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...but sometimes I use it just to get to Google.

Am I a bad person for leading Bing on?

Hitman.

At 12/27/13 08:33 PM, Sodamachine wrote:

At 12/27/13 05:36 PM, tox wrote:

my question.. would you game, design, create...

All three of those things.

Also, aren't design and create pretty much the same thing?

When I was 15 I found some .22 LR cartridges in my dad's nightstand while looking for nail clippers. The box said "rim-fire" which didn't take me long to figure out what it meant. I wanted to see if I could set off a cartridge by holding it with a wrench and hitting the rim with a hammer. I still have the scar on my finger from where I had to pull a piece of shrapnel out.

At 12/27/13 02:07 PM, RapeSage wrote: Once upon a time I worked at a bakery and this sweet old woman asked me to give her a pastry.
I picked it up and was suddenly angry, so I took a bite out of it and threw the rest in her face.
I do not work there anymore.

Last line killed me.

I carry a fully-loaded AR-15 with me at all times. If you don't like it you can tell it to your government.

At 12/27/13 05:42 PM, VJF wrote: Sell for $20,000, make a $5,000 profit.

Buy for $20,000, sell for $25,000, make a $5,000 profit.

I'm scared

Chains are only as strong as what they're chained to.

Getting some to work with you is difficult, and must be handled delicately. Send her this, word-for-word:
Subject: EY YO BITCH
Message: Yo bitch, you want in on dis shit or not? Contact me at 555-GIT-MONY for dis cash.

A friend

Woodchucks don't chuck wood.

I hate pizza. I like the ingredients - dough, cheese, sauce - just not in the form of pizza.

I got hit in the eye with a nerf dart. Couldn't open my eye for two hours.

I made it riding a dinosaur

At 12/20/13 07:41 PM, Innermike wrote: Wow look at all these replies, I can't believe anyone took this question seriously.

See

At 12/12/13 12:25 AM, null556 wrote: I feel like I know the answer to this, but figured I'd check with you guys just to be sure.

At 12/20/13 11:40 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 12/20/13 11:25 PM, anyapple wrote: unacceptable

Oh i get it.

I don't.

It's really not any scarier than half the stuff on NG.

Apparently, he sees some titties.

At 12/20/13 09:27 PM, UncleCubone wrote: What should I do about this?

Sacrifice a goat.

What is your opinion on this pussy?

I know, I was surprised you didn't notice the second or third time I did it, and just wanted to see how long it would take.

At 12/20/13 08:01 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: he brainwashes people you know like typi

Yo PotHeadParadise, I'mma let you finish, but the CIA had the best brainwashing technology of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Build your own snowman to do it for you.

At 12/20/13 07:30 PM, Piggler wrote: I'm too much of a pacifist. I wouldn't even fight for my own life if it meant hurting another one of God's creatures.

Snowmen are not God's creatures. They were scientifically engineered in a lab! You'll be doing the world a favor!

At 12/20/13 07:13 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 12/20/13 06:53 PM, null556 wrote: Paul Walker?

If you consider 40 young, then that would also include:

Huh. I thought he was in his early 30s. Nevermind then.

What about that little kid in Africa?

Paul Walker?

It was.

I think gmail lets you make accounts without a mobile number

He's just puffing out his chest to make him look muscular!
Punch him in the face and he'll go down!

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