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Response to: remembering sanjay moderator Posted May 9th, 2014 in General

At 5/9/14 01:09 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 5/9/14 01:00 PM, beheadedbymuslims wrote: this level of trolling is so elaborate even i am currently giving it a standing ovation
I just want to post below Bees so everybody sees we have matching BFF signatures.
That is all.

I do too, but it has a bad connection.

Response to: Welcome to Wendy's... Posted May 8th, 2014 in General

At 5/8/14 11:35 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
Aww man! Who are all these fucks?
I said to come alone!
I didn't want to have to do this...
EVERYONE ON THE GROUND!
RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH!

Naw bitch

Response to: The regression of the female mind. Posted May 8th, 2014 in General

Sounds like someone got dumped/can't get girls

Response to: Welcome to Wendy's... Posted May 8th, 2014 in General

One penis please

Response to: Dear Newgrounds Posted May 8th, 2014 in General

I created it myself and then that dickhead TomFulp stole it from me.

Response to: The regression of the female mind. Posted May 8th, 2014 in General

Insanctuary pls go

Response to: The BBS in the eyes of a newer user Posted May 5th, 2014 in General

I hate the BBS. The only reason I come back is because they started pumping nicotine out of our computers back in '08.

Response to: how do you make a game system Posted May 5th, 2014 in General

A couple days ago you asked where to get some vintage game system and I told you to build one. I can't believe you're seriously taking my advice.

Response to: Signs that I'm hideous looking Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

Did it occur to you that it has nothing to do with the way you look and you're just a shitty person?

Response to: Defending videogame caused violence Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

At 5/4/14 03:14 PM, Spedmallet wrote: So they p. much just proved anger=bad. That has nothing to do with video games or shootings

The one and only thing that all shooters have in common is anger ay someone or something.

So the medium that has you blowing people's heads off has nothing to do with it?

Yes. I played Pac-man as a kid and still hated eating fruits.

Response to: Defending videogame caused violence Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

At 5/4/14 02:50 PM, Spedmallet wrote:
I wonder how they did that. Did the control group not end up committing mass shootings?

They measured aggression levels (which obviously is the main cause of violence).
http://psychcentral.com/news/2014/04/08/video-game-frustration-not-content-fosters-aggression/68225.html

Frustration isn't the case. If that were true people frustrated with violent T.V. and pornography would be the perpetrators rather than the fans.

It's a frustration with themselves that the players feel, which is more intense than just disliking something.

Response to: Favorite sword? Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

I like the pointy one

Response to: Defending videogame caused violence Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

There was a study around a month ago that found it was the frustration caused by difficult games that caused the increase of aggression, and that the actual level of violence in the games had no effect. That being said, people that commit acts of violence because they're frustrated by a game are probably more likely to commit acts of violence because of frustration by real life. And personally, blowing heads off in video games is a great way for me to relieve stress, and I'm sure many people feel the same way. So I think it would actually be productive to have violent people play violent, easy video games.

Response to: know where to buy a new sega Posted May 4th, 2014 in General

Build one

Response to: Need animator Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

At 5/3/14 11:43 PM, nOkus wrote:
At 5/3/14 11:40 PM, TheMajormel wrote:
shut the fuck up
That's what your mother told the doctor when he told her she was pregnant with you.

2/10

Response to: Im gonna be a rapper Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

Shit's flames +1

Response to: Need animator Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

No.

Fuck da po-lice
Response to: Ass Or Boobs? Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

At 5/3/14 11:00 PM, FAYI wrote: Ahhgg.....i can add a third "element"?

Penis?

Response to: Teen Kills. Omfg Its Video Games Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

At 5/3/14 10:16 PM, Shade wrote: Honestly, we should ban violent video games. They're teaching kids to kill.

Portal taught me how to kill robots. Oh well, guess I'm a sociopath.

Response to: fart porn? Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

At 5/3/14 06:07 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 5/3/14 06:00 PM, null556 wrote:
At 5/3/14 05:59 PM, SansNumbers wrote: "Fart porn" is the kind of phrase you'd hear an elementary school age kid say when there aren't any adults around
Do you have a better name for it?
No, but its very existence is pretty retarded.

There's porn for everything, fart porn is actually relatively normal compared to what's out there.

Response to: fart porn? Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

At 5/3/14 05:59 PM, SansNumbers wrote: "Fart porn" is the kind of phrase you'd hear an elementary school age kid say when there aren't any adults around

Do you have a better name for it?

Response to: Dad terrorizing me, wat do? Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

Kill him.

Response to: Shit Newgrounders say Posted May 3rd, 2014 in General

"Why is there a cock in the top left corner?"

Response to: Tho and Doe Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

95% of the time it's to make fun of people that talk like that.

Response to: Is steam Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

At 5/2/14 10:28 PM, Valor56 wrote: as in the computer program.

My computer runs on electricity.

Response to: Is steam Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

My car uses a combustion engine.

Response to: Thread about: Fight Club... Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

At 5/2/14 09:52 PM, VJF wrote:
At 5/2/14 09:51 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 5/2/14 09:50 PM, REgalDEmon14 wrote: what?, what did I do?
DON'T YOU KNOW THIS CLUB HAS RULES
What's the number one rule of Fight CLub?

No girls allowed?

Response to: Help me pick an avatar Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

I use it for the online account for my college and nobody's bothered me about it.

Help me pick an avatar

Response to: The Return of Cootie... Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

At 4/27/14 07:31 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 4/27/14 06:32 PM, Cootie wrote: They don't fuck around for this job FBI agents have been snooping around all my friends houses and places I used to work at.
This thread is being monitored.

Watch your back.

Leave this thread. Authorities have been contacted.

Response to: Friday Posted May 2nd, 2014 in General

At 5/2/14 08:20 PM, SCTE3 wrote: friends

?