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At 12/20/13 01:26 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 12/20/13 01:14 PM, null556 wrote: I know a lot about nothing. I am very well-educated on nothing.

So then you're familiar with metaphysics and nihilism?

You could've avoided all this by saying you know very little . Whenever people make absolute statements they are almost always false.

No sir, I have a Theoretical Degree in Nothing.

At 12/20/13 02:22 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: can't we just have a normal thread about toast for once

No. This is a Toaster Porn thread.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

At 12/20/13 02:41 AM, Nebula wrote: How do you know you know nothing?

Already answered.

At 12/20/13 03:10 AM, fmn335 wrote: Why does rain purple in the three?

Because the three rains in the purple.

At 12/20/13 04:13 AM, satanbrain wrote: Why should I bother to ask an ignoramus?

Ask yourself, you just did.

At 12/20/13 06:50 AM, Troisnyx wrote: You're not going to respond to any of these posts now, are you?

I went to bed like a noob.

At 12/20/13 07:30 AM, Vinnyy wrote: But nothing is actually something, so you do actually know something.

What is this something that you know? Please share.

I know a lot about nothing. I am very well-educated on nothing.

Reports uncertain. Ireland may be fictional.

At 12/20/13 12:49 AM, Conal wrote:

At 12/12/13 12:25 AM, null556 wrote: I feel like I know the answer to this, but figured I'd check with you guys just to be sure. Can you use copyrighted music in Flash, if you're using ads?

Yes, but don't blame NG if it gets taken down.

Why would anyone blame NG? Other than the 200-ish people that vote, they have nothing to do with it. They can't be held responsible for what gets posted here.

Don't be like that baby...
I can do both slots if you like.

At 12/20/13 02:41 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/20/13 02:26 AM, null556 wrote: I can do all kinds of stuff with my slot. Wanna see?

Just the one? Or maybe...the second slot?

Wait, uh oh...woops...nevermind.

Phew. I need a smoke, now.

How 'bout I do a little... insertion...

Install a tracking chip in your girlfriend and every other man within a 25-mile radius. On the display, make her dot come up red and the mens' dot come up blue. When you see purple, you've got the bitch.

At 12/20/13 02:23 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/20/13 02:21 AM, null556 wrote:

At 12/20/13 02:09 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/20/13 01:43 AM, null556 wrote: Hay guis rate my toast box please kthx <3

Daaaaayum baby back dat up.

hey bb how u doin?
I go all the way, cutie...

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I can do all kinds of stuff with my slot. Wanna see?

At 12/20/13 02:09 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/20/13 01:43 AM, null556 wrote: Hay guis rate my toast box please kthx <3

Daaaaayum baby back dat up.

hey bb how u doin?
I go all the way, cutie...

"OH SHIT THE OTHER GUYS HAVE GUNS TOO"

Hay guis rate my toast box please kthx <3

At 12/20/13 01:12 AM, Sevkat wrote: nul556 get out of my thread

I will when you accept my friend request.

At 12/20/13 01:19 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: Why is the world so cold?
Why can't we help each other?

Because people are shitheads. I'm a shithead, you're a shithead, we're all shitheads!

At 12/20/13 01:21 AM, Powerage wrote: how do i become like you?

You must assassinate the president of Iceland.

At 12/20/13 12:17 AM, BurningJesus wrote:

At 12/20/13 12:15 AM, Sevkat wrote:

you're that sexualemo fggt ammirite

Who the fuck else would I be?

A bitch.

At 12/20/13 12:51 AM, kazumazkan wrote: explain this

Technically not a question.

At 12/20/13 01:04 AM, Viper50 wrote: What happened that caused that, OP?

That's how collisions work. When I throw a pencil at the wall, it stops.

At 12/19/13 11:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Who would know anything more than you?

You, of course.

At 12/19/13 11:48 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What do I look like, a physicist?

I would also like to see this.

At 12/19/13 11:29 PM, styclo wrote:

At 12/19/13 11:25 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 12/19/13 11:19 PM, styclo wrote:

At 12/19/13 11:17 PM, null556 wrote: Ask me anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a woman's orgasm?

3. Then you bite down VERY VERY VERY hard.

I like my nose not broken lol

Forget the broken nose, you'll have a crushed head.

At 12/19/13 11:33 PM, Sodamachine wrote: how's your sex life?

Ask your mom, she knows how it is.

At 12/19/13 11:38 PM, Spooky wrote: How can you know that you know absolutely nothing if you truly know absolutely nothing?

I don't. I just think I know absolutely nothing.

At 12/19/13 11:28 PM, ElMagnificoBurro wrote:

At 12/19/13 11:26 PM, styclo wrote: I noticed you really like the word "faggot".
I hear that word a lot, but I just don't get whyyyyyy!?

I was just using it to take jabs at luis... faggot.

But Luis is our Lord and savior.

At 12/19/13 11:18 PM, Dercaful wrote: Who am I?

Don't you dare answer 24601

Your name is Victor. You are a member of the former Soviet Union.

At 12/19/13 11:19 PM, styclo wrote: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a woman's orgasm?

Eight if she's less than 5'2".

At 12/19/13 11:20 PM, ElMagnificoBurro wrote: Do you do the dew?

No, but my lawn does.

Ask me anything.

Friendzone. What the fuck do you do?

At 12/19/13 11:08 PM, BurningJesus wrote: Dat run-on sentence.

Didn't notice that at first. But yeah... wow.

At 12/19/13 09:49 PM, nanocon wrote: scools
cafatiria's
procesed
thype
wandering
whent
proublum

Should've stayed in school.

Take advice from the almighty @STEM.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1109224

I can make a loud clicking sound with my wrist. I've figured out the exact movement required for the noise, so I can do it on command. Sometimes just to annoy people I start clicking my wrist repeatedly.

At 12/18/13 07:51 PM, ExtraLife wrote: Be in the US

Check.

Be at least 18 years old

Check.

Provide a US shipping address

Check.

Pay ~1500 dollars

Shit.

Newgrounds Employee.
You get a good amount of money don't have to do anything, ever.

inb4 del-

Or... OR... It's because they're gay.