ill be dead before i'm 23 so no.
give all your 15 year old sisters to me
to make me happy so i wont
have to realize how many hours
i've wasted online & posting on Newgrounds.
glskdkjgfsdkfljsdfkjsdfkjsdfksdjfdkjfdkj fjkdfk

11 Year Olds 101.

^ sign me up

WHEN I WENT BACK TO 4CHAN AFTER BEING STRAIGHT'D UP BY COMIN BACK TO NEWGROUNDS

I MEAN MY GOD NEWGROUND SUCKS BUT I CANT BELIEVE STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE COMFORTABLY OKAY WITH REMAINING STRAIGHT-PUSSY FUCKERS ON SUCH A SITE AS 4CHAN.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKS?!

so tom's still suckin' the cock crew's long schlinging dongs i see.

o well.

here's to strawberrycl-oh god i can't even finish it without throwing up my dad's last load of cum

copy pasta fags like copy pasta fags

As long as I die with a hard on I'm good with dying alone.

PFFTT,
I'm not gonna die alone
'cause my cock'll be down my sister's throat
enough to cough up several lungs.
Shit, maybe even several loads of cum,
I won't be surprised if I die choking down her muff
before the surgery, because it's so rough
to try & force myself down her anymore.

*Sigh* Kids are growing up too fast

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Jonas Brothers are the shit,
yeeeeeeeeesssss i like suckin their diicckks,
oooooaaahhh it's better than my momma did
back before the operation,
yeeeeeaaaaahhhsss it's bigger than a slurpin' churnin's cummin 2 inches;
heeeeeeeyyyyy bananabreadmuffin.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
HAHAHAHha, ha.
HAha. Baha.
Ok.
BHAHAHAHahha.
What IF it 'sucked'?
The cock off my ass for the past 5 years?
OH FUCKING Wait it's more gayer than Tom Fulp's wife suckin' Wade's Wife's cock
tryin' to get impregnatin;',
& DAYUM THAS GAY derrrrrr

try sending nude polaroids of your sister and/or brother jacking you off to the manufacturer with the caption "this is what you're missing out on"

At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote: 9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.

wow you've figured me out, what would you like for a prize,
seven of my gallons of cum mixed with the blood
of your asshole's tear-shit virginity pouring thorough waves
over my sister's left-nipple sliced off
with my father's dead ass drunk of a corpse
gettin' fucked in the ass live Livecorpse
like a good cock outta be shown?

Cuz if you want to THEN SIGN ME THE FUCK UP TO GET MY TENDER ASS FUCKED.
ITS BEEN AWHILE

If the females drank a fifth of ex-lax
& shit the golf-balls out've their assholes
over Tiger's half- negrah cock.

MiniTacoMan likes it rough.

At 2/28/09 03:21 PM, gizmo12345 wrote:

At 2/28/09 03:08 PM, numbers wrote:

yeahwelltoolateforthalittlebuddy!!NEWGRO UNDSHAGONE..

...

DUNDUNDUUUNNNNMAINSTREAAAMMM!!:Ofags

kids, this is what happens when you cross freebasing and newgrounds

that's right kids.
DO NOT BECOME A FREEBASER ON NEWGROUNDS OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE BASEGROUNDS
because oh dear god i cant believe i came back here
just to bump an old topic
about the PG-rating Newgrounds seems to be OH DEAR
GOD THE HORROR of BEING HORRIFIED at how DisneyChannelForKids it all is,
hey,
remember when Tom was sued by MTV? TOFL.

oh deear god i thought you were talking about Kagome or whatever the hell her anime name is now & i was like NNNFJFJFFOFOOFOOOONOOOOOO.

god that chick sounds fucking hot.

i wonder how she is.

At 2/28/09 02:48 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: They shouldn't be making the site suitable for minors at all, things should be progressing in the other direction, the overall attitude of this place has really changed the past few years. It's better, for worse.

yeahwelltoolateforthalittlebuddy!!NEWGRO UNDSHAGONE..

...

DUNDUNDUUUNNNNMAINSTREAAAMMM!!:Ofags

Your search - HOLYFUCKAQUESTIONFORTHEIMPORTANCEPOLICET OSOLVE! - did not match any documents.

DANANANA.

LIFEORDEATH SITUATION,FOLKS.

im scorpio/sagittarius cusp moon hey whaddyaknow.

At 11/12/08 08:02 PM, CDawg82191 wrote: what's your favorite song that when you talk about it, or the band that plays it, nobody ever knows what you're talking about?

anything by anybody in the Audio Portal WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

a day or a month idc but I want to forget NG again so please ban me.

i'd break the rules whatever they are out of the 1000000000000 i'm sure but im just too lazy.

also hi.

bye.

kthnx.

At 11/12/08 07:58 PM, Timmy wrote: I'm from Northern Canada.

We have no electricity up here.

Ay.

Aye? Eeeeeh!! Eh. Meh

At 11/12/08 07:59 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: but anyway yeah wasnt the iditerrod in north east canada or is it in alaska cause i really dont knw

it was both. came here in the winter just to test how kick ass we are.

At 11/12/08 08:00 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: hahaha.

thats cruel.

yeah probably.

im sorry tom dont ban me or delete my account D:

At 11/12/08 07:57 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:

At 11/12/08 07:18 PM, numbers wrote: any band created after 2004.

That's just silly.

It totally is but I'm a WHAAACKKY Canadian!

At 11/12/08 07:52 PM, B4gle wrote:

At 11/12/08 07:29 PM, numbers wrote:

can you call canada or no.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he can call Canada. I sent him my number anyway so thats what I hope.

even if he cant do you wanna hook up or something.

At 11/12/08 07:47 PM, LichKingz wrote: You need more optimism!

i need more optimist prime.

im depressed.

thank you.

SERIOUSLY IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT MELTS.
IT'S LIKE "NNNNNNNNOOOOO"
damn. i hate whoever created the concept of winter.
keep it Spring & Summer & Fall kthnx.

At 11/12/08 07:38 PM, B4gle wrote:

At 11/12/08 07:32 PM, numbers wrote:

At 11/12/08 07:31 PM, B4gle wrote: Well I left you my number about 2 hours ago , but obviously your out doing something with your life right now.

he is? that fucker.

You know , sometimes I wish people would devote more time to the internet. Who cares about going to a fucking movie with your friends! Internet!

ive been doing that since before you were NG-born, sonny DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT TO ME.

it shrivels my nuts to be outside anyway

that & i spend all my time on youtube listening to bob dylan while i write about bob dylan.
very satisfying.

At 11/12/08 07:36 PM, Conspiracy wrote: Hey there, NG.

hey there citizen.

I need help coming up with a story for a little screenplay, so please post something stupid that you and your friends usually fight about.

At 11/12/08 07:38 PM, cast wrote: You're going to be an interesting user, I'll give you six months..

wish you;d given me that when i signed up. uuughhhh. dissappointing.

At 11/12/08 07:36 PM, Zhanix wrote:

At 11/12/08 07:34 PM, numbers wrote: fuck him in the ass & shove his huge niggger cock down my 19 year old pedophiliac throat until i die

Seriously, what the heck are you talkin' about?

that im of age & can legally goto prison now for alllll my wild years of raping the 13-15 year old females of newgrounds.

bzow. boop. b33p. bzowe,

they dont. i hitchhiked there last month.

it's a barren wasteland like tom's marriage life.