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Get him Viagra.

MORGAN FREEMAN

Done and done.

Once, I got a huuuuge blister on the heel of my right foot. I enjoy popping them, so this was no different. I used a needle I'd sterilized with a lighter and cleaned it and everything but it still got infected.

It was terrible. All pus-filled and oozing and painful. It took three weeks to heal.

I wish I'd taken pictures.

Checking out some items at a cashier's line with my friend.

"Are you sisters?"

My friend is black.

Capo, 2 hats, 2 bottles of nail polish, radio, bottle of body spray, piggy bank, carrot, big beer mug filled with pennies, C.G. Jung's The Development of Personality, a $2 bill, 6 pairs of earrings, CDs, a poker chip, nail clipper, pens, and some sketching pencils.

At 9/27/08 02:12 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I'd rather not make fun of specific users, that's just mean. I find it easier to make fun of you all as a whole.

Never Humped It.

He's pretty much the ultimate troll.

I had an epic sandwich with turkey, salami, ham, roast beef, and bologna (and other stuff).

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

At 9/4/08 01:11 AM, cast wrote: How are you?

What is your favorite smell?

O

I'm doin well, sugarface.

Favorite smell... Well, I like a few. Gasoline, sandalwood, and green tea body spray.

At 9/4/08 12:58 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

I fail to see the problem here.

It is not a problem so much as an observation, really.

At 9/4/08 01:01 AM, cast wrote: You seem to have a fascination with smells.

Yeah, it's a thing.

At 9/4/08 12:37 AM, positively-negative wrote:

I feel sorry for you so I'll eat for you...

Well aren't you just a dear.

At 9/4/08 12:28 AM, positively-negative wrote:

Yeah, it is pretty sickening.

Well, I dunno about you, but I'M not eating for the next day... or week.

At 9/4/08 12:23 AM, positively-negative wrote: Well my flatmate has the worst smelling room I have ever seen, I doubt he showers often.

The smell is so bad you can see it?!

And the vagina tang is probably in the sheets.

Gwoss.

At 9/4/08 12:14 AM, Sawke wrote: Fish are hiding there maybe?

If they are, they're a rare hybrid of salmon and tuna.

At 9/3/08 11:56 PM, ForumNazi wrote:
maybe you really need to wash yourself

My business is always properly washed, thx.

At 9/3/08 11:58 PM, Thimbles wrote: Tell him that he smells like Vagina and get some febreze.

Tried that. He does not listen.

At 9/3/08 11:46 PM, Harmonik wrote: Your brother is actually a giant vagina. He's just wearing a big costume.

This was my second theory, yes.

So it smells like vagina and I'm surrounded by cigarette-burned items and ashes.

My brother is a smoker and I'm in his room on his compy. I think the vagina smell might be from his skank girlfriend and the last time she stayed over?

Discuss:

-being in other peoples' rooms and the conditions/odors therein
-your current room status and/or room odor
-any interesting stories involving interesting odors in your room with friends/lovers over
-how it can still smell like vagina in here after a week (it's not me, I just showered)

Bein supa wetawded at DragonCon, dressed up as a gypsy and probably attempting some sort of Bedn pose while wearing this head thing I was thinking about buying.

Woooow.

Really? Amy Winehouse?

At 9/3/08 10:49 PM, mechapilot58th wrote:

im going to take a stab at this and ask what you said to him. give us the whole conversation if possible.

Your horrible pun makes Baby Jesus%u2122 cry.

I firmly believe tea tastes better when I'm wearing pajamas.

Ze puppy dog eyes...

Choo cannot resist zem.

At 8/27/08 09:27 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

Hey! You copied my points.

Well I guess they were good points then, weren't they?

At 8/27/08 09:20 PM, cherries wrote: You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

Right. I can see why that would be retarded due to overcomplexity of figuring how much you weigh, but the questions still remain...

Why is this degrading?
Why the hell did your mom want to weigh you so accurately?
How does one 'pretend' to have a ponytail?
What the hell do ponytails and 'pretending' to have a pony tail have to do with anything?

At 8/23/08 02:15 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Frankly, I don't know what Capn ever saw in you.

His cock.

Of course.

At 8/17/08 12:41 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: I'm fucking sexy.

I'd tap that.

At 8/16/08 02:43 AM, T-N-T wrote: Good god! Politics threads goes to the politics forum!

Weeeell, it's more of a discussion of a possible third world war, and while that DOES involve politics, isn't there enough potential for other ideas involving such a war to the point where it can go in General?

Not saying, I'm just sayin.

The problem is that most of the NG community is at an age where the girls aren't looking for the guy they'll marry. They're looking for fun and danger and excitement. Bad boys have that in spades. But when they get older, they'll realize they want a sweet, comfortable guy to love for the rest of their lives.

S'all about strategy, there really are no cheats to this game.

My favorite name I won with was It's Lupus.

Russian accents are super sexy. I also am a fan of the English accent. Rawr.