I recently got back from the doctors, on account of having a shitty chest cold and being dizzy, and just because I know Newgrounds would be concerned for me, I picked up some medication for the dizziness, and I should be fine later.
Anyways, as I was sitting in the waiting room, a lady and her younger daughter came in. The lady had an ice pack on her head, and her head appeared to be bleeding. They both sat down, and all was quiet for a matter of seconds. The woman suddenly stood up and screamed "I LOST MY FUCKING TRACKING BALL!" and it appeared that she had lost the tracking ball on her Blackberry.
The woman dropped the ice pack and ran the fastest I've ever seen a 200 pound woman ever run, out of the doctors office and down the street yelling "WHERE IS IT!!??" She was probably all messed from her bleeding head, but I could just see the look on her daughters face like "Fuck, god dammit mom"
The woman never came back into the office, and her daughter ran after her, I just wanted to share that, it was funny as hell.