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You're story lacks anything interesting, but I love the movie Willow, and therefore, your screen name.

I'm going to watch that.

Right. Now.

At 5/15/08 08:07 PM, Purpin wrote: They like the taste of piss.

I almost put "Paste of tiss".

A text-Spoonerism? Interesting.

Also, the OPs theory on the dog-toilet problem sounds fairly reasonable. We should test it and duplicate the findings.

Have a look through the FAQ, it will answer your questions.

At 5/15/08 04:09 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 5/15/08 04:02 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: I dunno why I like it so much here, but I do (minus the occasional troll, dumbass, etc)

It's because of all the cock talking going on.

You know it.

Spiders aren't as bad as big ol fat cockroaches.

At 5/15/08 03:50 AM, BlackZodiac wrote: because girl on newgrounds, i mean i thought girls were an extinct species on NG, why would you go on here if there's myspace, facebook, nextopia, not to mention youtube and a shitload of other sites where you can show off how good you look with make-up on

crap its funny a friend of mine had a date with some girl he met on myspace, the girl said her mom was in playboy and shit, anyway when he met her he said she looked alot fatter then she did on her photographs and her voice sounded metallic, funny how some girls seem to post pics of themselves that look nothing like their real selves

The other sites don't entertain me as much as Newgrounds does. Besides, MySpace and Facebook are really only so I can keep in touch with friends I don't see much anymore. I dunno why I like it so much here, but I do (minus the occasional troll, dumbass, etc)

It's silly to put up fake pictures like that. It usually ends up blowing up in their face.

At 5/15/08 03:40 AM, BlackZodiac wrote:

At 5/15/08 03:38 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: Nah, it's not really true. I'm a girl, I'm not unattractive, and I'm not well-known or raking in the PMs.

come on that's bulshit, you just another one of bend's alts

No, actually.

You're the second person who thought I was an alt, though. Why do you think I'm an alt?

At 5/15/08 01:02 AM, farfenwaffle wrote: your user name objects to that notiant

I'm totally getting my friend to buy a copy.

Nah, it's not really true. I'm a girl, I'm not unattractive, and I'm not well-known or raking in the PMs.

You're here, you're queer, we're used to it.

Thank goodness we've got someone on our side now. I'm totally buying a copy.

At 5/14/08 01:19 AM, ngman7 wrote: Put no unclean thing before you.

Well, just make sure she showers beforehand.

Takes two to tango.

Baby love, you just need some Barry White and massage oil.

Don't struggle. Just let it happen.

At 5/14/08 12:43 AM, Liteice wrote: First things first little bro. GTFO things like newgrounds.

Honestly, that's probably a good first step.

$3.70 near Atlanta.

Waffles, absolutely.

nooks and crannies wut wut

At 5/13/08 07:18 PM, davidofmk771 wrote: Hmmmm, it seems this is a stalker. I NEED HOLY WATER, STAT!

All I've got is this month-old bucket of piss.

Do not ask.

Would you happen to know what kind of lock it is, or have a picture of it (for whatever reason)?

I'm like... lower-middle. Riding the scary edge above poor.

7 darrah an hour at a clothing store in the mall.

Good: Your story actually reminded of a similar one of mine. I was walking home from school when I was 14, and these two elementary-aged kids came running up to me and were crying and asking for help because their parents weren't home and they were locked out of their house and no one was home. Their house was right across the street from where we were, so I walked over with them, and started asking them if they knew any way to get into their house. Eventually we found a partially-open window and the little boy crawled inside, unlocked the door for his sister, and called his parents. Their grandma was on the way over, so I stayed until she got there. Ta da.

Bad: When I was 8, we were having a mini talent show in music class, and this boy went up there to sing. Unfortunately, he was kinda unpopular, and a bad singer, so we all started laughing at him... and.. he started crying. I felt so bad about making him cry, I wrote him an apology.

Yeah, I can put both legs behind my head at the same time. I've been able to do that since forever. And instead of only being able to touch my toes when I bend forward, I can place my palms flat on the ground with my legs still straight.

Also, that picture is a might creepy.

That house is gorgeous!

We already went through this at least twice. I'm afraid you're a little slow on the draw.

At 5/12/08 11:47 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 5/12/08 11:44 PM, agustana wrote:

At 5/12/08 11:37 PM, Brick-top wrote: What if I did?

Then I'd let you.

lol this is getting a little serious don't you think?

Aw, damn. It was just getting exciting.

At 5/12/08 11:40 PM, Zerok wrote: We shall meet again, username that promises things without the exchange of financial assets.

I look forward to it, username that resembles that of the character for Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

At 5/12/08 11:35 PM, cowloverdude wrote: That is how those mascots are made. Happy?

You're the guy who tells 5 year-olds that Santa isn't real, aren't you?

At 5/12/08 11:33 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 5/12/08 11:32 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: You forgot Toucan Sam, motha licka!

DAMMIT.

Hoo-ah, too late again.