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At 5/25/14 05:40 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 5/25/14 05:39 PM, null556 wrote: Pizza. Don't know why, just hate it. I've tried probably 10-20 different types and I just don't like it.

Not even stuffed crust?

The crust is always the worst part, putting cheese inside doesn't make up for it.

The one with all the dicks

ur moms sex tape

Pizza. Don't know why, just hate it. I've tried probably 10-20 different types and I just don't like it.

Religion is for dummyz atheism #1

It's because they're bitches and they can't read who they're voting for

At 5/24/14 06:39 PM, Satan wrote:

At 5/24/14 05:44 PM, null556 wrote:

At 5/24/14 05:32 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 5/24/14 05:31 PM, CresIsis wrote:

That's not how to pick up Jewish girls. You have to use a dustpan.

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Too soon, dude.

At 5/24/14 05:32 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 5/24/14 05:31 PM, CresIsis wrote: How do you fit 24 jews into a Volkswagen?

Put 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray.

A beautiful classic. I told that to someone once to break the ice... I didn't know she was jewish.

That's not how to pick up Jewish girls. You have to use a dustpan.

u dun got a poo goblin in yo bum

Usually I don't watch Disney movies because they always seem to just be a variation of the same general plot. But this one looks interesting.

Ain't no shame in a good ol' game of whack-a-bitch.

At 5/23/14 03:11 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 5/23/14 02:46 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Because I hate my last one.

XxAmaranthusxClamstufferxX
Clamaranthus 4 lyfe

It was the only option

ur mom sucks

Those two guys, I like them. They're funny.

At 5/21/14 05:26 PM, finicalprickle wrote: i cut one nail with my other nail and rip them off, some times too much

I used to do this, but I'm civilized now so I use scissors for a good portion of it.

You could just kill them

I had to update Windows 8 a couple days ago and I waited 5 hours for it to update. I had to hold the power button until it turned off and then I just turned it back on and it was fine.

Light it on fire

Chronamut says my excellent pussy gaem and long-ass dick isn't the right criteria to be an admin.

At 5/19/14 03:44 AM, Wegra wrote: Yay or nay?

gay

I'd poke you in your eye
also fuck your bitch and still your lettuce

Game of Thrones is gay and they all die in the end anyway

At 5/18/14 12:21 AM, Ron-Geno wrote:
What has NG taught you?

That ur gey

yolo

At 5/17/14 02:59 AM, CresIsis wrote:

At 5/17/14 02:55 AM, dara6789 wrote: For some odd reason wearing glasses makes me feel smarter or more professional. So wot makes you feel smarter??

Talking to you.

Damn

Newgrounds was not originally intended for the web, but rather was a Neo Geo fanzine by the name "New Ground", "Neo" being a synonym for "New", and "Geo" being a synonym for "Ground". I published New Ground from my parents' basement in Perkasie, PA, sending sporadic issues to around 100 members of a club on Prodigy. I was 13 at the time, which explains why I have so much faith in today's thirteen year olds.

The police still don't know who the suspect is. If this is the guy, shouldn't someone tell them?

You signed up for NG when you were 9?

Have you tried using Shazam or something?

I fucking love ducks you piece of shit