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Sounds like a pretty back-handed compliment, to be honest. Like "You're really pretty from far away."

I'm deeply sorry for your loss.

At 5/31/07 11:59 PM, shluvenz wrote: When I say evolution has been proven on countless cases, I am stating the fact the Scientists have for example taken guppies out of their Environment put them in a new environment and after a cupple hundred generations (about 14 years) there are obvious changes in apperence and personality i.e. Evolution.

That's just adaptation. To prove evolution, those guppies would have to change so drastically to the point where they could no longer create fertile offspring with regular guppies, and would have to be classified as another species entirely.

No wallet or pockets...

But my purse contains debit cards/membership cards, make-up, two packs of gum, 7 bucks, car keys, work ID, calculator, pens, pencils, lotion, brush, spare change, kleenex, band-aids, chapstick, papers, safety pins, pair of earrings, and a bottle of soda.

I dunno... moist flap sounds pretty appropriate. It's a flap, and it probably gets sweaty under there...

Perhaps stank flap would be even more appropriate...

Please wash under there, obese people. For the sake of us all.

"Fuck the fucking shit fuck."

Simple, yet elegant.

It's everywhere!

At 6/2/08 01:03 AM, Proph wrote: I thought the idea of the movie was amazing. When I saw the commercials I was hyped up about it for a while, because I thought it was going to be something epic. What I ended up seeing, was a huge let down. The acting was good, although Jim Carey seemed out of place acting like a "detective badass" type. I feel like they ended it very badly. Overall I found the movie let me down greatly. But I may have been expecting too much.

Sign up date: 5/20/08

If you write it like they do in Europe with the day first, and not the month, 20/5/08

20-5+8

...You write down ideas for good threads when you're not near a computer.

Never eat. Save my money for better things. Besides, I have really awesome dreams, and I'd hate to give them up.

Simple yet elegant.

I was bored and looking for flash games.

Nikolai, Vladimir, Ivan... Russian names are pretty much the sex.

I always had a thing for uncommon names. Like Addison, Nolan, Noah, Miles, etc.

I'm not gonna lie, I totally want one.

Well, e-bay that business.

Boop boop.

That effing clown scared the shit out of me when I was little.

I still love that movie, though.

At 5/26/08 09:55 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/26/08 09:54 PM, Deadchick wrote: Girl land is small, why is that?

Well technically it shouldn't even be there at all really.

I disagree. We really need a place to take a break from all the cock jokes.

I get hit on by blues all the time. And then they pull the blue card, sayin' all "You won't date me cuz I'm blue."

Morris Day and the mother fuckin' Time.

40 hours straight, as far the longest I've stayed up. The latest I stayed up until before going to bed was like... noon and then woke up at 9pm.

I convinced a small child the world was flat.

At 5/23/08 08:33 AM, Oldsage10 wrote:

Ok thank you.
All these people want to just tell me what im doing wrong without offering the alternative.

H...Have you BEEN to the BBS before?

It's not the greatest place for constructive criticism...

Circle of Death is a pretty standard one around here.

Yeah, you're kinda like those really nice neighbors who no one really talks to, but doesn't mind too much.

At 5/26/08 03:18 AM, Timmy wrote:

That's a bummer. I suppose you should at least try and make the June thing that Luis mentioned - it sounds like it'll be a solid time.

Yeah, it does... except I won't have enough money so soon. Alas, I shall just have to wait another year to meet y'all.

At 5/26/08 03:12 AM, Timmy wrote:

Perhaps you can convince your boss that it is a business trip?

Naw, dude. My manager was all serious face about it. It's because we get a LOT of business in August, especially on weekends. (job in the mall... buh)

At 5/26/08 03:08 AM, Franklin-Moore wrote: He's fucking sexy!

Unf unf unf.

At 5/26/08 02:47 AM, TheUsed713 wrote: How immatu...booobs o.O

wait, what was I saying

This isn't the flame war you're looking for. *waves hands*

At 5/26/08 01:16 AM, JESUS-WITH-GUNS wrote: NOW YOU'RE GONE..
I realize my love for you was strong..

And I miss you here now you're gone. I keep waiting here by the phone with your pictures hanging on the wall.