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respect to the man
he deserve

Sure thing : The money.

If i want to fuck a model i go into a disco and take her home.
If i want 500$ i have to work.
A Fuck lasts 1 hour.
The stuff you purchase with 500$ can last a lot longer.
and btw, what you want with those screwed up mega tits.seriously guys.

Gratz to mister Schnuur ! you deserve !

its not all about sex.
the girls mostly pick you because of the prestige or the money.

At 11/19/08 05:44 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: I was watching a tutorial on how to change the colour of a car and got bored, so I decided to make this instead.

wow thats 100% authentic !! would you be so kind and drop a link please ;) ?
then im gonna "pimp" my car :>

someone said dinosaur hunter ?

ey airprogressive is that you pressing your head against the wall :>
looks fancy :-)

At 11/18/08 04:02 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Looking at the last few posts, I see you guys are experimenting with the various filters and whatnot, but it looks like so far you're just applying one filter after another until your pic is floating in the void of Filter Hell. The various filters, like all tools in Photoshop, can be used in combination and in moderation to make more than just over saturated abstractions. With a light touch and the proper mix, the filters can add flare and pop to any ordinary photo, which is then lost on the file size limit restrictions on the bbs :P

ey mang thats 100 % made out of this tutorial

here you go
Turned out very well ! but i think its even nicer if you vary the colours into orange/red tune

btw, if you visit the same page, can you make an example picture with this
pin up effect
because this was the only tut that didnt work properly on my pc
when he explans the ctrl + alt + ~ part my selection doesn't work. HALP !!!

retro greyscale.

DAT ASS

Whats the muthafuckin name ?
someone disgusting said the n-word on the internet !!!

when i was 3 i went to my neighbour to play super mario on snes.
in the age of 5 we played turtles in time and metroid.
in the ago of 6 we stole my friends big brothers mortal combat.
in the age of 7 my gameboy, feat the smurfs and super mario world
in the ago of 10 i guess its n 64 feat f-zero, ocarina of time, mario
in the age of 14 (or about that) gamecube with dragonball z budokai 1 !!!!!!!
later soul calibur 2 which is still one of the best beat em ups
now i only own a ds , i donated all my consoles n stuff to my 4 year old cousin livin in bulgaria
and play warioware :> evil game

so i won`t get the honour to speak to a newgrounds mod by phone just because i live in germany :( ?

tome cruise is so cool.

hello there photoshop HQ this was what i was looking for my name is mr nonplusultra and i always try to improve my knowledge and skill. i often do cosmetic stuff with photos and photomontage is kind of my thing so we will have lots of fun with each other :>

i am pretty self confident.

papercuts between the finger hurt and push you more while not leaving ugly scars.

At 11/13/08 04:06 PM, Hoeloe wrote: OMG! BEDN IS IN THE ORIGINAL PHOTO!!!

now that you mention it

i used to play this game a long time ago
i dunno if things have changed into shit

At 11/13/08 04:41 PM, AlacritySoundz wrote:

At 11/13/08 04:31 PM, NonPlusUltra wrote:

At 11/13/08 04:26 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 11/13/08 04:23 PM, NonPlusUltra wrote:

His face expression with what he's doing is hilareous XD

gloogle image search "idiot"

no need too....I found someone who misspelled google...

someone doesnt get my jokes because there are no cocks inside.

At 11/13/08 04:26 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 11/13/08 04:23 PM, NonPlusUltra wrote: ng people are weird

HAhahaa
oh wow. :D
where'd you find that pic my good sir?
His face expression with what he's doing is hilareous XD

gloogle image search "idiot"

ng people are weird

what do you guys think

move your life into the internet. you can always play world of warcraft.

Thumbs up for this thread

At 11/12/08 06:10 PM, ClockWorkViking wrote: These have all been great, can't wait to show my friend tommorow!

im sure hes proud of you.

its kind of poor to look for porn on youtube.

slice the heretics !

nice costume

don`t act like this was something new, save me from parols like my fatih in humanity is shrinking or whatsoever.
we all now that in certain countries child abuse/rape, torture and whatever is business as usual.
now 1 case is in public and we're all shocked.
but in fact, thats just what we want to see and hear, we want to know that humanity has failed us.
good night

Usually i'd take money, but today i'm so kind and explain it for free.
There is no absolute domination through a certain style.
A perfect warrior is like water.
Water can flow.
Water can smash.
If you give yourself a shape with a fighting style, the enemy can see through your movements and will find a weakness to attack.
Also don`t mix up a sport or aestethic function with the function of self defense (or devastation as asked).
you owe me 35 EU.