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Response to: Hello! I'm new here! :D Posted April 26th, 2014 in General

Leave before you get sucked in. The site is shit now but it'll happen anyway.

Response to: i was gone Posted April 26th, 2014 in General

Psh, I left four years ago and only came back with an alt a few months ago.

Response to: wheres pico Posted April 26th, 2014 in General

Pico is gay

Response to: sanjay and craig Posted April 21st, 2014 in General

I thought this thread was going to be about Sanjay the moderator.

Response to: Manscaping? Posted April 20th, 2014 in General

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I personally cut my dick off with scissors every Saturday.

Response to: are sprite movies dead Posted April 20th, 2014 in General

I think sprite movies are dead. Flash itself is dying. I don't know what exactly is causing it, but it's definitely dying.

Response to: best free anti virus Posted April 20th, 2014 in General

I forget the name, but there's this one antivirus program where if you download it, it will unleash this awful trojan that damages files, steals your information, redirects your browser, and creates pop-ups. Get that one, it's pretty good.

Response to: Can video games be art? Posted April 20th, 2014 in General

It depends on the game, or more importantly, the motive behind making the game. If it's created to to make you feel something, or to tell a story or send a message, then I'd consider it art. If it's just something slapped together to make money, I wouldn't really consider it art.

Response to: Thinkin of investing 300 bucks Posted April 19th, 2014 in General

Send it to me and you will make a 0% profit

Response to: Band name suggestions!! Posted April 19th, 2014 in General

Shitface and Gayfunkle

Response to: Soo theres this girl.. Posted April 12th, 2014 in General

listen
OP listen
you
you have to kill them
kill them
kill them both

Response to: The redesign killed this site. Posted April 12th, 2014 in General

I used to have a different account a long time ago. I left for a few years and when I came back, I felt like everything had gone to shit. That may just be my nostalgia, though. I don't think bringing back the old design would help; the damage is already done. And taking out ads would definitely not help - in fact, it would probably make it worse. I don't know if you're aware of this, but the flash ads are the only way NG artists get paid. Obviously true artists have motivation other than money, but the money is probably what keeps them here instead of going to youtube. Without the ads, the content would be much worse.

Response to: Favorite method to annoy people? Posted April 12th, 2014 in General

Killing their family and making them watch

Response to: we're sorry luis Posted April 12th, 2014 in General

At 4/11/14 11:56 PM, sweet21 wrote: stuff

I kind of feel like Newgrounds is dead, or at least dying. I had was an active member on a different account back in 2008, but I took a break for a few years and when I came back I noticed that things had changed. It's hard to describe exactly what it is. It's kind of like the feeling when you used to have your group of close friends in school, and then everyone moves away for college. Or something like that. I don't know, it just makes me sad.

Response to: in the market for a new Vagina? Posted April 12th, 2014 in General

Vagina's are fucking gay

Response to: Calling out Tom Fulp Posted December 31st, 2013 in General

Who the hell does this guy think he is?
Signing his posts, and he stole my icon.

dick
Response to: Throw out your hands, Posted December 31st, 2013 in General

Why do you mock me

Throw out your hands,

Response to: who wants to play gmod 13 over hama Posted December 30th, 2013 in General

These guys might

Response to: Nfl Thread: The End Is Near! Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

At 12/29/13 02:05 PM, ZJ wrote: Also, you can post safe-for-work pictures of girls if you want.

Okay

Nfl Thread: The End Is Near!

Response to: New Years Resolutions! Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

My resolution is to get friends.

Response to: Making a B-horror Film Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

Are there giant insects?

Response to: I have a Pet Iguana Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

Second one on the right

I have a Pet Iguana

Response to: "make Your Cock Huge!!1" Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

At 12/28/13 05:29 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 12/28/13 05:21 PM, Sevkat wrote: painbringer has a small pen0r
microwinky

Not as micro as Needledick.

Response to: an experiment in fear Posted December 29th, 2013 in General

At 12/29/13 12:21 AM, 372 wrote: lmfao are you guys serious right now that was dumb as fuck

My speakers were at full volume from an earlier video

Response to: an experiment in fear Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

I heard the cracking and closed that shit. I will not open it again. Someone please tell me what happened.

Response to: Guess Those Lyrics! Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

"Tunnel Snakes rule"

Response to: Hello! New to Newgrounds! Kinda Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

This site is awful

Response to: shut your face! Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

 

shut your face!

Response to: "Who the hell are you, and... Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

At 12/28/13 07:56 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 12/28/13 02:27 AM, null556 wrote: ...but sometimes I use it just to get to Google.
Am I a bad person for leading Bing on?
no offense but you're a tard baby for supporting f*cked up & evil corporations which spies on their customers (google & microsoft) instead of using a decent search engine like yahoo

wrong thread

Response to: 15,000$ computer 4 u Posted December 28th, 2013 in General

At 12/28/13 02:31 AM, CareerGecko wrote:
At 12/27/13 07:03 PM, mandog wrote:
At 12/27/13 06:24 PM, null556 wrote:
At 12/27/13 05:42 PM, VJF wrote: Sell for $20,000, make a $5,000 profit.
Buy for $20,000, sell for $25,000, make a $5,000 profit.
Buy for $25,000, sell for $30,000, make a $5,000 profit.
Buy for $30,000, sell for $35,000, make a $5,000 profit.

Buy for $35,000, see it's the exact same thing I just sold, and demand my money back.