468 Forum Posts by "NoPurchaseNecessary"
You forgot Toucan Sam, motha licka!
At 5/12/08 09:00 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote: I'm smoldering baby.
I'd tap that. Rawr.
On the internet, people like to think they're cool by being dickheads.
My Irish Great-Great Grandpa got disowned because he married a Native American girl.
You aren't supposed to understand. It's un-understandable.
God, why are you guys being such dickheads about it?
Of course it's not gonna be completely accurate, surveys rarely are, unless they're conducted by people with college degrees over the course of 5 years, with a large pool of people surveyed numbering in the tens of thousands. Even then, it's not quite right.
I say it's an impressive effort by the OP, and he deserves a cookie. :D
chocolate chip or sugar?
Don't forget your passport, birth certificate, and social security card for when you get a job, you dirty hippy.
At 5/11/08 08:48 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: id rather have nobody paying attention to our nice, peaceful, quiet, great country... as opposed to the entire world watching every single move like the states.
Well, I'm sure it's nice not having to have your country's dirty laundry for everyone to see, trying to help the world, but only spreading yourself too thin and only receiving bitching and complaining as a reward. Then being constantly stereotyped as stupid and ignorant.
It's the hard knock life for us.
At 5/11/08 08:45 PM, High-off-cheese wrote: I'm sorry, but this tropic has failed.
Tropic of Cancer or Capricorn?
At 5/10/08 06:53 PM, Iongcat wrote:At 5/10/08 06:51 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:Oh yes he is!At 5/10/08 06:48 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: No. That was just a lame video.I hope you're not serious.
Cute girl though
Oh, he's gorgeous. But he ain't no girl. Just sayin'.
At 5/10/08 06:48 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: No. That was just a lame video.
Cute girl though
I hope you're not serious.
At 5/10/08 05:32 PM, Tea wrote: It's awkward being around homeless people who are begging.
Yeah, but they tell some interesting stories in exchange for a sandwich.
At 5/10/08 05:31 PM, gamerdakota wrote: Who is this Charlie,and why is he in the tree?
He's a gook and he likes to climb trees because they give him a better view. Them slant-eyes don't have much peripheral vision.
lol racism
At 5/10/08 05:27 PM, killa-noyz wrote: Interesting story. Tell me about your childhood.
Y'know how usually when you let a kid have a sip of beer, they don't like it and don't try it again until they're much older?
Long story short, there was a padlock on the minifridge.
It's like your water breaking. I mean, you see both coming eventually, but it still takes you by surprise the day you wake up completely disoriented in a puddle of bodily fluid.
I was talking with a homeless guy named Gary. He had a tooth-gap named Alfonze, was a Vietnam vet and liked eating strawberry go-gurt. He asked me for some money for crack. I asked him why he didn't say it was for food or water, cuz that usually goes over better. He told me he was a bad bullshit artist and couldn't poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Later on I saw someone run up to him and scream "CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES!" and Gary jumped up, punched the kid in the face and ran away, screaming a boot camp cadence.
Any interesting stories involving the homeless? Thoughts on poverty?
Yeah, I'm the same way.
I really hate when a song gets stuck in my head that I kinda know, but not really. Then I am forced to look up the lyrics, or die of frustration.
Augh God, I have to get my 4 wisdom teeth removed on the 22nd. Only 3 are impacted, the other one is partially erupted, and it feels super weird.
With my luck, I'll be one of the people who ends up bed-ridden and writhing in pain for a week and a half instead of the lucky asses that are all ready to go after 3 days.
Yay for not having a penis.
At 5/8/08 01:46 PM, Fyndir wrote: Then she should say something.
Fair point. But often easier said than done.
Well, I'd feel more sorry for you guys if I hadn't seen SOOOO many of you fall for the psychos who will eat your soul when you have a perfectly sane, perfectly cute lady friend who's had a crush on you since 6th grade just waiting for you to notice her.
It's almost as if you enjoy being slowly, painfully mentally tortured by those crazy women.
At 5/8/08 01:24 PM, Earfetish wrote: stuff
I was going to say something agreeing with this, but then I saw your sig, and all I could think was "Ooh, you touch my tra la la."
At 5/8/08 12:51 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote:At 5/8/08 12:47 AM, Ryan wrote: Very.If you notice it's surroundings, thats a leaf, yo.
Nah, too lumpy to be a leaf. That's dookie, plain and simple.
Flesh-eating virus.
Sexy sexy, unf unf.
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.
At 5/6/08 04:27 PM, Piss wrote: You have a brain in your mouth.
Or he left his tongue in the bath water too long again.
Prunyyy.
At 5/6/08 04:20 PM, blamninja1 wrote: They stick out.
That was painful.
I'm going to cut you.
