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At 9/8/09 02:32 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: While your point is valid it seems your just trying to parody that other thread with the same title.

i didnt actually realise the other thread

if actions speak louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?
i asked my friend this and he just looked at me weird.
what is the explanation?
also, any more logic questions like this?

lol

well thanks guys :D
i think we covered all of them(hopefully).
so, i supose now a mod can lock it(before spam).
and i can still use it for future reference.
thanks!

At 8/31/09 06:02 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: One more for now lol.

Eddsworld reference in this one. A cookie to whoever can name the movie lol.

'hello hellhole'

only 2 people have said tomfulp?
what has the world come too........

who's the the most famous mod, and why?
i dont think this has been done before.(i have checked)
i think its 'luis'.
you think....?

"dont tip the postman"

weird al- genius in france

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in FRANCE (yeah), genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE
Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking, and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
Genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some café down in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plaît"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plaît"
Hemenene humenene himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants *Bela bark*
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response:
(He's a genius in FRANCE! Genius in FRANCE!) That's right!
(He's a genius in FRANCE! Genius in FRANCE!) You know it!
(He's a genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE!)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in FRANCE, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur, would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui oui"
"Oui oui"
He says, "Oui oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frère
But they love me there
I'm a genius in FRANCE
Yeah... I'm a genius in FRANCE

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa!), I've got that je ne sais quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la!), I've got that je ne sais...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in FRANCE have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen? I don't have a clue

Well... I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in FRANCE (yeah), genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY, I'm a genius in FRANCE

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout suite!
Bowm diddy bown diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in FRANCE

Say... would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

At 8/28/09 02:42 PM, tobi0 wrote: I made him gay.

See if you can find it.

i give up

me please

At 8/25/09 07:06 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 8/25/09 07:05 AM, citricsquid wrote:

I've always assumed you were two floating ninja star things.

I've always assumed you were out of The Shining.

this^
i honestly fell of my chair
XD

At 8/18/09 10:12 AM, Blackfang wrote: I'm not scared of death, i'm scared of the pain of how i will die. Like, if i get my head cut off, shot, fall off a cliff....sounds painful doesn't it?

no.
what have listed above would not hurt.
i would be the wait that would scare you the most.
when your shot, thats it. nothing. when your waiting to be shot,....thats whats bad.

At 8/20/09 04:42 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

Scream was the most horrifying thing you could see .

true, chucky; no problem. scream; OMFG.

F....U..C.....
STANDS FOR:
fornicating
under
constant of the
king

At 8/20/09 03:09 PM, Sidorio wrote: 'Roger me' is seven letters.

this^

yes i am

thank you sir, youve just made my day.
:')

At 8/6/09 12:05 AM, Riech wrote:

At 8/5/09 11:44 PM, Leidolfr wrote: well damn, toss her my way when ya done with her, i probably wont use her because you know, shes so used now, but, ill find something

Why? You wouldn't know what to do with her.

or would he?

At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, tobi0 wrote: ...hang out with a mod for a day, who would it be and why?

poozy, i'd buy that guy a drink.....

....
and contaminate it....
nah, idk

these arent really that scary
:/

just wondering,
can mods perma-ban people? or is it only administrators that can.
and is there only a certain times you can ban people?

At 8/15/09 04:15 AM, xWilson wrote:

At 8/15/09 04:14 AM, RandomExploit wrote:

At 8/15/09 04:13 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: my leg?

I'm pretty sure he's talking about our ears.

Actually i think he is talking about our nose.

he's talking about our hips, actually.

you could do me
lol

this?

what do you personolly think the worst comic is?

At 8/10/09 05:15 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Satires?

Do you know any song, game or cartoon Satires i can watch, listen too?
also, do you like Satires?

what?

do you know any song, game or cartoon parodys i can watch, listen too?
also, do you like parodys?

this too

this