dictatorships...

Despite China has a nasty record of commiting human rights abuses and Putin is trying to turn Russia into a fascist empire.

2. they have reasons to hate the west

Because the West is thriving better than them.

as to the original poster, yep, just geopolitics.....

besides, both countries know Mugabe will fall shortly, he either dies or is deposed

I'll give you that part.

It turn out to be photoshop scare.

Talking to the Iranian government is as good as using a battery-powered fan to put out a raging fire.

The problem with Obama is the fact that he is so anti-gun that it isn't even funny.

At 6/30/08 05:28 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 6/30/08 05:25 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: communism FAILS

Any country that isn't communist fails more.

Strange that non communist nations, even other dictatorships, fare better than communist nations.

At 6/30/08 03:45 PM, Oblivia wrote: I oppose all forms of totalitarian regimes and if any person, group, or organization were to inforce such a corrupt system that is communism should have their heads cleaved open by a 80-pound axe blade.

Fixed

I oppose all forms of totalitarian regimes and if any person, group, or organization were to inforce such a corrupt that is communism should have their heads cleaved open by a 80-pound axe blade.

What if we used private armies for domestic protection and when the time comes when it is neccesary, the government can draft the private armies, then going under government rules, and pay compensation to the previous owners?

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/1 62/c/8/Rebel_by_Iron_Confederate.jpg

My opinion on Che Guevvara

At 6/11/08 07:18 PM, homor wrote: YOU NEED A TEMPLE AND A CITY TO BE A RELIGION.

following the teachings and belifes? GO FUCK YOURSELF, ITS NOT REAL.

reading from the exact books made back than? GO FUCK YOURSELF, THEY'RE NOT REAL.

worshiping god in the jewish tradition? GO FUCK YOURSELF, HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REAL, BUT JEWDISM IS FAKE AS SHIT YO.

You don't have to have a place to have a religion, religion doesn't work that way!

http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/pet_mo ve_impcus_a2_nus_ep00_im0_mbbl_m.htm

Do the math, less than one percent of our oil comes from Iraq. How does that explain your bogus belief that America solely wants war and oil? In fact, we still get the average amount of oil from Iraq when Saddam was in power, especially before Bush made the assumption of WMD's and before he was even elected!

http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/hist/m ttimiz1m.htm

You fail...

At 6/6/08 11:47 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 6/6/08 11:16 PM, LordJaric wrote:

At 6/6/08 11:13 PM, Grammer wrote: It's bad enough the country is in the middle of the Middle East.

Ok?

Think about it. Jews. In the Middle East.

...

ASDFGHJKL;'

What, are they trying to piss off Muslims?

any other government would do the samething if another government had threatened to wipe their nation of the map.

Maybe, but Israel's government is just crazy enough to actually strike Iran. Talk about setting off a shit storm.

For one thing, Iran is fighting Israel in a proxy war by backing the Hamas and Hezbollah. I saw this thing coming from a hundred miles.

At 5/28/08 04:33 PM, Joodah wrote: their standard of living is far lower than most capitalist countries, and look! they only needed to kill off 35,000,000 of their own citizens in order to do that. what an accomplishment.

Actaully, it is 80,000,000 and going.

At 5/21/08 08:34 PM, Kleinhans wrote: here is how i view capitialism (using examples from its history)

1. It starts out in childhood and slowly grows

2. It enters teenhood, it is young and foolish and makes mistakes, such as child labor, no minimum wage and so on

3. it reachs the peak of adulthood with it being great to the people and being great with the economy, the 1950's in america

4. and then it gets old and things start to break and fall apart. and then the next generation somewhere else in the world starts up.

It is what is happening and we have to let go itll be gone soon and good ridance

Did you know that million upon millions of people under the most peacful communist system have died simply of starvation?

What a disappointment. That is all I can say.

At 5/19/08 05:31 PM, n64kid wrote:

:the advancements of Israel.

Don't forget about the agricultural advancements from Israel. Where do you think the best sprinklers come from?

I believe this whole line of atrocities was started by the "Muhammad al-Durra" Scandal. The Scandal was about of how a twelve year old Palestinian was "shot in cold blood" by an Israeli soldier. What happens is that the kid faked his death and the Palestinian News Cameraman was in on the scam. But What makes it truely a scandal is that there was no autopsy of Muhammad al-Durra, making it inconclusive of how he actually died. If the Palestinians were so sure that the kid was shot by an Israeli soldier, why can't they back it up with the autopsy?

At 5/18/08 07:44 PM, tilendo wrote: Why tha hell is u.s.a supporting the israliens! Iam not i pro amerikan and i never will be becouse iam so tierd of what you have done to the world!

Dammit, not another NWO Bum!

At 5/18/08 06:24 PM, ForkRobotik wrote: First off, i was discussing american foreign policy and their invasion of iraq, not internal domestics, which i have not said anything about. Second, i wouldn't mind seeing a poll to find out what republicans think about muslim immigrants.

Part of 11 million Muslims are immigrants and since they're not in Gitmo, they're just people to the Republicans

Your speculation raises many doubts in my mind, would you mind citing overt examples of hamas and/or hezbollah playing this weird game? Also, what do you mean by "totalitarian neighbours?" The sauds, jordan AND egypt are dictatorships (supported by the usa) that all have peace agreements with Israel. Or are you merely speaking of "axis of evil" members Syria and Iran?

Did you not see the videos that cellar has shown?

At 5/18/08 03:23 AM, ForkRobotik wrote: What were my arguments?

1. The Israeli problem hasn't been solved in sixty years, and this doesn't benefit the palestinians. My question was about who this DOES benefit?

It has been, it's just that the neighbors just so happens to hate the Jews.

2. The World has appeased the USA by doing nothing and letting it invade iraq, much like Hitler annexing the austrians and czeks before ww2. The USA on the other hand claims it's wars are defensive, much like nazi germany did when they invaded poland.

Now you've shot yourself in the foot with that comparison, that argument tactic has been overused and fails to be factual. If the USA was no different than Nazi Germany, then how come 11 million Muslims are not locked in Concentration Camps and how come I'm still here in America since I'm a Beaner?

Beyond these two arguments i have said very little. To imply that anyone of us that criticizes israel or the usa has fallen victim to some sort of evil palestinian brainwashing is ridiculous. The fact that you fail to see any side but your own is your failing, not mine. Also please explain why and how ALL palestinians are stupid, and show me ONE that thinks it's a "game," if you're going to make such claims.

To the groups like the Hamas and Hezbollah, it is a game. They can easily manipulate the people by religious hatred and even by force since they considered the Palestinians nothing but cannon fodder and pawns for Israel's totalitarian neighbors.

At 4/29/08 04:57 PM, Al6200 wrote:

At 4/29/08 03:39 PM, hippl5 wrote: When Israel first became a nation, several countries refused to acknowledge it.

They refused to acknowledge it as the legitimate government of the region. They didn't deny that it existed, they held the position that it's authority was illegitimate and unethical.

I find it ironic that the people who said that the democratic government of Israel is illegitimate and unethical are the governments that practise theocratical totalitarionism.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 7027

Okay, I saw this on the home page and watched it. In the end of the documentary, it said that Hydroelectric dams is perfectly safe for the environment, that part is where I disagree. Sure it's better than coal and fossil fuels and is more consistant wind energy, but dams cause a great impact on the environment by hampering the fish population and the water circulation. Dams greatly affects the river fish by making it nearly impossible (even with human assistance) to go back to their mating grounds that has been altered due to backed up water. Because their is backed up water, it slows down the circulation to where the water becomes stagnant and stagnant water help create deadly algea and mosquito nests.

The best current alternative is in fact nuclear and maybe solar. The problem is that people are too paranoied that when they see something resembling to a nuclear reactor, they into a ear piercing screaming fit thinking that the reactor would make everyone die a slow and painful death like Chernobly. The reason the Chernobly reactor went into a meltdown was because it was made by dipshits and being maintained by dipshits. Nuclear reactors nowadays are beyond safer than they look and has a much bigger output than all of energy resources combined.