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Author Search Results: 'Number-One-Assassin'

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Topic: TV is dying!

Posted: 09/01/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

Tv is one of the worst things ever.


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Topic: How many of you are racist?

Posted: 04/26/09 01:31 AM

Forum: General

It's no secret that a good portion of people on newgrounds have a problem that has anything to do with black culture. And I'm sure that with some of you it's more than just not liking rap music, and I'm not saying that just because you don't like rap music you're a racist. But seeing the way some people respond to anything that comes up on the BBS that is black in some way, it gives me the feeling that some of you are extreme bigots. I'm not trying to start a flame war and I'm not going to freak out on anybody who is racist. But I'm just wondering who among the racists here has enough balls to come out and state it loud and proud.


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Topic: There's a spider in my kitchen...

Posted: 04/26/09 01:21 AM

Forum: General

Tissue. Problem solved.


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Topic: Beetle Borgs

Posted: 04/26/09 01:20 AM

Forum: General

I don't care if this thread isn't about cartoons from the 90's. Batman the animated series was fucking amazing.


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Topic: Best Fast Food meal you ever had?

Posted: 04/25/09 02:00 AM

Forum: General

The 2 Gordita and soft taco combo meal from Taco Bell.


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Topic: Alcohol is disgusting

Posted: 04/25/09 01:57 AM

Forum: General

Alcohol really is disgusting, along with tobacco. But that doesn't stop me from enjoying the hell out of the both of them. Being drunk feels go great on a deep level, even though it does have a lot of negative effects, and there's nothing like smoking a shitload of butts when you're drinking a 30 rack of Budwieser. Oh my god I want to get drunk so bad now! Why did you have to make this thread. Whatever, I still like smoking pot so much more than I like being drunk. And shrooms are even better than pot.


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Topic: Criminal loose in my neighbourhood!

Posted: 04/25/09 01:52 AM

Forum: General

If he comes in your house just stab the shit out of him. I don't know if you have any guns, but what kind of fucked up house doesn't have any knives in it.


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Topic: Life in the 3000s

Posted: 04/25/09 01:44 AM

Forum: General

I think 2012 is bullshit. But I do think that we will all be dead WAAAAAY before the 3000's.


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Topic: What do you do when your bored?

Posted: 04/25/09 01:41 AM

Forum: General

A bunch of shit. I can play basketball, smoke weed, listen to music, work out, rap, jack off, go on the computer, or if I really can't do anyting I'll just stay at the house and watch TV. I cant't stand playing Xbox, everything about it is so god damn boring! I miss my PS2.


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Topic: Baby Shaker shakes up controversy.

Posted: 04/24/09 05:03 AM

Forum: General

Thats a little bit fucked up.


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Topic: what kind of Friend are you?

Posted: 04/24/09 05:02 AM

Forum: General

I can be a mix of all of them. Depends on what circle of friends I'm hanging out with. Most of my friends are racist pricks anyway so fuck them.


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Topic: Is it wrong to like Mozart?

Posted: 04/24/09 03:14 AM

Forum: General

Why should you feel bad? Anyone can like any type of music they want.


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Topic: If you could jump ten feet high

Posted: 04/24/09 03:09 AM

Forum: General

I would use that ability to evade the police.


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Topic: What Does The Fbi Want From Me?

Posted: 04/24/09 03:02 AM

Forum: General

Shrooms are great, arent they?


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Topic: What would you do with billions?

Posted: 04/24/09 02:59 AM

Forum: General

First, I would buy a house with some land and put up a wall around my property. After that I would buy a nice car or two and just fill my house with nice shit, TV's, stereos, and all other types of shit. I would buy a huge amount of weed, shrooms, and Natty Ice. I would also probably donate a good amount of money to charities because no one needs that much money. It would be fucking sweet though.


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Topic: What do you think of Atheism

Posted: 04/23/09 10:52 PM

Forum: General

These threads are so fucking stupid. If someone wants to be an athiest or a christian, leave them alone. People are entitled to there own belifs and shouldn't have to deal with douchebags constantly trying to change them.


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Topic: Praise Allah!

Posted: 04/23/09 10:45 PM

Forum: General

Since when does being muslim make you evil?


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Topic: Official N B A 2009 playoff thread

Posted: 04/23/09 10:43 PM

Forum: General

Go Celtics! 2-1!

bulls suck!!

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Topic: Eminem

Posted: 04/22/09 10:26 PM

Forum: General

At 4/22/09 10:11 PM, Brendan-Harris wrote:
At 4/22/09 10:09 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: Rock sucks!

I don't think he will be as popular as he was before, but I'm sure Relapse will do pretty good. Even though We made you sucked balls, crack a bottle was way better.
relapse is old fool! they're both ok but too jokey, he needs to go back to stan, the way i am etc

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What do you mean relapse is old? It hasn't come out yet, you can't preorder something that already came out. He should go back to his old style though. The only reason I really thought crack a bottle was that good was mainly because of the Dr. Dre verse. Can't wait for Detox!


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Topic: Do you like your bed?

Posted: 04/22/09 10:19 PM

Forum: General

I got a futon about a month ago and I love it.


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Topic: Would you sell your soul?

Posted: 04/22/09 10:14 PM

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I would never sell my soul. I don't think that eternal damnation would really be worth all the money in the world or some stupid shit like that.


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Topic: Eminem

Posted: 04/22/09 10:09 PM

Forum: General

Rock sucks!

I don't think he will be as popular as he was before, but I'm sure Relapse will do pretty good. Even though We made you sucked balls, crack a bottle was way better.


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Topic: I am afraid of mirrors

Posted: 04/22/09 01:49 AM

Forum: General

Since you can't look in the mirror do you not know what you look like? Are you afraid of seeing pictures or videos of yourself too?


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Topic: I am afraid of mirrors

Posted: 04/22/09 01:33 AM

Forum: General

Are you on shrooms? You sound like you're on shrooms.


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Topic: Where do babies come from?

Posted: 04/22/09 01:32 AM

Forum: General

I found out where babies come from when I was 4 or 5. No age is too young.


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Topic: pro-marijuana ads showing today

Posted: 04/22/09 01:23 AM

Forum: General

At 4/21/09 11:36 PM, Bolo wrote:
People should haveto rot in jail for being a drag on society; wasters of time, wasters of money, wasters of effort. We enable them to be this way, to become dependent on alcohol and drugs, by not enforcing a strict an immovable policy on such substances. The law should be unbending in this respect.

Because sitting in front of a computer screen isn't a waste of time or effort at all.


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Topic: My mom is begining menopause

Posted: 04/22/09 01:07 AM

Forum: General

I've been finding pages in the history of the computer about menopause and how young you can start it for the past few weeks. I'm suprised at this because my mom is still somewhat young (35), and I'm wondering what, if anything major will happen with her and the rest of the family, besides the loss of her period and being able to concieve children. Are her hormones going to kick in and turn her into a total bitch? Is this something I should feel sympathetic about, or is it really something thats going to give everybody a few laughs.

And if you're going to tell me to look it up myself, I like hearing different information and opinions from a variety of people, not just reading one article wrote from one point of view. And I don't feel like reading multiple articles either.


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Topic: Kid accidentaly shoots himself.

Posted: 04/22/09 12:30 AM

Forum: General

12 years old is young, but that is still old enough to know that if you have a gun in your hands you're not supposed to fucking point it anywhere near yourself. Unless you have some mental illness or are trying to kill yourself, anyone that shoots themselves is as retarded as Lil' Wayne because he did the same damn thing, and Lil Wayne is pretty damn retarded.


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Topic: as of now, i'm homeless

Posted: 04/21/09 04:33 PM

Forum: General

There's always the homeless shelter.


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Topic: You wake up on the moon.

Posted: 04/17/09 02:59 AM

Forum: General

I would just jump around in the low gravity and fight people while floating in the air like dragonball z.

fuck what anyone says I like dbz

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