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At 12/15/08 06:42 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i think you wanted to lose the bet....

Who wouldn't?

At 12/15/08 05:46 AM, Sexylegs wrote:

At 12/15/08 05:42 AM, DirtySyko wrote: I'll get things warmed up for us.

Now bend over?

Please?

Nu. MY sex slave. Get your own.

Don't make me get the hose.

I hope you know I'm going to do terrible things to you.

Don't worry. You'll like it.

Well, if you haven't mastered confident body language, you should probably do that first. Like maintaining eye contact. Good posture. Smiling.

Then after mastering that you can start having small talk conversations with strangers. Like the check-out girl or guy at places where you buy food/games/movies/etc. That way you can totally bomb the conversation, and you never have to worry about seeing that person again. Talk about the weather, how they're doing that day, whatevs. Then once you're comfortable with that you can move on to small talk with that girl.

Damn. The one on the right is absolutely gorgeous.

I mean, yeah, eventually you will have to get a new computer. It will get to a point where your computer can adapt no further.

Yeah, obviously English. And I speak pretty good French.

I want to learn many many more.

Sounds like a Mastercard commercial.

package of loose leaf notebook paper - 99 cents
mechanical pencil - 50 cents
having your teacher insult your penis size in response to your smart assery - priceless

At 12/9/08 11:14 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: You hover your mouse on the angry faic for 5 seconds; most of us have had this happen.

This.

Yeah, it's basically just an Easter egg on the site.

Scared the pee out of me when I first discovered it.

Clearly the work of a photoshop master.

Just took a shower a sec ago. Wet haiirrr.

<3z go to DirtySyko and Rosenrot-I for their sexy

At 12/7/08 02:55 AM, ikool wrote: Hi guys... mind if I join? I'm a Gr.12er preparing for university. I get a good A average and was worried about student loans =S.

Did any of you guys get scholarships or anything when you were goin to collage/ uni?

Heck yeah. In my state, we got the HOPE scholarship. As long as you leave high school with at least a B average and keep it up in college, they'll pay most if not all of your tuition every semester.

I like to lurk. Most of the time I don't post because what I wish to say has been said by someone else already.

I haven't slept yet. :D

I feel like... XM already has a channel dedicated to that... but I am uncertain.

At 12/6/08 07:45 AM, DirtySyko wrote: I had to defend your honor. My potentially future wife must feel protected.

Aw. I feel special.

At 12/6/08 07:37 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 12/6/08 07:36 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Cept she's taken buddeh, move along.

Then it will be a fight to the death.

Well.. that... escalated quickly. o_o

At 12/6/08 07:30 AM, DirtySyko wrote:
I love you. Those lips, those eyes, that little button nose and your dark hair. Yes. If I was the marrying type, I think I'd be hearing wedding bells right about now.

Oh my.

Thanks for the lovely sentiment. :3

At 12/6/08 07:22 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 12/6/08 07:22 AM, cast wrote: You should see her with wet hair and glasses, I think you should post that picture..

YES PLEASE

Um... okay. XD

A-Ha - Take On Me

Fuckin' classic.

Well, aren't you just adorable.

I really and truly try to not be a catty bitch, but sometimes the urge is just too strong. This is why I prefer to hang out with my guy friends, as the atmosphere is more chill.

Sounds like fun here. I'm currently attending Kennesaw State University and I'm on the books for majoring in Psychology, but I'm debating switching to Linguistics. I love languages. I want to learn as many as possible. That, and I really don't think I could handle dealing with crazies the rest of my life.

Just have two more finals on Tuesday and I'm done for winter break, yaaay.

Mah great great grandpappy got disowned by his family for marrying a Cherokee woman.

Getting paid to travel around various countries and write travel guides for people on a budget. Fun fun fun.

Fucking. Ow.

I unno. I could play some Shadow Warrior, I haven't played that in years.

It's called Anklebiters. Something about midget vampires who want to be tall, but there is only one tall vampire, and they wanted to kill him to be tall. I don't even know. It was terrible.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Woop woop.

Is there anyway it could malfunction and give you too much nicotine, thus killing you?