Hey guys, fat prepubescent cun stain here, just thought you would all like to know about my AMAZING and AWESOME history I dug up and just how strong and manly it makes me.
Yeah thats right, hundreds of years ago my ancestors were raunchy, grizzly Scotts who killed and fucked like the men they were.
And look at me today, their bloodline, a chubby pimple covered loser who whores himself out on the world wide web, desperately clawing for attention from fellow jack offs and nobodies. WhyI bet id probably cut my own leg off if I tried to weild the huge swords my ancestors flung around like toothpicks but thats ok because im from Clan Campbell and i'll kick your ass!