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I'm cute, I s'pose. Though due to horrible acne and fatness in middle school, I have a horrible self-image most of the time.

Then again, few girls have a good self-image.

At 8/4/08 07:03 PM, snayk wrote: I love smelling things.

I think one of my all time favorite things to take a deep breath of is a really old book. Not all of them smell great, but there's one particular scent that's just so fucking euphoric.

Other book sniffers know what I'm talking about.

Yes! I know it exactly. I think my favorite good-smelling book so far was this 18th century copy of Shakespeare's plays... homigod, I'll never forget it. It also had the pretties cover on it ever.

Mine was with a guy I was kinda starting to date at the time, and we kissed at midnight on New Years. We were together about 8 months, then he went to go to college on the other side of the country and that was that.

At 8/1/08 10:39 PM, dooomsDave wrote:

At 8/1/08 10:12 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I'm masturbating right now.

Small world!

Very small.

oohsickburn

At 7/29/08 05:32 AM, 546871 wrote:

At 7/29/08 05:29 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: I worked retail.

bitch bitch bitch

It's sucking my soul out through my nose.

I worked retail.

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

My head just exploded.

Well, focus on your dick-sucking skills. Unless you have retarded amounts of genuine musical ability, it's really all in the dick-sucking.

At 7/10/08 03:17 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote:

Maybe your Subway does. Every subway that I've been to has been spectacular. Plus Subway sandwiches are made with love and care, that's something money can't buy.

Amen, brotha.

I love me my Subway. With a Mountain Dew and some Sour Cream and Onion chips... It's a beautiful thing.

At 7/3/08 04:11 AM, Shawtey wrote:

HOW DARE THEY TREAT CRIMINALS LIKE CRIMINALS!?

C'mon, pumpkintits, you know that it's not literal. I know my share of people who smoke pot, and they're the chillest people I know. Truly, they have NO CRIMINAL MIND except they like to veg out and eat a few too many bags of chips now and then. They do not desire to hurt and they do not desire to bother anyone else with it. Where's the problem with allowing it to not be a crime any more?

Srsly guys.

Difference is porn actors and actresses are unionized, and therefore required to get tested for STDs and all that other bull.

Prostitutes aren't regulated by anyone except their pimps, which doesn't count in the government's eyes.

At 7/3/08 03:56 AM, MasarapProductions wrote:

Doesn't it kill your brain cells? It also makes them crave it and get addicted(or dependent on it). So it changes that person quite a bit. Not to mention throwing their money away on it.

No, scientific evidence has found it doesn't kill brain cells, and marijuana is only psychologically addictive, not physiologically. Basically, you're not in any real danger of getting addicted.

At 7/3/08 03:46 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

Yes, but it is illeagal because it increases the chances you invade someone else's rights.

The only things I've seen a stoned person do are giggle incessantly, eat large amounts of snack food, sleep, and veg out.

The few things I've heard of drunk people doing are getting into fights, beating loved ones, invading others' personal space, being a public nuisance, killing others when they decide to drive home wasted, etc.

At 6/30/08 10:06 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:

Now im positive.

For the herp.

I have never been nor will I ever be desensitized to violence.

:Also, pretty pretty flower.

At 6/21/08 11:46 PM, phsychopath wrote:

KK. And what if they say that they dont have a camera for it?

Super sketch. Don't go for it.

At 6/22/08 12:03 AM, Kalibur wrote:

That's kind of what makes them unattractive to me. I mean, I can't see tits, without thinking of my mother. The thoughts go away eventually, but still.

I'm sure Freud would have a field day with you.

At 6/21/08 11:56 PM, Cericon wrote: What makes us attracted to boobs anyway?

Welp, cuz when you were little they meant Food Time.

And the fastest way to a guy's heart is through is stomach.

or sternum...

At 6/21/08 02:30 AM, Leering-Abstemiously wrote: Persepolis, not that it wasn't high rated, its just no one I knew had seen it.

That was fantastic, I went to see it in theatres, and me and my friend were the only ones in the theatre.

Earth Girls Are Easy is a great 80s-tastic movie.

Goin with the Banana Hammock.

I would buy you a green dress.

The cute is too much.

Name him Quincy.

Vaginal blood-wart.

At 6/19/08 05:17 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: New Hampshire is ass. Nothing ever happens there, its the Canada of the U.S.

Nah, Minnesota is the Canada of the US.

At 6/19/08 06:25 PM, alternativesolution wrote:

At 6/19/08 06:22 PM, BlueFlashProductions wrote:

At 6/19/08 05:24 PM, PieGraphGlock wrote:

At 6/7/08 03:00 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he's an arab...

Excusez-moi?

Ah, tu parles francais?

Je suis FURIEUSE.

J'aime bien le chocolat.

I thought this was going to be about you giving birth.

At 6/18/08 11:44 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 6/18/08 05:09 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

At 6/18/08 04:52 PM, BonusStage wrote:

Even me jason? Even me?

Even you Michael.

Stop being mean to me Jordan, you've been mean recently ):<

I saw what you did there.

At 6/19/08 02:11 AM, BonusStage wrote:

Yeah but it's sarcastic irony not wow he's a dumbass irony, so it's all good ;D

Yup yup. It's aaaaall gravy, babeh.

At 6/19/08 01:19 AM, g0t2 wrote: Love you too.

O be still my beating heart.