At 12/4/08 10:17 PM, gdude100 wrote: You know you're a noob when you scream "OMFG LAG" out your car window in a traffic jam.

What the fuck are you talking about? That just makes you hilarious.

You're a noob when you call other people noobs when they beat you. Unless they called you one first.

Annoy the shit out of the pussies ftw

Wow. my girlfriend just admitted to flirting with this one guy that likes her, but she's mad at ME for being upset about it. I've asked her to stop but she says "That's just the way I am" or "I'm just naturally flirty" She says she doesn't like him like that, and that he's just a "friend." I would believe her if it wasn't it wasn't for the fact that she's cheated on me four times (with different people, not this guy.) and that she broke up with me for another guy then came back to me when he dumped her. She says stuff like "You just don't get that I don't like him." and asks me why I don't believe her. I just kind of get ditched by her so she can go talk to him, and more than once a day, one of her friends come up to me and says they think she's cheating on me.

Help?

At least she didn't say "let's just take a break" and then you see her at the end of the hall with a guy's hand between her legs. I cut myself bad over that one.

It was right after she told me she wanted to be with me forever too...

Level one : change the ame.php to game.php
Level two: 11
Level three: Level4
Level four: cod
Level five: death/star

At 12/2/08 01:12 AM, Patrickman wrote: Anything to avoid the constant cold Alaska is doomed to see until global warming reaches its peak.

Global warming is a bullshit lie.

Snowing over here, BTW.

Ew. But now I know what man-nipples are for.

No lolz.

1. Lucifer

God, my little brother watches it. It's useless shit. I watched one epsisode. Cartoon Network is shit. Comedy Central and A&E FTW

Sorry man. Are you friends with her? I feel bad that she's trying so hard. And don't be all "But then they turn south" because, duh. Of course not all relationships are perfect. You give up too easy.

My dad used to be friends with Brett Micheals.

At 11/29/08 02:16 PM, GamingRoyalty wrote:

At 11/28/08 04:43 PM, Malachy wrote: by pressing X you are flagging the review as abusive, which means it goes to a review mod like myself and we decide whether it really is an abuse of our review system and should be deleted.

So,

How can a review be considered abusive?

Look at this. And the Review Guidelines

American Betch.

At 10/12/08 09:50 AM, Funfrog211 wrote: I was looking in my dad's bedside drawers and guess what I found?
Condoms!

Think that's bad? My dad threw a pack at me when I told him me and my gf had oral.
It said "For cheap fuckers!" on the pack.

In tennessee, "Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law."
I was like "SHI-"

Epic. It's my background.

At 11/29/08 12:11 AM, bigblam wrote: alright newgroundians, its time to let it all out.
its time to confess to the nerdiest or stupidest things you do on newgrounds
for example:
1) i constantly check who has quoted my posts when i think am clever

me too

2) i use firefox because of the spellchecker so people dont criticize me

i use wyzo

post your biggest newgrounds secret ITS FUN

My secret, I use to stare at my best friends gf's boobs when she wasn't looking.
:My betch now. :D

Make pr0nz together?

good luck.

At 11/29/08 12:37 AM, Thimbles wrote:

At 11/29/08 12:34 AM, ughanation wrote:

At 11/29/08 12:33 AM, Thimbles wrote:

At 11/29/08 12:30 AM, ughanation wrote: I'm not a big fan of the wii but thx anyway

Why not? It has backwards compatibility for the gamecube. There's even slots for your memory cards and GC controllers.

I know but the wii never really struck me as something I'd want (except SSBB ofcoarse)

I repeat: Why not? It has backwards compatibility for the gamecube. There's even slots for your memory cards and GC controllers.

Maybe he just doesn't feel like spending a few hunndred bucks on something like that. Wii makes you exercise. Defeats the point of video games. Unless u iz fat.

Jizz on the seat. Someone sat in it. Fucking smelly.

Selfishness is good, but not if there's too much.

Myself.

I have proof of Global Warming!

NG isn't full of nerdy 40 year olds!

Most of NG users are Repuublican!

At 11/27/08 07:25 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I read somewhere that the average americans penis is four inches long. I felt like a big man on that day.

Seriously? I'm 4 1/2 and I'm only thirteen. W00t.

At 11/27/08 01:51 PM, Twilight95 wrote: It can still happen. *cocks gun*

Please?

I lost my virginity when I was twelve..................................
......

Maybe you're just fucking crazy. And quit with the damn [quote/]GET OFF MY NUTS MOTHERFUCKER[quote] crap. It's really weird O.o

Idk. Take it away to be safe. But lol.