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Well, damn fuck and bitch tits. I just skimmed through this whole horrific thing to find out you guys planned it on an August weekend, and my job completely blacked out the month of August, so I can't take any time off to go see everyone.

At 5/26/08 12:11 AM, CyprusX wrote:

At 5/25/08 11:59 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote:

At 5/25/08 11:28 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Fuck you Chuck Norris could totally replace Ford within a heatbeat.

Fuck you, noone can replace Harrison Ford.

Furthermore, you're an idiot, learn spelling and grammar before you post.

It's none , not noone.

Furthermore , watch your own spelling mistakes before going around preaching .

Actually, I think he really meant "no one" not "none".

Blah blah blah, irony, blah blah blah.

At 5/25/08 11:51 PM, Luis wrote: im tired of seeing that guy who played indy's son.. he's been in a slew of movies.

i think they needed to bring back the asian kid from temple of doom.

I hated that kid. "DAKTAH JONE DAKTAH JONE. " GOD SHUT UP.

Also, Chuck Norris is not and never will be Indiana Jones.

At 5/25/08 11:17 PM, DrClay wrote: make a card

With lots of glitter.

Bag of Doritoes.

Seriously.

I'm more interested in the spam hashbrown cake that serves 8.

Very intriguing.

At 5/25/08 09:44 PM, Z-Sector wrote: That's dumb. If she wants it rough, why would she get fuzzy cuffs? That's so... punk.

Hurts your wrists less.

Not that... I would.. know.

That was awesome.

At 5/25/08 08:15 PM, Apophic wrote:

Some guys also have boobs.

2 problems with this. 1) Generally unshapely. 2) Hairy.

At 5/25/08 07:43 PM, Wreckages wrote: so like, does that make you gay?

I don't think so... he's still just getting pleasure from himself.

At 5/25/08 07:46 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 5/25/08 07:44 PM, Maus wrote: That's what YOU think.

;)

Are you trying to tell me that you're developing your own hose type attachment. I'd like to see that!

Bam.

We all shit the same.

At 5/24/08 11:20 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 5/24/08 11:18 PM, Why993 wrote: ...in a coma? Or never ending sleep?

Then wake up to find we made up everything?

I have deja vu... I wonder why ;{|

Cue the Twilight Zone music.

Do do do do, do do do do.

At 5/24/08 03:40 AM, 36Holla wrote:

And you kids are really cute I gotta say. Unoriginal, but cute.

Did you really expect much else?

Toilet etiquette, woop woop.

"Well, yeah, I hate it when I gots to go and the lid is up, so I have to do a little dance while I put it down... it's best if I can just about-face and drop trou. I'm not gonna bitch about it, really.

"Also, I know it's difficult for guys to avoid the splatter factor, and it does tend to get on that bottom part. When the lid is up, and you can see all that mess, it eez a bit gross, yes? Put the lid down, can't see the nasty. It's just for the best."

What's yellow and has wheels?

A banana, I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

At 5/22/08 11:33 AM, tubers93 wrote: I kanda agree

That word gave me the mental image of a Koala-Panda. Kanda. Veeerry interesting..

And I agree that the gangsta voice is not all that funny. Especially the 12th time. I mean, it was amusing, but I got tired of it.

At 5/22/08 10:07 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Make him a lifer. That'll teach him not to engage in criminal activites in the future.

Not with MY tax dollars, gawd damn it.

Too effing expensive.

At 5/22/08 05:17 AM, Trinidex wrote: Because having fuck all respect for people who are older and smarter than you, and spitting their beliefs in their face is cool nowadays?

Duh. Didn't you get the memo?

I'd call my food "Nuffin".

I haven't decided what kind of food it is yet, I'll get back to you.

No it won't be like a muffin at all.

Living on your own is super awesome. I recommend it.

At 5/20/08 09:25 PM, Kalibur wrote:

Look at the eyes
Animal lust at it's purest.

Do me now.

And yeah, it's rather a horrible orange.

Ha, nice job there.

Pretty awesome, not gonna lie.

What I do is in one-lane streets, if I'm going the speed limit, or a perfectly acceptable amount over and I still have a guy start tail-gaiting me, I slow down. A lot. And my favorite part is their reactions as I look in the rear-view mirror.

They are powerless against me, muahaha.

Black is more slimming, so if you're already kinda skinny go for brown.

It's a lie.

I hate you and the bands you like.

Well, I believe this is in order.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Just... why? Why can't I eat it, too? IS THAT SO WRONG?