Steal all the twilight stuff, pile it up in a public place, cover it in gasoline, and drop a match on it.
Having a large gun handy would also be a good idea for those who desire to survive the ensuing attack by twilight fans.

Judging by your spelling and grammar, I would say you needed the schooling you missed.

Study, catch up, and, just to make it interesting, make every dessert consist of vodka and magic brownies.

Russian. Mainly because of the aristocratic background I have there, but it is also a powerful language to hear.

Okay, so I was in class, walking back to my desk when my foot jerked outwards(my shoes are very poorly balanced), and I fell forward, the combined force twisting my ankle. So I get through the last 10 minutes of class, and I go to the office with my friend, who does what he can to remedy the situation(elevation, ice). So, when my dad gets there, he looks at it, and decides to take me to the hospital for a proper diagnoses. So I get there and get into the urgent care centre. I go in, an intern takes on look at it, says to go to radiology for an x-ray, I get it, come back, Diagnoses of soft tissue damage and a twisted tendon given by doctor, recommendation of periodic icing and OTC painkillers as needed made.

This medical care, which would have cost as much as $1000 in a private system, didn't cost any more than the $7.50 for parking. I was in and out within an hour.

Say what you want about it, but the fact that I got free health care, with only 1 hour from the time I got there to the time I left, is proof that the system works.

This is why I love living in Canada

You're Welcome

1- Get punching bag
2- Beat the shit out of it daily

My best guess.

I would also suggest running for several hours a day, since my friend does that and she has gained amazing capabilities in both stamina and running speed, so you could keep up a fight, and if you bite off more than you can chew, you can still get the fuck out.

At 11/14/09 04:00 PM, HyperGumba wrote: ...when you are ill?

I know,this sounds awkward,but I do have a theory:

My mom says that when you are ill you have to stay in bed and sweat all the time,so some of the bacteria will be thrown out of your organism with all the sweat. Now I just thought,that since cum is kind of a fluid substance (sorta similar to sweat in the point of fluidness) masturbating should have a similar effect.

What do you guys think? Should I give it a shot? Discuss.

It doesn't really make you better, but an orgasm does provide temporary relief of nasal and sinus congestion.

Okay, I would say that you grab a nice, sharp knife from the kitchen, run at him from screaming like a banshee, and thrust it into him(preferably in a lung). Follow this up by saying "So, still think I'm a retarded little kid, dickwad?", then remove the knife, kick him in the balls, then stomp on his face.

It's not the weirdest thing I heard, but saw on a bus. When I was 12, a girl who I am guessing was about 15, while making eye contact with me, licked her fingertip and rubbed her nipple. This may sound good, but think about it. It would mean that she's a either whore, a pedo, or both. Well, that and I sort of had a girlfriend at the time, so I didn't think it a good idea to follow up on that.

A replicator. Once connected to the ship's systems, we could have any item we want/need.

Vodka is a good choice, but if you want something more tame to start, you could try a a Caesar, which contains Vodka, Clamato juice, Tobasco, and Worcestershire sauce.
I know it sounds wrong, but this Canadian drink is fuckin delicious.

and it's typically served with a celery stick.

Purell is basically extra strong(68% ABV compared to the normal 40%) vodka with some glycerin.

Opium. I can see why the Chinese where so into it a hundred years ago. I basically just felt better, and I came down pretty easy. Mind you, it was a small oral dose of wild opium.

Remember this: demonstrate in favour of the bill, and it might increase the chances of it passing.

Foosh energy mints. Look for a 12 of them, but if you can't find them, two 6's would work.

I'm basically telling you to take 1.2 grams of caffeine laced with sugar. Which is like a pot of good coffee.

Wine runs about 2/3 of windows programs with a reasonable level of reliability. And it comes pre-installed on Ubuntu, so you just have to turn it on.(just google wine and click the first result to find out how)

My first? Something I forgot the specs of running windows 98. It rarely ever crashed, and, amusingly, had a broadband connection in the 90's.

#1- Donate $100,000,000 to NORML

#2- Buy a couple nice cars, like some 40's and 60's era luxury cars and sports cars, maybe a modern S7, F1, etc..

#3- Reno my house, including voice recognition universal digital control, aerogel windows, personal laboratory, well equipped workshop, and finally get a damn dishwasher.

#4- Buy a couple antiques, like uranium glass dishware.

#5- Invest about $200,000,000 in a condo tower.

#6- Give a mil to each person at the next family reunion

#7- Put 70% of what's left in savings accounts, and 30% in a checking account.

At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

If that happened to me, I would take it directly to the human rights tribunal, and, following the school board having their PR epicly fucked, I'd plant bombs in their cars.

Dick Ryder. The funny part is, there probably somebody with that as their real name.

Usually 10-11. About an hour later if it's a weekend or holiday.

The only person who I know of at my school who races to lunch is my friend Kimberly. And that's just because she's the most hyperactive person I've ever met.

I see nothing wrong with that commercial. Then again, I also see nothing wrong with the "6 million in the ash tray" holocaust joke either.

If you really want to download flash files that badly, just get a flash downloader.

I use orbit myself

At 11/2/09 07:38 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Drinking alone is the start of alcoholism.

You are pretty young to be experimenting with alcohol as well...

I foresee an alcohol abuser.

I would prefer to get hooked on weed, since it's not what would destroy my liver.

Ah fuck, I brought it up to 10 shots. Now I have to go through a school day drunk.

I just had another 2 shots, which should bring me up to .13 .

At 11/2/09 07:00 AM, camobch0 wrote: Did you do a breath test? Alcohol doesn't affect everyone the same, you may require up to 20 shots to get drunk, or get the real affect of being drunk. BTW, it sounds like you're on your way to fucking yourself up..

I am calculating my BAC as I go.

And to everyone saying I'm a loser for getting drunk on my own: I wanted to try vodka, and things just went from there, it started with 2 shots, 3 more, 2 more, and now I'm drunk.
And this concise typing isn't proof of sobriety. I have corrected lots of spelling mistakes typing this.

Okay, so I just had 5 shots of vodka, which leaves me legally drunk at about 0.09% blood alcohol level, and, to be honest, and other than some swaying, a loss of balance, and some additional clumsiness, I'm not really getting anything. What exactly is the big deal about getting drunk. I'm not even mentally impaired.

I'm becoming easier to amuse and less capable of sitting up as I type.

At 11/1/09 08:53 PM, Mostasteless wrote: how much did it cost?

My thoughts exactly. I saw a nice '57 Imperial on ebay for $5,000 recently. No rust, flawless, glossy, dark blue paint, 20k miles. Not only that, it wasn't too far from where I live.

Too bad I don't get a lot of work these days. If I had regular income, I would have just bought that sucker with a loan.