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Author Search Results: 'Noinim'

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Topic: Shut up women get on my horse.

Posted: 10/16/09 03:14 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 03:08 AM, Canas wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:05 AM, FBIpolux wrote: oh oh wigga yo
Congratulations are in order to you FBIpolux, for discovering this gem of the internet, this is a magnificent day oh glory glory my life is changed i'm going to call my parents

I only wish that my parents were still alive so that I could share this moment in my life with them like my 10'th birthday or my high school graduation.


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Topic: Shut up women get on my horse.

Posted: 10/16/09 02:47 AM

Forum: General

My favorite part was how it was random and that it rhymed that part is very important.


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Topic: Letterman VS. Palin

Posted: 06/23/09 03:49 AM

Forum: General

Would you just look at this twisted little faggot fest.


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Topic: What do you think of me?

Posted: 06/22/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

Dancing Psyduck Dauntly Ringing.


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Topic: The Lonely Island

Posted: 06/21/09 09:10 PM

Forum: General

Thats the whole point you simplistic cunt.
They ARE mocking main stream hip hop and what not.


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Topic: Congratulations 36holla (again)

Posted: 06/15/09 04:39 AM

Forum: General

It was good to see Holla in Montreal.
Had a great time hanging out with him back at my place and getting wasted. Man can this guy suck down those shots!

Congrats again, guy.

Congratulations 36holla (again)


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Topic: California upholds gay marriage ban

Posted: 05/26/09 09:33 PM

Forum: General

Finally, something good happens.


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Topic: No Rebel Flags At Nascar Races?

Posted: 05/26/09 02:02 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 01:56 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Well I'll just bring my Nazi flag at hockey games. No Jew play hockey, right?

The premise of a Nazi SS themed hockey team tickles me to the core.


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Topic: Users that you miss

Posted: 05/25/09 04:27 PM

Forum: General

At 5/25/09 04:18 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:
At 5/25/09 04:13 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Hey guys, sign up dates mean how cool you are.
Said the '04, his fingers tired from all the typing he had to do to get as respected in the community as he was.

Yeah man I bet he sweatin balls over the years, typing and postin like a mad man, cranking out them creative juices and pouring his heart into each word.

So that he could gain the respect of the much revered NG BBS user community.

Yeah!


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Topic: I will kick your ass

Posted: 05/25/09 04:17 PM

Forum: General

Hey guys, fat prepubescent cun stain here, just thought you would all like to know about my AMAZING and AWESOME history I dug up and just how strong and manly it makes me.

Yeah thats right, hundreds of years ago my ancestors were raunchy, grizzly Scotts who killed and fucked like the men they were.

And look at me today, their bloodline, a chubby pimple covered loser who whores himself out on the world wide web, desperately clawing for attention from fellow jack offs and nobodies. WhyI bet id probably cut my own leg off if I tried to weild the huge swords my ancestors flung around like toothpicks but thats ok because im from Clan Campbell and i'll kick your ass!


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Topic: Users that you miss

Posted: 05/25/09 02:51 PM

Forum: General

At 5/25/09 11:47 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 5/25/09 10:43 AM, Upyourarsenal24 wrote:
At 5/24/09 07:19 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I haven't been around long enough to miss anyone...
Same here.
Then leave, noobs. Can't you see that us older users are in mourning?

Wow you're a faggot.


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Topic: Act Score

Posted: 05/25/09 02:22 AM

Forum: General

Itty bitty little numbers bumping in to one another setting stands and placing tracks make no time to double back.


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 05:42 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 05:39 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Not exactly easy to do without seeing all of the boxes dimensions.

He's a quaint little box.
Used to work for Verizon but a few years ago the department he worked in was liquidated so now he works weekends in my office.

His favorite colors are black and red and he never passes up an opportunity for some sushi.
Can also do a neat little trick with tacks and rubber bands.


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

Exactly 2 dollars in nickels and a dollar in pennies.

Bringing the grand total up to 55.55. And 1 Canadian quarter.

Thanks for playing.

It's that time again


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 04:41 PM

Forum: General

The prick who thought these damn paper rolls were a reasonable way of transferring coins was an asshole.

Also 7.30 in dimes

It's that time again


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 04:16 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 04:03 PM, DrClay wrote: Again? Shouldn't you already know what amount is in it then?

What kind of magic man do you think I am?

45.25 in quarters.

It's that time again


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 04:02 PM, Yumaseven wrote: 90$

Something around there. How long do you think it will take you to count it all?

Well last time I got it in a few hours and there were a lot more so if I can pull myself away from other things for long enough, not too long.

Heres another shot.

It's that time again


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Topic: It's that time again

Posted: 04/12/09 03:57 PM

Forum: General

Got a box full of coins to sort and a whole lotta time so place your bets on what this round might bring us up to.

It's that time again


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Topic: I got kicked out and send to Mexico

Posted: 03/31/09 02:30 PM

Forum: General

At 3/31/09 02:26 PM, CashClock wrote: Your talking to poozy. He can ban anyone he wants regardless of whether they broke the rules or not.

Oh, OH.
Ok then.
I'll be sure to make note of this. For future referencing.


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Topic: I got kicked out and send to Mexico

Posted: 03/31/09 12:58 PM

Forum: General

At 3/31/09 12:55 PM, zoolrule wrote:
Where did he say his opinion exactly?

I don't know.
I keep looking but I can't find anything.


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Topic: I got kicked out and send to Mexico

Posted: 03/31/09 12:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/31/09 12:32 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: lmao.

Lying about being kicked out and moving to Mexico isn't against the rules.


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Topic: Youths Caught Roasting Puppies

Posted: 02/05/09 12:24 PM

Forum: General

Animals are always higher up then people.


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Topic: How is this shit allowed

Posted: 02/05/09 10:15 AM

Forum: General

What a silly little alt with it's silly little voice.


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Topic: The Flu Can Eat My Knob Cheese.

Posted: 01/29/09 12:45 PM

Forum: General

The Flu?
Fuck that pussy shit and those weak enogh to get it.

I havent been sick since I was 7.

And it wasnt anything like the common cold or some pitiful stomach virus.
It was god damned pneumonia. And I spent every waking moment feeling smug, pissing blood like a champ, knowing I was the baddest mother fucker in that bathroom.


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Topic: Would you like to be a mod?

Posted: 01/29/09 12:41 PM

Forum: General

Dear Mr. Wade Fulp,

To whom it may concern, I here by announce that I would make for an excellent addition to the moderator team. Three years overseas and 2 years under sea have been more then enough to make this fact clear to me. For during this time I spent most of my traveling penniless and without gills (Which if you are unaware, come in very handy while underwater). I believe these facts alone speak louder then anything else I could provide for you.

But if you are still not yet convinced, let me continue.

I am the treasurer for the Horse Riding club at the local JCC (Jewish Community Center). I have beaten Fallout 3 a ghrand total of Three times (Eat that Wallabee Barker you damned Commie) and have single handedly written my name on the sidewalk using nothing but my own sdaliva for the amazing prize of a dollar.

I also drink my Ovaltine every night before I go to bed, which I have done faithfully for the past 2 years. I believe such faith and dependability are two of the most necessary qualities to look for when choosing a Bulletin Board System Moderator. This, along with my overwhelming lust for toasters and other commonly found electronics in the average American kitchen can be yours, for the amazing price of FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Prices may differ after mail and rebate blah blach blah

Would you like to be a mod?


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Topic: Tiesto Is the best DJ to ever live.

Posted: 12/31/08 01:38 AM

Forum: General

this is how it works

Tiesto Is the best DJ to ever live.


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Topic: Everyone vs. Wade

Posted: 12/30/08 02:27 AM

Forum: General

PROFESSOR MURDER

The diagnosis is; DEATH

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Topic: So my bank got rid of its...

Posted: 12/18/08 01:39 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/08 01:30 PM, iscrulz wrote:
It must be a common American trait to save change. With the bad economic times every penny pinched counts.

Pennies?
Im not gonna even bother with those scrubs.
Im a man on the roll and Im rolling silver here.

No way in hell im rolling 300 pennies so some banker can hand me 3 crisp one dollar bills.

So my bank got rid of its...


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Topic: So my bank got rid of its...

Posted: 12/18/08 01:20 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/08 01:12 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: relivent story *

when ever i go to the bank with rolled money, they make me sign papers and write my name on each roll, one time they even refused over 300 bucks in ROLLED coins, so i started to break open every penny roll and the bitch happily counted for about 25 minutes, i was hoping to make her angrey but it only seemed to satisfy her :'(

Oddly enough, Coin counting is a fetish for one out of every 80 Americans.
Fact.
I am not one of them.
Fact.

Also 130 lol

So my bank got rid of its...


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Topic: So my bank got rid of its...

Posted: 12/18/08 12:33 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/08 12:08 PM, Zerok wrote:
So what, they count your change and spit out bills? I've always rolled them. I like rollin' change. It gives some since of duty and purpose to that big jar of metal you collect.

Jar?
Fuck that shit.
I use a box.

An old black box, straining from the weight of countless amounts of coins and stained with super glue from the days of old where it used to carry Warhammer 40k miniatures and supplies.

I think it also used to carry shoes, too.

At 12/18/08 12:12 PM, Malachy wrote: My bank seems to prefer to roll coins themselves, they always hassle me whenever I bring in rolls, asking me to write my name and phone number on rolls I bring by to deposit or get changed over to bills, I just bring them my loose coins, they stuff it into their change machine, roll it themselves and count it that way too.

Man, if only they offered me that.
My only other option then rolling it myself like some mutt, was to hand it over to them, where they would next ship it to some reserve, and send me the cash back in a week or so.
Lady, I got bills to pay. And shit to buy.

also, I'm guessing you have $86.45 in change right thur

Pfft.
I got 90 bucks in quarters alone.

At 12/18/08 12:16 PM, RKThrilla wrote:
Correction, it was $84.72 silly willy

Youre wrong too.

So my bank got rid of its...


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