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Anonymous uses this to call raid targets. "Never gonna give you up" is what is usually used.

At 5/23/09 10:01 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: You don't think those cheerleaders are going to pissed that you posted a picture of them on the internet do you?

Fuck that, I'm expelled from that school.

Look at the girl sitting in the front row looking to the right.

Some things just shouldn't be on on a school website.

Has anyone ever seen similar things on their sports team photos? Or am I the only one who looks for vag shots in the photos.

hahaha I see lots of potential.

At 5/21/09 06:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: So you think you're badass for running up on some 2 foot tall mexican?

Careful, he has homies.

What's your rank?

FUCK!!! We have been shutdown by my dad (ex-Marine hardass).

Here is my last reply for today NG.

Hey guys. My mom got mad at me because she doesn't think the internet is a legitamate way to survey people. So she is shutting us down. Unless plenty of you can reply as an adult we will have to stop.

Also... Moar.

Moar.

12-16

I now have proof. Most newgrounders are male teenagers.

Here is 9-11

First 8 done.

you people go too fast.

Hey Newgrounds.

I have a science project on graphing and I wanted to survey you. But here is the catch. When you complete my survey, I will write your user name on my plastic shower with a marker. I will post pictures after about every five surveys completed. Everyone will get about two tiles.

Here is the survey.

1. Are you over or under the age of 18?
2. Are you male or female?
3. What is your favorite genre of music.

The genre of music can only be these genres.

Country
Easy Listening
Rock (Punk, Pop, Metal)
R&B
Hymns/Gospel
Big Band/Swing
Jazz
Classical
Bluegrass
Opera
Soul
Contemporary folk
Latan/Salsa
Reggae
Parade/Marching
New Age (Techno, Electronic Music)
Rap (Hiphop, Oldschool)

Attached is a picture of my shower.

I am depending on you Newgrounds. I need 50 surveys by Wednesday.

You should have done the Ceaser Milian thing and went "Tsst!" after he killed the chicken.

How to hide a Boner.

I have now heard every innuendo for erection that can be thought of.

Are there any tips the video missed newgrounds?

Hahaha is your grandpa a nazi?

Wear a Obama shirt into his class and make anti-limbaugh propaganada on your computer. Then if he drops you from the class you can sue him out the ying-yang.

Or have your dad beat his ass.

Arthur, the angry homosexual.

She must of said something really bad.

At 5/7/09 08:43 PM, reveihca wrote:

Well the fact of the matter is you're most likely going to get caught, the odds are stacked against you and in his favor. Where and when exactly do you expect to pull this off? Most of these schools are covered with surveillance cameras. Assuming you do get caught--which again you probably will--they won't likely give you a light sentence, and that will give your victim an even bigger laugh than before. My advice is grow up, don't let ridicule bother you, and move on. Be the bigger person, by stooping to his level you're only allowing him to win in the end.

You know what? After listening to some Bob Marley I agree with you.

Also...

HEY IDIOTS! I wasn't serious when I said I would kill him. The only part when I said that was in like the 6th paragraph, and that was a typo. though I would pull a knife on him if I saw him in my neighborhood just to freak him out.

If the FBI emails me I will be so pissed.

At 5/7/09 08:34 PM, reveihca wrote:

And when they find him with his ribs shattered moaning and crying in the hall way they'll know just who to come to, the tough guy (who also happens to be a dumb ass) who threatened to kill the victim in this circumstance right in front of the assistant principal.

Well, I'm not the only one that he fucks with. There is this kid who would be the kid who reminds me of the combine kids and he would be way more likely to do something then me.

At 5/7/09 08:28 PM, Alterius wrote: You're a faggot. Get fucked.

Well, judging from your post history, you are trying to be a internet tough guy.

You sir, can get fucked.

AP=Assistant Prinipal

Also, the whole title was "I told the AP I was gonna kill this asshole

OK, so here is what happened today.

Some dicks in my 6th period were talking shit on me, calling me out for having a Bob Marley shirt on. These kids think they're cool because they have tattoos and smoke, and I have no problem with that. But they always cuss out kids in the class to show how tough they are.

So this fucker with a shaved head and earings says "Hey poser, take off that Bob Marley shirt" and kept calling me a faggot poser. For a pale white kid he sure tried to come off gangster.

I could have easily went over to him and smashed a chair on his head while he was on some stupid hip hop site, or choked him with my wallet chain, but I've already been expelled from one school this year so I said "If I'm a faggot for wearing vans and a Bob Marley shirt what does that make you? Fuck off."

I then left the classroom for the rest of the period to go film (this was a video arts class,) and when I came back I played some wolfenstein and try to see if LOIC worked on school computers, while the eminem impersonator in the front was listening to some techno.

Then the bell rang, and I was just walking through the parking lot when he came up to me trying to start a fight. I said "Hey, I haven't said anything to you all year, and you are just being a fag." He started saying he was going to shoot my house, but I lived in another city in Riverside county so he couldn't find me if he could make good on his threats.

So he walked off to go with his friends and tell them that I was his bitch. I don't want to fist fight at school, but find me at the parking lot of a mall I'll slit your gut. I went to to office to try and see If I could get him suspended or something, and thats when this happened.

" So thats what he did?"
" Yeah."
" Well it was a good idea for you to come in here instead of dealing with it yourself."
" Yeah, well if you don't deal with it I will."
" What do you mean?"
" I will cut him from rib to rib in your parking lot."
" Just stay calm, we will take care of it."
" You better. I heard at southwest (juvenile hall) they have apple juice and a nintendo 64 for good behavior. Doesn't sound as bad as the other AP tells me."

So I went home, and hopefully tomorrow things will be taken care of.

If they aren't what do you think I should do NG? Keep getting harrassed, Tell the AP again, or make good on my threats?

Every time I see a photoshop topic someone will post "well i would do this but i don't have photoshop"

Paint.net, the answer to your bitching.

It's a free photoshop-like program with less buttons (I hate photoshop's shitload of buttons) that has multi-layering, magic wand tools, and everything else that you need to put bedn in a funny place.

Have fun kids.

You should have hit her in the face.

This guy knows whats up.

PROJECT CUMMUNIST

And the chans are raiding...

North Korea's Shit Website.

I can't help but think that this one might end up on the news.

If this was 4chan or 888chan I would suggest we raid them like no tomorrow.

At 4/30/09 10:08 PM, KevnSevn wrote: *BUUZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT*

Thank you.

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SICK.

I gotta start watching these videos before I post.

Trailer.

Judging from the thumbnail on the video, it looks pretty sick.

Or sexy If you roll like that.