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At 5/6/08 03:59 PM, Elios wrote:

At 5/6/08 03:57 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: It's already summer break for me, bitches.

Sometimes, i wish i was back in high school, so i could spend 3 months doing absolutely nothing. Now, i have a job, no time for fun, blah blah blah.

I miss the good ol' days.

Psh, I don't miss high school. College is superior.

It's already summer break for me, bitches.

Probably a vitamin deficiency.

When they told me "Marijuana is a performance-enhancing drug."

At 5/6/08 03:50 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 5/6/08 01:01 AM, ngman7 wrote: Chinese women will find you fascinating and fun.

Source: other Chinese women

end of thread.

I take it back-anyone got any other phrases to use?

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Did they give you juice boxes and animal crackers?!

1. Thou shalt have no other Dudes before me.
2. Thou shalt not worship false American Idols.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Dude in vain.
4. Remember the Black Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy bros before hos.
6. Thou shalt not frag.
7. Thou shalt not run around on thy bitch.
8. Though shalt not yoink.
9. Though shalt not bullshit.
10. Thou shalt puff and pass.

And it was that Mary's tests cameth back positive, and the Holy Spirit didst say unto her...

"God damn it."

At 4/28/08 10:05 PM, poxpower wrote: Way to steal you chickenshit.
http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/you _are_not_internet_badass.htm

Oh snapple.

BE JEALOUS OF MY AWESOME TV.

Fuck your big screens.

At 4/21/08 08:03 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: 4 weeks. I have to sleep on the couch for about a month, due to the lack of, well, my room. The problem is the couch is in the living room, and my grandad comes in the living room to watch TV at unpredictable times.

So, what should I do?

It's called a shower.

I want children yes. With fava beans and a nice chianti.

Om nom nom nom.

At 4/21/08 07:13 PM, drknes wrote:

At 4/21/08 07:10 PM, Corky52 wrote: I went to the bathroom today. Really that's what I did today.

Im gonna need some proof because I don't belive you.

I believe some pictures are in order.

I was gonna wash the dishes... but then I got high.

Was gonna clean the whole damn house... but then I got high.

My house is still messed up, and I know why, yeah I know why.

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hii-iigh.

Do not hate on da Richard Cheese.

Drink until you can't feel feelings.

I'm voting on the side of 'move on and date this new girl'.

You're young yet, and it's good to experience new people and relationships.

At 4/15/08 01:26 AM, Jefroid wrote:
I'm not really into long-term relationships. I enjoy one night stands maybe a week at most. I mean I'm still young and i don't really want to get married or do any of that shit because it's too christian =)

I can understand being young and not wanting to be tied down. That's fine. I don't care. Be free.

But that's not the point, sugartits. Show some respect. Don't call them 'fuckies' if you please.

At 4/15/08 01:17 AM, Jefroid wrote:

At 4/15/08 01:14 AM, Suaron wrote: if you really fucked that girl whose pic is in your blog, then you're muh new hero.

I guess i'm yuh new hero. i might start taking pics of more of my fuckies =) btw the girls in those pics are from when i was 17, and they where both 17 too. i wish i could of fucked and 18+ yr old when i was still a minor.. that would be a fucking accomplishment =)

Excuse me? Fuckies? What the FUCK kind of nickname is that for a girl.

Fuck you, I hope you get AIDS.

At 4/15/08 01:00 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I sexually harass others on a daily basis. Not becuase I'm a sexual person, which I am, but because I like to piss 'em off.

I also enjoy walking down the school halls with my hand down the front of my pants, but I've to be careful not to be caught by a teacher pulling that one.

You're a real class act, ain't ya. I'll bet the 14 year-olds eat that shit up.

Call him Scruffy.

Well, the issue is the whole double standard thing.

You can't hit on a lady at the office without her screaming "OMG RAPE" but we can hit on a guy and it's okay.

We can't go off and have lots of sex with other people without being called a slut and generally being looked down upon by society. Guys can have sex with whoever, whenever, whyever and simply be a playa, pimp, or studmuffin, whatever and receive high fives and chest slams from their buddies.

We all lose. Especially playas, because they get AIDS.

At 4/15/08 12:32 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 4/15/08 12:29 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

At 4/14/08 11:52 PM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 4/14/08 11:34 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 4/14/08 11:30 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: SEXUAL HARRASMENT PANDA!

'06 user, lol!

At least I'm not '08 or '07, right?

At least I can buy my own porn and drive.

So can I :P

Shush you, I was lording my power over the little one.

Rawr, I can vote. Rawr.

Augh, I give up.

At 4/14/08 11:52 PM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 4/14/08 11:34 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 4/14/08 11:30 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: SEXUAL HARRASMENT PANDA!

'06 user, lol!

At least I'm not '08 or '07, right?

At least I can buy my own porn and drive.

At 4/13/08 10:54 AM, MyMonkey wrote: Love ya too.
You crack me up

Aw, thanks, sugarplum. I'm glad we could leave it on a positive note.

Toodles.

At 4/13/08 10:36 AM, MyMonkey wrote: Ofcourse not all americans are fat and stupid but there is a large number of who are. Larger than in many other countries. . And those ignorant fags who dont even know where Skandinavia is are a perfext example of how stupid amercans are. Also your health care is fucked. Even you elections are fucked. Offer the masses some doughnuts
and they will vote for you.

Stupidity + nukes = not a good idea

Oh whine whine whine. Is that all you do?

Sheeesus. And calling some a fag isn't very nice, applebottom. Maybe you should try making Skandinavia, y'know... MATTER in world politics.

No political system is perfect, honeylump, and you're blowing it a little out of proportion to merely attempt to save face. But it's okay, you can go now.

I think we're... Finnished... here.

At 4/13/08 10:07 AM, MyMonkey wrote: Oh boy I find it amusing when all the country proud americans start flaming me. U.S.A is a big joke. The home of obese and stupid people. Bush is an idiont. Hillary and Obama arent good presiden candidates either.

Open your eyes a little and look around. What do you see? Oh wait... that obese ass is blocking line of sight.

Muffinpants, when you say such things, do you not realize you're as bad as the "stupid Americans" you dislike so much?

We're not all stupid and fat, you must realize this.

When a country is so powerful and is in the media so often, of COURSE the dirty laundry is going to be out there for everyone to see. And everyone just loooves to focus on it, criticize, and laugh together at our expense. Whatever, fine.

For you, it's very easy to judge, simply because no one gives a shit about Finland and doesn't care what goes on there.

At 4/13/08 09:43 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
They should make a rule to stop asslicking...

It gets you nowhere.

It's not asslicking, sugartits. Thanks for playing.

At 4/13/08 09:36 AM, MyMonkey wrote: Every morning I thank god that Im not an american. That Im not obese, stupid and... did I say obese and stupid yet?

Haha, GOD that hasn't EVER been said before has it? Y'know you're so funny! Did you make that up yourself?

You're so clever. :D

Here's a cookie for your cleverness. Muah. Much love, dahling.

You're just jeeeeealous.