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This is why the new NG sucks.

I left NG for a while and when I came back all the cool people were gone.

At 12/16/13 05:45 PM, Slint wrote:

At 12/16/13 05:43 PM, null556 wrote: Titties. Tell us your taste in titties.

Big, round tits are the best. The perfect measure is your hand. If they're big enough to fill your hand, they're good.

Now, there's too big and too small, and neither is good.

Keep in mind this is not MY taste, this is THE RIGHT taste.

Thank you, good sir. I shall now fondle any potential mates in order to insure that they are correct before proceeding in a relationship.

Titties. Tell us your taste in titties.

There's not an expensive way to do that, on any operating system. A jpeg is a static image, that's it. You can't add buttons or anything to them.

At 12/8/13 04:04 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 12/8/13 03:58 AM, Xenomit wrote: Is who the fuck actually cares about south africa

We care about human lives, no matter where on the planet...

Exactly. So why should we care about Aftricans?

At 12/16/13 01:14 PM, Thor wrote: I'm adopted, and apparently I have a younger half-brother in Louisiana somewhere who was also adopted. I wish to find him someday.

J- Jeffery?

At 12/15/13 10:39 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/15/13 10:38 PM, ElMagnificoBurro wrote: Just her face and cock.

D:

gross

I hate Christmas.

Future self, how does it feel to have come out of hiding?

OP, what do you do for a living?

At 12/15/13 05:45 PM, mechadude32 wrote: I have a dead sister.
Yeah, who thinks who's special now?

I have millions of dead would-be siblings.

Checkmate.

That makes mustard gas.

How does your mother get prints on fabric?

Does she sun-dye them?

At 12/15/13 05:27 AM, Nor wrote: It really doesn't.
If you like a post, then go ahead and like it or reply to it or whatever.

Its not needed, no one wants it really, and NG bbs is not a normal BBS/social site. Look at it. Its not.

I remember a time when NG didn't even have the "Social" button.

Why must there be change?

"Arizona ManDoesn't Have Lifetime Ban From Walmart for Price-Matching"

Mine is Hugh Jackman.

My name is Josh.

Wait, shit.

I have something to say relevant to this conversation, but I don't want to share.

Muhammad

But when we stopped sirtom from burning a school to the ground, not even a mention.

You were great in Clerks.

At 12/3/13 01:32 PM, Rustygames wrote: Underage b@

I think the age restriction is mainly to keep out obnoxious little kids dat tALk liEk dis!!!1! but he seems more mature than a lot of people over 13 on this site. I say let him stay.

At 12/2/13 09:21 AM, kkots wrote:

At 12/1/13 03:49 PM, Mightybob wrote: Hey, I'm 12yrs old and I like to program and animate games.

Can you post a photo of yourself with number 1355881 on your hand?
Because you're some 30-year old man pretending to be a twelve year old kid.

It's not that uncommon to be this good at a young age. I started animating when I was 9, programming when I was 11. I got my first NG frontpage when I was 16. Anyway...

I don't have much to say about the game, it looks great. Something about you personally: don't get too full of yourself. I'm not saying this as an insult (you actually seem pretty down-to-earth); I'm saying it as a tip from personal experience. The kids at school may think your amazing for being able to program, but people that you talk to online have been doing this for years and they can be harsh. It's best to stay humble, or nobody will listen to you.

Before you say "uhm u hav nuthin submitted duhh", I'm using this account to not bring attention to my real one.

At 12/13/13 12:52 AM, Metraff wrote:

At 12/13/13 12:27 AM, null556 wrote: I was expelled for hacking when I was 14.

Yeah
Ok

I'm not saying I'm some super-1337 h4xor. I just messed around with the grades, which really isn't that complicated on a lot of school computer systems. But they still called it hacking and it's enough to get you expelled.

Hypocrite.

At 12/13/13 01:50 AM, nanocon wrote: i have been trying to hire an animator hear on new grounds but no ones responded to the open call i put in the animation bourd i think its the way i type. since i am stretched thin for monny i offered 95% of the ad rev pus huge artistic leeway and and that i would listen to there ideas for the flash on the grounds that we talk it out to prevent our ideas from clashing.

the above seemed fair i even said i would try to juggle my finances so i could pay with monny if possable so what am i doing wrong

1. You posted it 13 hours ago. Give it time.
2. Use spell-check; nobody wants to work with someone that types like a 10-year-old (no offence).
3. Even if you make a great game/movie, don't expect to get much revenue from it. Most people, even those that get on the front page, only make a couple hundred dollars, at most.

I was expelled for hacking when I was 14.

Clearly you are an android.

They've realized what terrible, terrible people us NGers are and decided we don't get Christmas.

Has OP told us where/if he works? I'm dying to know. OP, where do you work?