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At 11/24/09 04:45 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/24/09 04:40 PM, Drang wrote:

At 11/24/09 04:36 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/21/09 04:15 PM, Nuggletz wrote: I'm pretty fucked. But yeah.

when he cheated on me with my girlfriend.

wait, what?

I'm thinking the exact same thing.

I was Amazed that no one else noticed it

in every long post there's a hidden, hilarious nugget of mistake

At 11/21/09 04:15 PM, Nuggletz wrote: I'm pretty fucked. But yeah.

and he said that it was because I born.

How does one "born"
is this like shotting web?

Newgrounds, i am dissapoint. No fucking grab her cock?

At 10/31/09 02:35 PM, awerz wrote:

At 10/31/09 02:32 PM, MilkGobbler wrote: Pay him back with your Mom's credit card.

This is one of the greatest posts I have ever seen on the BBS

I tip my hat to you sir

I tip over 9000 hats to you as well

as i jizzed my dick exploded and i falcon punched godzilla in his orgasming vagina and we made furious love

into

my penis vagina orgasming. farukanpaunch! godzilla jizzed his love for high explosives

i like to suck newgrounds penis. it smells like semen

newgrounds is my penis suck. that like semen

Justice has been served.... a meaty big mac

can somone do this:
Dance dance bible on the oregon trail
or crusading baloon of the damned

Eat the turkey smwitch

0.o

P.P
pumpkin penis

i chewed it really good and didnt notice it, plus he got somebody else to hand it to me

At 10/18/09 05:19 PM, STEM wrote: Went to my college's cafe the other day with gf, who happens to be vegetarian. I ordered chicken on top of my nachos just so she wouldn't be able to eat them, lols

this is why STEM pwns other mods

Now, if there was a twilight video game based on the movie, it'd sell more copies than the fucking white album.
King Dork must never be shat out by hollywood, unless Ron Howard or Tarantino does it

At 10/18/09 08:28 PM, The-Condor wrote: Die because the inside of your body is being cut the fuck up by staples.

I'm just fine, I shat 'em out yesterday

this fucking retard in class thought it was fucking hilarious to put goddamn staples in a cookie and he gave it to me, obviously I ate it, didn't really taste the metal, and then he tells me tthere was staples in it. How the fuck shoukd I get back at him?

punched an autistic kid......
nearly broke a bi-polar girls leg....
it seems i prey on those with special needs

At 10/13/09 01:34 AM, Gagsy wrote: Try these then.

roflmao! so awesome!

.... you put this on here?
retard

how do you ejaculate loudly?
Oh-Oh-OHOHOHOHHHHHHH-ahhhhhhhh *Spurt* *Splat*

at an early chapter in harry potter and the order of the pheonix, it says, "we`re not going to be doiing magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
Wtf JK Rowlings? its a kidsbook!
have you noticed this?

I brought Flan.........guy!

i was running in P.E. and I tried to stop, but skidded and my face landed right in this hawt girls ass, and she didn't do anything,

I felt macho, as I had become a bit closer to manhood

At 10/5/09 03:52 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Okay, now try this.

w00t GOTHCLAWZ!

Gagsy, god, your sig just makes me horny and the thought of your longing breasts make jizz in my pants

i saw this once

"I just fucked my girl chelsea"
"so did I a few minutes ago"
"me too, man she has a tight ass"

this family friend is like 2 years older and is mega hot, we always celebrate jewish holidays with her and so what do i do?

Steve Jobs goes to court regularly. Apples suck, they conewithout an assload of good stuff and are shit gaming computers, and they never fix old problems, they just make the computer thinner and shinier

At 10/5/09 04:44 AM, TheThirdDay wrote: It's be cool if you could do this picture of me: Who has two thumbs and loves to party?

I interpreted that caption as "I am fuckin' this guy"

no redo of me this time skinnier"