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At 6/19/08 01:22 AM, BonusStage wrote:

It's in good humor, i try in some cases to make helpful or funny posts but when it comes to shit like this, i need to perpetuate the thread by posting small posts, to, through planned irony show just how ridiculous threads like these are and users like he are.

The irony in this thread is absolutely delicious.

At 6/19/08 01:15 AM, g0t2 wrote:

Probably. Why? Is that your reaction to my horribly offensive yet flattering comment?

It might've been.

At 6/19/08 01:16 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:

You're absolutely amazing in the kitchen, you should spend more time there.

Ah, yes. It IS possible. Thanks much.

At 6/19/08 01:08 AM, g0t wrote:

Sign me up for the titfucking, come here NoPurchaseNecessary.

Is it possible to be horribly offended and slightly flattered at the same time?

At 6/19/08 12:44 AM, g0t2 wrote:

At 6/19/08 12:43 AM, eyeothestorm wrote: This is too funny. I love white people with computers and too much time on their hands.

This is too funny, I love black people posting with my computer and too much time on their hands.

I.... I... think I love you.

At 6/19/08 12:32 AM, g0t wrote:

At 6/19/08 12:31 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

At 6/19/08 12:29 AM, g0t wrote:

As long as we don't have to pay.

Was that an intentional poke at my username?

Might've been.

Right well, I'm in. You guys with me?

At 6/19/08 12:29 AM, g0t wrote:

As long as we don't have to pay.

Was that an intentional poke at my username?

At 6/18/08 11:50 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote:

At 6/18/08 11:44 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I think I'm in love with you guys.

It's a love triangle, not a square, sorry. Could you imagine a love square? That's just ridiculous.

Howzabout a pentagon?

At 6/18/08 11:02 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: It's a metaphorical journey. When you close your eyes, i mean dim your senses and allow my words to penetrate your soul.

Penetration?

I like where this is going.

It's a dude. No boobs, any self-respecting female model would not be seen dead with those eyebrows, and check the adams apple.

It's male.

At 6/18/08 04:39 AM, ngman7 wrote:

It's brainwashing and racist propaganda. They has bleaches and skin whiteners for Asians and some blacks go and get their skin bleached. I don't know about any other groups.

Haven't you seen the white girls running around baking their skin in tanning beds all year round just to feel attractive?

At 6/18/08 04:32 AM, ngman7 wrote:

Why do you think they are trying to make ALL women copy them?

"They" don't make anyone do anything.

It's simply a choice made by women of all races to accept what the media feeds them or not.

At 6/18/08 04:26 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 6/18/08 04:25 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

White people are the minority in the world so they are still trying to feel superior or wanted.

Aaand that has relevance with what I said how exactly?

At 6/18/08 04:21 AM, ngman7 wrote:

What I find incredibly racist is that much of the world has WESTERNIZED standards of beauty-that is, they are trying to follow EUROPEAN standards of beauty, and they are trying to get ALL women to follow them.

Actually, back in the day, European standards of beauty were of more curvacious leanings. I have a theory that beauty is partially a matter of what is the most difficult body type to accomplish. Centuries ago, it was difficult to be larger unless you were wealthy. Now, it's difficult to stay slim and in shape because of our hectic lifestyles.

It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

The end is nigh.

Well, why don't fat and ugly people just love other fat and ugly people?

I think it's more of a matter of courtesy... You should want to be attractive for your girl. If she's taking the time to look pretty for you, take the time to look decent for her.

At 6/17/08 06:41 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Its so cute :3<3

And so long. <3

With stuff like that, every suggestion is always easier said than done. But I would say try to focus on the fact that even if someone did do that... stop focusing on the paranoia, and think about the simple effects of if it happened. It wouldn't matter really. Sure, it sucks to remember things you'd rather forget, but it's not going to kill you. Everyone fucks up, you can't change the past so fuck it. Why worry if someone is going to bring it up, it's not like it'll be the end of the world if they do.

The smell of rain.

At 6/17/08 03:08 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 6/17/08 02:28 AM, Skulsta wrote: He lands in a cave like thing and he's knee deep in lava and his arms are chained to the ground. He yells out NOOOOOOO! and text comes up saying. Satan is traped in a hell for 10,000 years. or somethin like that.

What a shitty ending.

George Lucas wrote it.

Practice building houses of cards.

Build a to-scale model of the Taj Mahal using only toilet paper and paperclips.

At 6/15/08 05:56 AM, Nayhan wrote: About 50 metres.

At 6/15/08 05:56 AM, mr-alien1 wrote: 30 feet.

Fucking... ow. I'm a woman, not a kebab.

Earthquakes. Hippies. Homosexuals. Disneyland. Y'know... California.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

At 6/15/08 05:17 AM, Earfetish wrote: but I dunno, hate to presume I understand women

Well, we're all different. I know a few girls who would consider you less attractive, many who wouldn't care either way, and a few who would consider you more attractive considering this event. It's as subjective as anything.

Not our fault, man. It's hormones. One time a month. Easily calculated on a 28-day cycle (depending on your lady's cycle dependability), so remember to plan ahead, gents!

At 6/15/08 04:51 AM, Earfetish wrote:

Any girls can tell me whether having had this experience makes me more or less attractive?

I don't suppose it makes a big difference. It just assures me you wouldn't leave your lady for Juan the Cuban pool boy.

At 6/14/08 04:32 AM, Jenou wrote: not really. when i want to say forty, the word 'forty' is what comes out of my mouth. When I want to say fifty, then 'fifty' comes out.

Well, a lot of the time, I'm sure that's the case. But everyone slips up sometimes, and everyone has a moment where they don't notice they've slipped up.

Basically, Obama's just human, he made a mistake, don't get your pretty pink panties in a bunch over it.

At 6/14/08 04:21 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 6/14/08 04:19 AM, MCSMstudios wrote:

Do you really think he's that stupid. Do you believe Obama thinks there are 57 states? I'm sure in your life you always say everything exactly the way you meant it and never miss any of your mistakes. Jesus.

thats a pretty big mistake to miss dont you think?

Actually, not verbally. Fifty isn't exactly a vastly different word compared to forty. He could have easily thought he said forty when he said fifty. It happens.

At 6/7/08 12:18 AM, HellzYeahCCR wrote:

At 6/7/08 12:15 AM, Sinitech wrote: I phail to remember the movie being refrenced here.

Murder. Death. Kill.

Don't forget the Three Shells.

Kill Edgar Friendly.

And I love Taco Bell.

At the moment?

Kate Nash - Mariella, the quicker version.
Dogs Die in Hot Cars - Lounger
Cowboy Mouth - Everybody Loves Jill