fuck you

bh why cant you just lock it now and stop all the stupid users like me from posting?
setting up a trap to ban people is just stupid and pointless.

dear newgrounds

click here

i need a storyline for my game who makes storylines im sure there are many talented storyliners here

i might do something with someone whos somewhere of some sort

At 5/14/09 03:42 PM, WhoknowsmeaUdiO wrote:

At 5/14/09 03:41 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: if anybody wants a programmer I know how to make buttons

xD Good one.

congrats nogfish
um
yea congrats to everyone

At 4/29/09 08:31 PM, Shreddy wrote: Recently I've been finding myself more and more pissed off with peoples zones on XBL, with them putting themselves in the "Pro" or "Underground" zones

these users invariably have names like xX-H1DD3N-SN1P3R-Xx, do they honestly think theyre professional gamers?

yes ok, but who cares
no they probably arent pros but they are anti social like the majority of xbox live and spend too much time on games anyway so they might as well be
also if you didnt know there arent many real pro gamers in real life so the whole point of the pro group is just to put in the hardcore people who do nothing but play halo and drink mountain dew

TL;DR? Putting yourself in any zone other than recreational makes you look like a FUCKING IDIOT.

how would 2 sentences be too long to read

i am so in fuck krinkles
this is gonna be great

most people who use that emote are idiots
then again most of the people that use the sighing emote are full of shit and care about this kind of stuff

who cares your video is being seen by more people its not like they get any money

this iz frum mah aneemay nahrootow in croutching tiger legedn ice villega here is where he turnz into a supah sayan

or maybe youll nevah be a mod cuz u suc dic lawl

link tries to suck his own dick and breaks his neck

the end

At 3/26/09 07:42 PM, Imaku wrote:

At 3/26/09 07:40 PM, NoneZop wrote: cool!!!!

You were just looking for a reason to post that picture.

uh oh

cool!!!!

oh well that fucking worked

wakka wakka wakka

Cool!

it will get front page so do it you will become famous animator ya then you will become...

At 2/1/09 06:15 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Why'd you nominate yourself, I have no idea who you are.

mostly because i knew everyone would vote for me
exactly

im already there

04:56 hi: i think i will
04:56 hi: make a thread in the bbs
04:57 hi: called "Douchebag of the Year '08"
04:57 Herschel: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
04:57 hi: and i will have the bbs choose
04:57 hi: what why
04:57 Herschel: oh i guess that's pretty cool
04:57 Herschel: do it :)
04:57 hi: does anyone have any ideas
04:58 hi: for nominees ?
04:59 rtil: i don't know anything about the bbs
05:01 hi: it doesnt have to be a guy on the bbs
05:01 hi: just a dick
05:01 Herschel: jose ortiz
05:02 hi: ok noted
05:05 hi: anyone else
05:05 hi: or is that he final
05:05 hi: winner
05:05 Herschel: rtil
05:06 hi: is he a nominee or are you calling him
05:06 Herschel: i don't think those options are mutually exclusiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
05:06 hi: ok
05:07 hi: rtil is on the list
05:07 Herschel: hi-five
05:08 rtil: sounds good

OK lets do this.

AND THE NOMINEES FOR DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR ARE:

RTIL:
Angering 7/8s of the NG community, rtil is known for his vicious attacks on newgrounds artists and other unimportant people. His forums have also become something of a drama hub with cartoons like this being thought up. BOO.

MINDCHAMBER:
Considered a total dick by 1/8 of the community (hmm). Known for attacking people that wear pajamas and live with family. Also hates anyone with opinions.

KIRBOPHER:
A complete sell out. Out of the flashes he has released in the past year, 7 out of 9 are parodies. 9 out of 9 are poorly animated. 1/9 was a slideshow. The statistics don't lie.

ILLWILLPRESS:
If you though Kirbopher was a sellout take a look at THIS guy. Do you know anyone else in the history of animation, that has gotten worse over seven years?

NONEZOP:
Total fucken dick. Made a shit madness day cartoon, realized it was shit and hasn't done anything productive since. Also made this account.

PSI43:
Big dick head. German scum. Butt. But got a tablet anyway.
What he does with it is a big fucken mystery. ;))

TITROTU:
Created this shit and this shit. Is so full of shit you can smell it through the internet.

HADOUKENDUDE:
Congrats on being KOTP.
Congrats on your 5th year of no original cartoons.
Also congrats on being really gay.

DANTE244
Big fucken hypocrite. Made a Metal Gear Funnies rip off. Also made a shitload of sprite movies. Can't make up his mind about shit.

BIGFUZZYKITTEN
Created the KK. Also annoyed some 12 year olds.
That's pretty much his achievement in life

The winner will get a flash dedicated to him and his douchebaggery. Curtsey of me and maybe some other friends. :)

PLACE YOUR VOTES YAYA

i say yo because in new york even old women say yo

here is my art thread
i havent saved any shit from the deleted ones so waaaaaaa
so youll get a gif i made a while ago thats stupid

peepee and doodoo

At 1/30/09 07:58 PM, Renandchi2 wrote: I have a simple question:
Why do you always make retarded topics,, hoping to get 3+ pages long?

yes and im sure you dont and never will and never have

teehee

see it even scares away posters

hi.
VVVV

At 1/23/09 11:01 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
When I see that Sooooopaaaaahhhh Nintendo and Mario's Castle Calamity are still on the front page, I can believe how well it did in the box office. I'm not going to see it, so I can't fully comment, but when a trailer doesn't make me laugh, and instead roll my eyes, I don't think it deserves consideration.

this^

i havent seen marios castle calamity and i dont plan to.
but i saw supah nintendo

it had some shitty parts

it had some good parts

it had a bunch of thing that catered towards ng's audience

it had