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Response to: Strangest spratan lazer mod Posted September 12th, 2008 in General

I still hate halo, based purely on its fanbase.

Response to: Castle Crashers Machinima Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

Don't bother, it would probably suck regardless.

Response to: if you were president Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

I'd become a horrible dictator. I would make children and old people illegal. I would make it illegal to administer medical treatment for those considered obese. Freedom of speech would be abolished, and talking would become nothing more than a privilege. When people reach a certain age (how about 18?), they must take a "life aptitude" test. In this test, a person must prove that they have enough competency to live as worthy citizen, people who fail the test are either deported, or executed, I haven't decfided yet.

Response to: How do I make video like "RvB" Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Do yourself a favor and just don't.

Response to: Just got my first Job Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

It's funny how enthusiastic you are, completely unaware of how much life is gonan suck now that you have a job.

Response to: Slipknot Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

inb4 slipknot sucks!

they're okay
Response to: Need comp help (pics) Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Vista sucks!

wait, I use vista, oh shi-
Response to: Stop with all the forums Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Maybe if more people actually listened to said suggestions, they forums wouldn't be so empty...

Response to: Just got done watching Hard Candy.. Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Just make sure the girl isn't a 14-year-old psychopath then.

Response to: Guys I Need Help Gawd Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Click the right stick to blink.

Response to: funny stuff Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

I brutally killed a man in front of his wife and only son. It was awesome.

Response to: Adventures of Clay Guy Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

I made sure to vote zero

Response to: Stole some beer! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

That is the most hardcore thing I have ever seen. You are now the coolest user ever to grace newgrounds

can I plz plz plz be your best friend?!
Response to: Lean Mean Pc Machine! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 11:24 PM, Samen wrote: A bunch of shit no one cares about
/no social life ;)

Fix'd!

Response to: Happy Birthday, TropicalParadise! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Sounds like someone's trying to lose his virginity...

Response to: School clubs you're in... Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

I'm considered to be part of the Drama club since I'm part of the group who builds the sets used for school plays.

Response to: Drinking your own tears. Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

It would make you vomit, since tears are nothing more than salt water

Response to: Today after school... Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

I like how your story was completely devoid of humor, or anything remotely interesting.

Response to: What is the correct length? Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

wait, what are we talking about now?

Response to: Whats cuter? Puppys or Kittens? Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

I can honestly say that I couldn't decide between the two. It would really depend on which image is fresher in my head.

Response to: Wanted = The Matrix? Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

You're pretty much described every action movie made after 1999.

Response to: Quick help me guys! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Quick! Multiply by the recipro-

Response to: Okay, I did it. Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Congratulations, you just showed newgrounds that you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass playing video games all day.

Response to: Being human sucks Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Yeah, stay on your computer in your parents' basement, just like you're doing now, later, you can climb up to the top of the nearest clock tower to have a little target practice.

Response to: Need help. Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Have you tried growing a spine and a pair of testacles and confronting him face to face?

Response to: Fat girls the new skinny! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Fat people will always repulse me because it shows that they don't take good care of themselves.

Response to: Cheapest Ramen Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 06:55 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Sainsbury's own brand is something like 19 pence.

I'm sure tescos and asda are even cheaper.

Ah, yes, I totally forgot about those brands that are completely unknown to anyone who doesn't live in England.

Response to: Cheapest Ramen Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 06:47 PM, zaxnort wrote: How does this qualify as a thread?

Because creepy, socially inept, future serial killers live off of ramen and cheetos.

Response to: who hates cops Posted August 31st, 2008 in General

At 8/31/08 09:28 PM, flyer13 wrote: i broke the law and got punished appropriately, feel sorry for me!

Fix'd!

Response to: catwoman Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

At 8/29/08 09:04 PM, catwoman1337 wrote: i wuz tlkin bout my seres u stupid n00bz

oh, those, they're terrible

But I'd still pork catwoman.