At 8/20/08 10:10 PM, Zack wrote:

At 8/20/08 09:33 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Straight edge kids have their heads up their asses.

Straight-edge kids like living long, healthy lives.

i'd like to say that while most of the non-straight edge stuff is bad, things like pot aren't harmful or addictive if usedproperly(this i have confirmed from several sources)

At 8/20/08 10:03 PM, xskatasticx wrote: I think it would be rad if you got some mad facial scars, some real war wounds.

just ask my crazy friend with nails like talons. he clawed my arm(we sometimes fight for fun when bored) and it left a 4 inch long permanent scar.

At 8/20/08 07:42 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I see the short bus in his future!

tobacco fucks up your lungs, not your brain.

At 8/20/08 07:14 PM, Canas wrote: Do you perhaps have a race car bed?

And is that race car perhaps a Delorean?

"when this baby reachs 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

ok, i'm trying to view this shit, but i am failing. either you posted broken links, or it isn't just my wireless internet thats fucked up.

something very common among males:
Mammaphilia

i never microwaved anythiung but food. but i am curious what would happen to uranium-238 if you microwaved it. would you get nuclear asplosion?

hmm... mabye myself if i could re-enact the end of dr. strangelove(aka ride a 40 megaton nuke in freefall from 20 miles up)

i'd go back to when i was 11 and not look at the mature section out of curiosity(mabye then i wouldn't be hooked on pr0n)

this thread has almost tempted me to buy stickers and post them all over toronto. almost. just don't like spending money.

how about sun and rain at the same time. so fucking funny. everyone just thinkin wtf is this

At 8/19/08 09:52 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: a mr clean magic spooge.

please tell me that was a typo

if the scientific tests are so accurate about her being inaccurate, then why does she correctly diagnose most of her clients? hmm??? if just thinking something is true increases the likelyhood of it being true(law of attraction), which seems like total bullshit but works to an extent, then why shouldn't supernatural powers work. for example,light and candle. now in your mind, concentrate on the flame and try to telekineticly shrink the flame. it takes a while, but i have done it to the point where if i end my concentration, the flame doubles or tribples in size. this shit works, it just isn't common to have any practical levels of ability.

if you want to prank call someone, call a bar and ask if someone named scha-longe is there (make sure it sounds aisian). and if he says no and doesn't catch on, say if his friend ilick chackoff is there(this should sound russian)

first should eventually be heard as schelong
second as I lick jackoff

i'm a virgin, and to be honest, after my friend's advice on sex(basicly don't have it) and a juno-inspired dream, i'm starting to rethink if it's worth the risk to do it. what the hell, it's not like just once to lose my virginity will ruin my life.

1 year later
*gets AIDS and impregnates GF*
aw fuck, both at once?! why didn't i listen to david...

instead, you should have just confronted her, yelled out "FUCK YOU, YOU CONTROL FREAK CUNT!" and punched her to the side of the head.

i only respect them when i get due respect in return. after all, if some is treating me like shit, why should i respect them(like when my mom goes on her screaming power trips)

i saw this done to the lion king

and i enjoyed it :(

well, that feeling of zoning out and feeling like you're not in control of what you say and losing sensation, i've had that from not sleeping, so i know what you mean. i just treat it like being high. got to hit my friend up for some weed this year. and try to remember to watch mindless comedy while i'm doing it. wait, i wonder if those weed posters in my cousin's room aren't just to be badass(although he is anway).....

At 8/18/08 04:51 PM, goldblade1 wrote:

Well, the thing is, i have come to wondering, what makesus a 'good person'? After all, good is relative to society, and society is not natural, as we have made it. So, a good person naturally or a good person artificially? And i dont understand your last statement.

well, i guess what makes us a good person is our how people see us. in life, our reputation, when we are gone, our legacy. and as for my second statement, it's a little off topic, but a thread like this seemed like a good place to say it.

do't try too hard with these. these things made me restless, unable to sleep. just drop it. all you should really care about is being a good person and avoid the tough questions. and just an fyi for all the athiests saying you cease to exist when you die, it has been scientificly proven that something like a soul survives after death.

At 8/17/08 06:02 PM, Heathenox wrote: And to make it worse, school is the law. And the dropout age is 16. Or was it 18 in my state now...? And to make it worse, the only way go to college is to got to this wretched toruture, and the only way to have a good life is to got to college, thanks to damn pointless societal expectations and rules.

actually, dropping out doesn't ruin your life. my dad is a high school dropout. and yet he makes over twice the average income(average is about $30k per year, he makes at least $70k by my calculations, not including the 4 apartment complexes he manages)

newgrounds took away my innocence(sp?), got me hooked on porn, and boosted my ego by showing just how retarded the general population is in comparison.

At 8/17/08 12:09 PM, Kagoe wrote:

At 8/17/08 12:07 PM, nsc007 wrote: always happens when i find something cool in a magazine/on the internet.

Christ, I was only just able to read that.

then mabye you should see an optomotrist(sp?), as i can read things half that font size.

always happens when i find something cool in a magazine/on the internet.

At 8/16/08 07:00 PM, Shuko wrote: Actually, the Matrix caused 9/11. Or more specifically, Mr. Anderson was behind the whole thing:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/282/1 2665matrix22jpgnl8.jpg

HOLY SHIT

notallcaps

french is such a weird language. say you're done your dinner wrong and you end up saying you died.

i jumped on the bandwagon and 0ed it. went down 0.03.

Russia have twice as much nukes as USA. and they have too many other WMD's to guard. attack Russia= you get pwned.
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my dad used to steal my money claiming it was for food, which is bullshit, seing as how he gets more than enough money for that(he has more than twice the average income by my calculations). it was getting to the point that i was going to start charging interest (i could rely on him to pay me back within about... 4 months!). then my mom gave me the idea of a bank account. so i know the situation. i also need to hit him up for $185($85 for carting hundreds of pounds of shingles to a dumpster, $100 for the stupid thing he said about giving me that much for passing french[yes, i sucked bad enough that i needed monetary motivation])