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Nevaaaaa. :O

Get off the old fucking trend.

Why?

At 11/10/06 09:33 PM, Sp00kyy wrote:

At 11/10/06 09:27 PM, Nordavind wrote:

... Wait for it.... wait for it.. waaaait foooor iiiiiit..................

.. orly?

Yarly.

You know, sp00k.

We pwn.

At 11/10/06 09:29 PM, strawberryffuck wrote: OMFG i just got a deja vu that i had already read this post

.... orly? ;)

At 11/10/06 09:25 PM, Jessii wrote: Get a small cheapo spray bottle from walmart or something (like the 89 cent ones in the hair or trial size aisle), wash it out label the bottle and then dump the stuff from the old bottle to the new bottle. The only problem is that if you've been using that stuff for days now, you probably have an infection rather than allergies or something, so maybe you should get that checked out.

... Wait for it.... wait for it.. waaaait foooor iiiiiit..................

.. orly?

At 11/10/06 08:59 PM, Sp00kyy wrote:

Orly?!

Yes.

At 11/10/06 08:59 PM, Sp00kyy wrote: Fuck! The nozzle is broken,

orly?!

and now I can't get any of the delicous, beautiful sore throat spray!

orly?!

It's been helping with my sore throat for days now, but now nothing will come out :(

orly?!

Any tips?

This was inevitable.

At 11/9/06 03:25 PM, King-Kanar wrote: it looked more like the camera person was looking at themselves in a mirror and didn't realize it. wish I was that smart.

I thought that at first as well, btu upon watching it again, you see the "ghost" walk away. The "spectre" isn't even looking at the camerawoman.

Again, it's still fake.

At 11/9/06 03:22 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: ghosts get caught on film and photos all the time. its one of my hobbies collecting that sort of evidence.

but that my uneducated freind, was a fake. the "ghost" was way to opaque to be a ghost.

The "apparition" was too solid to be a spirit. Ghosts aren't that define in image. They literally ARE all white and transparent most of the time. Features are just visible.

That is the fakest crap I've ever seen.

At 11/3/06 06:25 PM, dmjersak wrote: maybe you were druck, maybe didnt get enough sleep, it was a mutant or your just plain lying

You asshole, i dont drink. I went through over a year of AA, not so you can just call me drunk. You are beyond evil, you are a terrible, TERRIBLE, person.

At 11/3/06 04:06 PM, BlackMageClock wrote: ok, i myself (a fellow norseman)can confirm these wierd things in the forest!

Hail, Nord! And yeah. :OO

We, Norseman, see lots of weird shit in the forest of Fenriz.

At 11/3/06 04:34 PM, SBB wrote:

At 11/3/06 04:32 PM, Lauch wrote: HI MY NAME IS NORDAVIND AND I LIKE TO TRY TOO HARD TO BE FUNNY

Silly sally, you probably don't even know what Nordavind means.

Cool! I am søravind and I like to try too hard to be boring.

Søravind ftw.

At 11/3/06 04:10 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!

'Caue I love you.

WARNING!: ARTIST'S ATEMPT AT RE-CREATING THE ATTACK!

your all cunts

Wow, someone's in a bad mood today.

Sir.. I love you. XDD

Rofl. And are you yet another one of the dumbasses on the internet that believes everything he reads? It sure looks like it, obviously taking this thread seriously.

It was obviously made for humor, a sense you do not possess.

At 11/3/06 03:08 PM, smflashcon wrote: you need to lay off the crack laced pop-tarts

Sir. I am not a druggie. Odin considers them emo. :O

No, it was a horde of Dodrio alright.

I dunno wtf a Dodrio is, but I swear to God, it was them. :O

Oh yes, they do.

For you see... it all started early this morning.

I woke up at 5:30 am (EST) as usual to take my morning shower and get dressed for school before grabbing a poptart and heading out to my bustop. Also, as usual (I seem to have a morning schedule), I grabbed my alarm clock and chucked it across the room, where it was smashed into tiny particles due to my great strength (the strength only a Norseman like mysel could bear.).

I dragged myself out of bed and hopped into the shower, getting out around twenty minutes later, noting it was almost 6 am. I dried off quickly, and put on my usual clothing which is nothing more than a shirt, jeans, socks shoes and that's all. But where's the underwear, you may ask? Why, that's simple. norseman don't wear underwear, you sillies! That's about as preposterous as Women on the internet. I mean really. Women? On the internet? ROFL!

Anyway, it was about 6:25 now, and I still had a 10 minute walk to the bus stop.. so I hauled out my garage (which was open because my father had just left for work), and took a shortcut through the woods.

It was still dark... eerie and dark. And I heard noises. Leaves shuffling.. birds chirping.. crows cawing.. colonies of hippies migrating to and fro.. until I saw it. Them, rather.

There was a rather large clearing in the woods, breaking into a small field (Fields? On the internet? LMAO!) where there was... a horde of them. They saw me... I saw them.. and as I took a step back, they charged -- head on!

I hauled ass back through the woods, which now seemed endless.. I narrowly escaped them, my fellow NG-mates... but I tell you this now... Today... I was....

CHASED THROUGH THE WOODS BY A FLOCK OF WILD DODRIO! :OOO *dundundunnnn*

SO FUCK YOURSELF, COCKMONGER! :D

Yeah, Ah' said it.

I'mma buttah' yo' bread. =/

I'm a teenager. My spelling's not horrible. You were a teenager once, too.

SO FUCK YOURSELF, COCKMONGER! :D

Aw! Look! He's bleeding! And he posted a picture of it on the internet!

He's growing up.

Wow.

So I've never had a job (too young, at least until December. Sweet Sixteen! Woot!), but after reading this, I can already see that work will blow fucking ass.

:O!

At 10/25/06 04:47 PM, Grammer wrote: I'm going to go through my Bible and check every single one of these.

I agree. I also checked these, and found no contradictions. I think he found these in different bible versions, since alot of the scriptures have been translated from Hebrew, to Greek, to Latin, etc, etc. Thus, alot of Bibles have different verses (all of which may basically mean the same thing), or may have drastic errors in translation.

Again, however, I also found no contradictions in the scripture.

PS: I had delete like 90% of your post since with the quote and my message, it was too big. But I read it all. ;)

Btw, I'm not religious, but I do dislike when peons try and look smart. ;)

Hey, bro. I hate to be a killjoy, but that film is fake. Remember how the film got into deep shit? The Police, including the FBI, investigated the film, it's directors, and even went into the "amazon" to look for these "cannibals". There were none. They were hired actors, the "documentry" was a fake snuff film, etc. etc.

Cannibal Holocaust is fake.

At 10/29/06 01:21 AM, Shady-Joe wrote: Men don't cry.

In the south, we hit our women. =/

:OO!

Is it me or is this woman's voice not absolutely fucking beautiful? Dear god, her singing is tear-jerking!

Discuss.

Hey, now. By "she", he could also mean "he".

Therefore, I say it's either myself or WillPostForFood.

Yeah. You know I'm desirable. ;)