468 Forum Posts by "NoPurchaseNecessary"
At 4/13/08 04:39 AM, RobotTaco wrote: Girls. I've heard so much about them and yet, I've yet to catch a glimpse of one yet. Its a myth, obviously.
Well, obviously. Psh.
At 4/12/08 03:51 AM, azteca89 wrote: Aw crap, why did I become an artist? Well anyway, this is just bullcrap. I will defiantly write to congress for this. But I doubt they will read it.
Don't think like that. That's how the people wanting to steal your art WANT you to think.
The artists need to make sure they ALL write to Congress about this. I mean, almost everyone on NG is pretty much an artist of some kind. GET TO IT.
Let's go, go, go.
At 4/9/08 10:45 PM, EvilVulture wrote: ass - a donkey. it offends people if you say it, it offends donkeys even more that ppl are offended by their name im sure. could also mean someones back side, still not that offensive.
bitch - a female dog. sorry, i don't get it. how is that offensive?
Sometimes, it isn't what you say, but HOW you say it.
At 4/9/08 10:27 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote:At 4/9/08 10:21 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: Damn and blast. It MUST be true, then.Exactly, and you thought you knew it all.
Jagshemash, motha licka.
Because every time you say a swear, the terrorists win.
At 4/9/08 10:25 PM, NightmareFire wrote: There would be a national holiday to talk about our feelings, and, of course, not have sex.
There is nothing wrong with opening up a little, okay?
And not having sex, pshh, you just don't have the right moves, son.
Besides, it's not our fault it's the only thing we can do (or... not do?) to you to make you listen. And then it snowballed into "I want this, or no sex" "Fine you win the argument, but no sex".
See, if you'da just listened in the first place, this wouldn't be a problem.
At 4/9/08 10:16 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote:At 4/9/08 10:14 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:It's been confirmed by the top Kazakhstan scientist just so you know.At 4/9/08 10:09 PM, mrhardrock wrote: though women are not as smart as men or decisive enoughHaaaahahahahaaaaa.... haaaa...
Damn and blast. It MUST be true, then.
At 4/9/08 10:09 PM, mrhardrock wrote:
:though women are not as smart as men or decisive enough
Haaaahahahahaaaaa.... haaaa...
Tell me, pumpkin, you got yourself a girl yet?
Cuz your sense of humor is just top notch.
At 4/9/08 09:59 PM, ShortStackSutin wrote:At 4/9/08 09:57 PM, putzpie wrote:How I love my weapons of mass distraction..At 4/9/08 09:55 PM, Corky52 wrote: Women do run the world.Pretty much >_>.
bewbs are powerful persuasion devices
Yer goddamn skippy.
At 4/9/08 09:46 PM, ShortStackSutin wrote:At 4/9/08 09:43 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: How small is too small?Haha yeah, I agree with the 4 rule pretty much (i didn't answer the question in my above rant). Although I feel like I can make 3 and up work, it's just when you start getting to chode and chicken thermometer territory.
Probably like... less than 4 inches long erect. I wanna feel something.
Anything over like 9-10 inches is a god damn waste. There's such a thing as too long, guys, unless you plan on marrying a whore.
I s'pose a good rule of thumb is, if she's (or he or ze, for the alternate lifestylers) not sure if you're in when you are in, you're too small.
At 4/9/08 09:45 PM, Corky52 wrote:
Can I masturbate into it?
You are sick, sir. Sick.
Just... no.
At 4/9/08 09:44 PM, Gianfri wrote: Mine is bigger.. but I call it an Italian sex appeal Lol..
Ooh, baby. Call me when you turn 18.
500 calories of love, sweet pea. All for you.
How small is too small?
Probably like... less than 4 inches long erect. I wanna feel something.
Anything over like 9-10 inches is a god damn waste. There's such a thing as too long, guys, unless you plan on marrying a whore.
At 4/9/08 09:33 PM, Corky52 wrote:At 4/9/08 09:32 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:Can I pick it?At 4/9/08 09:29 PM, Corky52 wrote: Can I touch it?Can I lick it?
Can I give it a noogie and call it my bitch?
At 4/9/08 09:29 PM, Corky52 wrote: Can I touch it?
Can I lick it?
At 4/9/08 09:18 PM, letiger wrote:At 4/9/08 09:17 PM, Diglet wrote: So what? He cant help who he likes, or what he likes to fap to...youre saying this because youre gay
You're saying this because you point out the obvious.
By the way, love love love your fab aura, darling. Simple, yet elegantly ironic.
At 4/8/08 07:51 AM, DeloreanTimeMachine wrote:At 4/8/08 07:48 AM, positively-negative wrote: But you of all people should know that since the first film it runs on "Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor" aqquired in 2015.I told you he wasn't working, didn't I?
Plutonium is outdated.
Oh, my mistake, I said "Mr Freeze".
God forbid I make a simple error.
I think with a username like yours, we're allowed to bash your shit a little when you get things wrong.
Obsession cannot be half-assed.
Just wait right there while I pull it out of my utility-ass.
I fell in my pool when I still didn't know how to swim (like 4 or 5 years old), and almost drowned, but I flailed my way under water towards the stairs (the whiter blur in the expanse of bluish blur) and managed to get out.
Yes, yes, yes, this is old news, I'm afraid.
At 4/5/08 08:39 PM, jallo212 wrote: Until a few days ago, I've been noticing these weird mustaches above each of my eyes. What's happening to me?!
It's Lupus. Duh.
At 2/22/08 07:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:At 2/22/08 07:43 PM, Mendou wrote: Hey guys calm down, PEOPLE DO FAP YOU KNOW, EVEN GIRLS.GIRLS ARE A MYTH.
Not true! They're just mind-bogglingly rare.
The mental image created in my head is horrific. Truly horrific.
At 4/5/08 02:18 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Many N00BS will gather to agree with this topic, i can sense it.
Many cynical teens that like to wave their dicks around on the internet will dislike this topic, I can sense it.
At 4/5/08 02:15 AM, zimzap wrote:At 4/5/08 12:34 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: But how long you've been here reeaaaally doesn't matter that much. Honestly. You're still a fuckmook if you've been here five years or one month, I don't care. You're still an intelligent being worth listening to if you've been here five years or one month, I don't care.I agree. I judge people based upon the quality of their posts. Having said that, your above statement was incoherent rambling and you really should read what you write before you submit. Therefore, I declare you to be yet another useless NG user.
Have a nice night.
I'm sorry, what was that? Based on the quality of their posts? Then how fair is it to judge me entirely from one paragraph?
I ask you to take your own advice, sir.
At 4/5/08 01:48 AM, RyanTime2 wrote: I'm still hated as an 07'r, I'm one fo the 07'rs who actually have high scoring flash around. (not to brag)
Yeah, I s'pose everyone catches flak.
At 4/5/08 01:42 AM, RyanTime2 wrote: I'm an 07'r I've suffered worst fates. Don't worry, I support you guys.
Go 08'rs! Don't stfu!
I'm sure the support is appreciated. X3
At 4/5/08 01:36 AM, Hellian00 wrote: They're fucking everywhere. And then there's these HUGE ones that are like 10 times bigger than normal. Fucking nasty things with giant legs. They keep landing on me. I'm about to just use a bug fogger on my room. I fucking hate mosquitoes!
I think those are the dude-mosquitoes, and I think they're mostly harmless. Females are the ones who'll suck your blood.
