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At 3/21/07 05:10 PM, somestupidloser wrote:

At 3/21/07 05:06 PM, Nordavind wrote: Dude, sometimes, chicks with problems really aren't worth helping for runnign after.

I find that chicks with problem really are worth helping out, they learn to appreciate you more.

That maybe so, but I was speaking my personal experiences and opinions.

Dude, sometimes, chicks with problems really aren't worth helping for runnign after. nce they get the hint that someone "cares" about them, they exaggerate a bunch of shit and it really does nothing but build stress on your part. I can already tell you're stressed as it is, and I tell ya', I feel for you, dude. I, unfortunately, went the extra mile and gave her all the attention she craved because I, myself, thought I really cared about her. And again dude, coming from someone with experience, it does nothing but make you feel like shit.

So again, dude, unless you're absolutely sure that you are dead-set in love with this girl, just let her go her own way, and don't get involved with the drama, man.

At 2/1/07 07:40 AM, Yutxz wrote: The newground community enters the castle. You see five dark figures in the middle of the hallway. Darkness enshrouds them and you cannot make out their faces. You also see two doors on each side of the figures. What are your actions? O_o

I cast "Dark Yiff". Instantly, a crowd of Furries rush from all corners of the room and pounce on the shadowy figures, ensueing in a giant orgy of Yiff. Except it's dark. Why? Black Furries. :B

I am gonna play a Wood Yiff. :B

I cast "Dark Yiff" on WillPostForFood k.

At 1/28/07 05:06 PM, amplefied wrote: You mean like actually having a mental problem or just acting crazy for attention and the sake of being different/ break social norms?

On that note, people fail to realize that no matter WHAT they say or do, they are conforming to something.

Like, for instance, if you were to say "I dislike rap. I don't conform to such bullshit", then you're a hypocrite for saying that. You dislike rap, so you don't conform? Know that billions of people across the globe probably say that everyday. So you still conform, whether you like it or not.

You're a conformist by being/claiming to be a non-conformist.

There's no way to truly 'non-conform'. Even if you say "i'll kill myself" and then do it.

You'll be dead. That makes you a conformist. :B

At 1/28/07 04:55 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: Yeah, it seems that with the youth today that being crazy or insane is cool. Insane in the dangerous serial killer way or the 'Im depressed and i see shit' way seems to be the coolest thing possible at the moment.

Why...

WHY...

Why is having a mental problem cool?

When I think of acting 'crazy' or 'insane', it's mostly somethign that would involve a crime, an act of vandalism or purposely self-inflicted pain, along with other thigns (racism, anti-semitism, etc. etc.)

Apparently, these thigns are recieved as 'funny', and because Humanity is easily amused, someone who is 'funny' can easily be accepted into any clique, given they are not a total fucking idiot outside of their humorous foray.

However, Bob-o. If you're a fucktard like Meyer who does stupid as such for attention, then you're not 'cool'.

You're just a fucking sad, little kid.

At 1/19/07 09:01 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 1/19/07 08:53 PM, Demean wrote: I so need a sig of Panel 4.

Go crazy.

you sir, are like a god.

At 1/15/07 06:34 PM, MadCow wrote: HOLY SHIT I LOVE ACTING LIKE A RACIST FUCK ONLINE BECAUSE I'D GET MY ASS KICKED IF I DID IT IN REAL LIFE.

Your username is MadCow.

You got something against cows? Guess you have to be Mad at Cows online 'cause you'd get your assed Milked if you started with one IRL.

>:(

At 1/15/07 06:31 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:

At 1/15/07 06:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: It makes me nervous when they gather up in large number's like when there was that "march".

Its like the black plauge.

Plague*, sir. :B

MLK = GAY!

So I spent the night at WillPostForFood's house.

And oddly enough, we ended up in the same bed together. I don't remember it.. I was sleepy. My subconcious runs wild (i needa keep my hoe on a leash :O)

Anyway, somehow, I ended up sleeping head-to-toe in the same bed as him.

By head-to-toe, I mean, side-by-side, but his head was where my feet were and my head was where his feet were. And no, i did not tickle them! >:(

ANyway, he had apparently nudged me (I say apparently because I don't recall any of it) and said "Hey! Nordavind! This is gay! U r no7 l337 enoughz to sleep in mai bedz! >:("

ANd I -- apparently -- merely replied with "hey, at least we aren't spooning."

Gay or gay but because we're just two ridiculously kewl kats it's pwn?

Discuss.

At 12/15/06 09:44 PM, TheAbominableMatt wrote: So I'm watching tv and I see an ad for a new album. Little did I know that this ad would almost make me choke on my own rage.

http://www.lilchris.co.uk/home/

Apparentally he was on some reality show that, thank God, I never saw any of. Naturally this means he deserves a record deal. The kid is like 12 and they're marketing him as some punk rock mini legend.

I kid you not, there is nothing about this site I don't hate; from the promotional photgraphs of this little cunt half smirking and wearing a cap sideways to the fact that when the curser moves over a link it turns into a little metal salute thingy. And this is before I even take into account the God awful "music" raping my ears.

I'm so glad I'm not the type of person to get worked up over shit like this.

But you said he some punk rock legend. I hear this shit and... my god. You sir, are a liar!!

I wanted to make label stereotypes out of this kid for being the alleged "punk rock legend".

... *ahem* yeah, kid needs to die. Tar and feather or evisceration then castration?

Discuss.

Because Nu-metal is some shitty cover-up name for a bunch of sell-out -core bands that impress no one bu the average middle-school/freshman scene kid.

And yes, Slipknot is nu-metal, and they suck.

Okay. I'm a little distressed here.

So about a year or so, quite a while back, I read an article in a magazine about the newest Resident Evil game in the making (obviously entitled "Resident Evil 5")

The article gave info on alot of the cool features and graphics and gameplay. It also mentioned that it was going to be the first RE game on an Xbox Platform (it was planned to be set for the 360. Keep in mind this was long before the system was released.)

So skip ahead to early September/late August of this year. I hear that Capcom has cancelled plans for RE5. Cancelled as in, they're not releasing it at all. Scrapped the entire project.

I was distressed.

But recently, after mentioning how awesome it had looked when I read the article and saw the old screenshots for it in a conversation with some friends at school, one of them informed me that Capcom had NOT scrapped the game, and that it was guaranteed to be released on the Nintendo Wii (and on PS3 eventually, but no Xbox.)

So can someone please tell me which is true?

I have no problems with any of these gaming systems, so whichever console it's released on, I'll be sure to nab a copy when it's released.

But I would still like to know, if anyone has any information. :)

At 11/21/06 03:57 PM, ScukMafioso wrote: After intense street-to-street combat, when Soviet troops were spotted within a block or two of the Reich Chancellory in the city centre, Hitler committed suicide in the Führerbunker on April 30, 1945 by means of a self-delivered shot to the head (it is likely he simultaneously bit into a cyanide ampoule). Hitler's body and that of Eva Braun (his long-term mistress whom he had married the day before) were put in a bomb crater, partially burned with gasoline by Führerbunker aides and hastily buried in the Chancellory garden as Russian shells poured down and Red Army infantry continued to advance only two or three hundred metres away. He also had his dog Blondi poisoned around the same time.

Nice copy and paste there, pal. :D

And wrong. Hitler's dog was not poisoned at the same time. Heinrich Himmler was collaborating with Dwight D. Eisenhower (or whatever), and Hitler was very wary of this because Himmler was his most trusted officer. When the war was starting to wind down, and Hitler was accepting his demise, Himmler sent him the cyanide capsules to use for suicide to evade Russian capture, but because Hitler was aware of his ties with the Allies, he was worried. He used his beloved dog as a guinea pig to see if the capsules really worked, instead of him just ingesting some random liquid that would not kill him, thus, keeping him alive and susceptible to Russian capture.

Do you not watch the History channel?

At 11/11/06 05:59 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Quit with the whoring topics.

QUIT YOUR FACE! :O

At 11/11/06 04:35 PM, I8TW3I7LL9NO5TH9U6RT wrote: HEY WPFF!

Your topic is title grammericly stupid, incorrect.

Should say it "SHAT" shit "Not"!

Hey dumbass. First off, you spelt "grammericly" wrong. In fact, it's not even a word. Plus, you used the -- obviously -- wrong word for the description you were attempting to give.

Also, you're not funny. But then again, I should be saying...

Heeey, heeeey. Don't cry now *rubrub*

I still love you *rubrub*

Secks? Jewish tradition never said anything bad about the bond of love between two men.

I mean.. Look at Jesus and John. =/

At 11/11/06 04:51 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 11/11/06 04:47 PM, Redface wrote: No way, that movie is lame as hell.

The Zombies were lame as well. The Kind of zombies die out on their own?

The kind that don't eat anything, and that naturally deteriorate.

Like the Resident Evil zombies.

Also, they're even cooler than the crappy RE zombies, because they can fucking RUN. Like HELL.

None of them are zombies. Rofl. Yeah, they're infected with a virus. Does it kill them? No. Are they dead? No. Are they reanimated? No. Are they zombies? Fucking. No.

They're all just the victims of a virus that enhanced an organisms "Rage", meaning it does something to the brain that blocks out all emotions and common sense except for Anger. They can't speak, they can't think, all they can do is grow more and more pissed off. And they kill out of -- you guessed it, Rage.

And they can yell and scream, instead of just moan and whine soflty.

At 11/11/06 04:37 PM, Nordavind wrote: ^^ Angry Asian >_>;

I apologize for that. My friend got too close to the l337ness of my keyboard. =(

At 11/11/06 04:35 PM, WiIIPostForFood wrote: NAWZ I SUXXORS LAWL

You're not ShakeLock! >O!

^^ Angry Asian >_>;

At 11/11/06 04:24 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/11/06 03:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: He's a swell guy and he's kvlt, k?

He's definitely kvlt and gr1m. But is he br00tal or tr00? Yeah probably.

He's kvlt, grim, br00tal and tr00...

.. But not as much as me. :O

At 11/11/06 04:06 PM, I8TW3I7LL9NO5TH9U6RT wrote: HAHA YOU SPELLED CRUCIFIXION WRONG.

Oh man. You caught a typo. You're so fucking superior now. =/

At 11/11/06 03:25 PM, Hershizzle wrote: For school i have to do this:

Research a modern-day prophet...someone who is telling a truthful message to a society or a world that most people do not want to hear? Describe in writing one such prophet and his or her message.

can anyone think of a prophet?

Research and do a report on Varg Vikernes. :)

Ásatrú is an amazing belief.

At 11/11/06 03:58 PM, I8TW3I7LL9NO5TH9U6RT wrote:

At 11/11/06 03:56 PM, Nordavind wrote:

At 11/11/06 03:55 PM, I8TW3I7LL9NO5TH9U6RT wrote: It's topics like this that keep me around.

For... some reason.

Dude. I'm sorry. But this was BOUND to happen.

GO AND KILL YOURSELF, OLD TREND FAGGOT.

Caps lock is cruise control for pirates.

I'm content with my life, however, the fact that you're bothered by my humorous stupidity should result in the crucifixtion and ultimate destruction of yourself.

Please, little newbie. Go take mommy's car keys, put thr garage door down, start the car and sit and wait while taking very deeeeeeep breaths. :)

At 11/11/06 03:56 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 11/11/06 03:55 PM, Nordavind wrote:

At 11/11/06 03:47 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: Tis true, tis too true. Who the fucks gonna clean this up?

Jesus.

Because it was clearly Jesus who shat on the floor in the guise of Elghoulio in the first place.

Hm..

At 11/11/06 03:55 PM, I8TW3I7LL9NO5TH9U6RT wrote: It's topics like this that keep me around.

For... some reason.

Dude. I'm sorry. But this was BOUND to happen.

At 11/11/06 03:47 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: Tis true, tis too true. Who the fucks gonna clean this up?

Jesus.

At 11/11/06 03:53 PM, Suffering wrote: I love that picture

orly?!

WillPostForFood...

I must confess my love for him and his grimness.

With this picture.