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At 12/9/07 07:05 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Sometimes late at night, when you are sleeping... I put myself in your mouth and take a picture.

hey i remember u...u got your website hacked to show a hitler baby!!!

At 12/9/07 06:43 PM, steven2364 wrote: I'm gay.

we can tell by your sig

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"-weird al

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

At 12/9/07 11:36 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: So... hell is a place designed to torture racist, anti-semitic bigots?

Makes sense.

yes....yes it does

it actually might be ass just because of the amount of people who say "dumbass"

:At 12/8/07 07:56 PM, Chad-T wrote:

PLANT CITY, Fla. - A 9-year-old boy died after being run over by a church float in a Christmas parade.

Jordan Hayes was walking alongside the float, handing out beads and candy, when his foot was caught by a wheel and he fell under the float.

dumbass

At 12/7/07 09:49 PM, Decapitated-Monkey wrote: I am because my step dad beat me and now i don't feel pain your emotion i killed a bird with a baseball bat. Then ate it

......emo......

At 12/2/07 06:07 PM, sosjulian wrote: do drugs

Good idea!!!!

Thanks guys... i'll try to make a name usin these ideas..(ps. i forgot i could change it...)

At 12/2/07 08:25 PM, misterdog wrote:

13 year olds are usually more imaginative.
Just don't EVER put anything relating to fire in your name.

um ok

At 12/2/07 08:22 PM, Shadow0fDeath wrote:

At 12/2/07 08:22 PM, noobkiller3195 wrote: I am getting a xbox for christmas and i need a clever name ...Ideas????

ISuckDicks?

no..come on be nice plz i'm only 13 i really dont think i need that name

I am getting a xbox for christmas and i need a clever name ...Ideas????

At 11/29/07 09:50 PM, kr8to wrote:

The world will someday have one man left and he will be living in newyork (and his name will be will smithy)...

U guys are worrying to much. To me the world ending is my kids problem....

At 11/29/07 09:05 PM, cons628 wrote: Its easy as shit when i was 13 i could have done it.

Alot of people have said that. I probably could if i looked into it but i'm just not up for gettin in that much trouble.

At 11/29/07 08:55 PM, newgiez wrote: Mine is te bomb

How did u get the angry face??????

:At 11/29/07 08:54 PM, KemCab wrote:

Dedication, a willingness to learn, and deviousness. That's all you need.

thats a clever saying

:At 11/29/07 08:28 PM, John12346 wrote:

You're on Newgrounds. A virus was probably uploaded into your computer when you clicked a link and it probably looked like hacking to the school administrators.

Probably...

um here it is.....

Thats easy as hell. Just not smart.

lol

At 11/29/07 08:01 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Because schools are easy to hack?

no ther not (gaining acess to a blocked site maybe) i'm talking about the entire syster like chaingin teacher passwords and deleting grades and stuff like that

At 11/29/07 08:01 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Why don't you tell us how?

I mean, you were trying to hack the schools computer system.

Weren't you.

no i wasent i loged on to a comp and a message poped up that sayed in big letters "U'VE BEN HACKED BITCH!!!!" so i turned it off and left....

I was at school when our fuckin s.r.o. comes up to me and said "we belive u were trying to hack the schools computer system" and i was thinkin WTF how could I ,a 13 year old boy, hack the fuckin school system ,I mean come on, who would belive i,by my self, could hack the entire system?????

At 11/28/07 08:28 PM, mastergurosp wrote: On sims 2 Iocked myself in a room (got rid of door) and I died!!! This was when I found out you become a ghost!!

Mines similer....In sims 2 I made a family of 2 kids(for the hell of it)and 1 died eventually and the other made a grave and cried then death came killed the other one and left.

At 11/27/07 03:37 PM, Mendou wrote: You guys are quite gay if you pick a fucking song from Ac/Dc. (of all bands)

I agree i mean its a funeral and it should be sad and for mine...

superman by Lazio Bane (for people who don't know that song its the full song version of the scrubs theam song)....

McFooFa did it.

now i know what happen to atlantis

I just want u guys to know (although u probably dont care) i really think its sad that there is a 13 page topic on penisis

At 11/21/07 12:02 PM, Alfie wrote: The Penis!!!

HELL YA!!!!!

At 11/17/07 01:56 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: My favourite weapon is the POTATO.

Holy shit everybody run he'll turn us into french fries

At 11/17/07 06:33 AM, ZenOfAnger wrote: Tonight at eight o clock, you will... oh crap, hahahahah!!

Mine would be...NO!!!, we no see cat of yours,No more ask please....

At 11/17/07 07:07 AM, iHippo wrote:

At 11/9/07 02:53 AM, McJesus wrote: Night-Mare.

Irony?

I'll show you irony. >:[

Alright, now this thred is just weird i mean,who post a iron, oooo iron irony funny? not really