At 10/29/09 12:14 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 10/29/09 12:12 AM, Mostasteless wrote: stuff

Yeah, but my story's relevant.

It may relate to current events, but I wouldnt say the world series is relevant

At 10/28/09 11:17 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Sounds like lupus.

If this didn't make you laugh, you gotta be dead

RIP kanon1

You cheeky bastard...

Florida seems to breed a particularly special type of moron

Did you spin yourself around 10 times to induce vomiting and cure it?

Props on that shit dude, very clever

Sooo you drunk yet?

Happy birthday

At 9/1/09 10:44 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:

At 9/1/09 10:37 AM, pieplane wrote: i think this has to be the weirdest gun ive seen in a while, ( TDI kriss super V) what about you? has anyone seen a gun that looks even stranger?

Its an IRL rcp-90 from goldeneye.

The real life rcp-90 is actually a P-90, which actually does look quite strange...

I have pelicanesis!!!

You only think that because you're currently in high school.

Nice neighborhood

At 5/1/09 09:30 AM, Figter wrote:

At 5/1/09 09:15 AM, HotHoboSex wrote:

At 5/1/09 07:10 AM, simsam114 wrote: How it spreads is like a game of Pandemic 2. In Thailand they're handing out masks,

Am I the only one that finds the mask useless.

Yeah they prooved masks are COMPLETLY useless and is just a waste of...uhh.mask material

Source okaypleasethanks

Dude, I've met these people. Shit is real, except they travel in shitty conditions(crowded van), sleep in shittier conditions(crowded hotel rooms), and its annoying having these people come to your home/apt/whatev.

Funny story about one of these people:
Me and my friends were all getting blazed in my apt when some chick with a thick Tennessee accent came selling subscriptions. We invited her in and she gave us a speil trying to hustle up magazines, but I'm pretty sure she knew she wasnt gonna get through to us, so eventually we get to making small talk and she eventually asks what we were smoking (like she didnt know). We got her high and talked for a bit more, and then somehow the topic of undercover cops came up. She instantly took the oppertunity to say she was an undercover DEA agent and there was a van outside waiting for us. Scared the dickens out of my roommates, me too for a second, but then i realized she got high with us, and it was pretty much impossible, seeing as she wasnt the first magazine person to come around. Anywho, after we all calmed down we chatted some more then she went on her way.

Happy birthday you crazy canook.

Don't like em? Give them the finger and go about your business. It's just music, you should listen to what you like and not let the other stuff get in your way, they didn't rip you off. It's just fuckin pop anyhow, what do you expect?

At 4/30/09 11:20 PM, liljim wrote: though they ARE great live.

In my opinion, almost anything is great live

I've known dudes who makes jewlery.

damn hippies

If you can afford it and are going to use it, go ahead and help a brotha out buy it off him.

At 3/27/09 01:46 AM, beeryayghost wrote: Tell him you play D&D and that WoW is for pussy eating weakshits.

I think this will be the best and most entertaining answer. You could even try pushing D&D on him. If you talkin about D&D doesnt make him stop, just use it to mock him.
You could also try just listening to a cd or mp3 player, I know thats what I used to need when riding the bus early in the a.m.

At 3/27/09 02:31 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 3/27/09 02:24 AM, NISMOelite wrote: Maybe I just figured the spelling error in the title was made intentionally because of the title character limit.

I can see how you might make that assumption, with that being the first fucking thing I point out in the message.

Maybe if you hadn't replied in such a manner that I find typical amongst the youth on this bbs,

Funny how you are resorting to the old "I'm older, you're younger, that makes me better" response that is typical among the mature(?!) users on this bbs,

Actually I havnt looked at your age. I was just making a referance to the crap I see here, and probably the most common reason it is crap. I didn't call you yourself young, I just said you were replying in a manner typical of young users, I mean shit, I know I've seen you posting humorous/intelligent material in years past. The only bashing I think I did was calling you hammered. But since you're off to making assumptions, lemme straighten things out for you; spring break has been over. I went to a bar and got drunk tonight with a couple friends after work. I had to come home at some point seeing as I have class at 7:30am tomorrow. Since you want to assume shit and seem unable to accept my apology, please by all means go fuck yourself.

At 3/27/09 02:11 AM, Pounce wrote: Plants are alive too

Suddenly, your world turns upside down

That's the part that always confuses me...

At 3/27/09 02:00 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 3/27/09 01:57 AM, NISMOelite wrote: Holy fuck dude. Did you even try? Lets revisit this sentence: "Now, they are still the same old shit as before, but now they are shit with a fancy ribbon, and are actually semi-gramatically." No need to be condescending prick just because I admitted to having a few drink tonight.

Eh, no, I actually did not try. If you can't see the blatant satire* in my post, then well, you sir, are retarded. And I am not being a condescending prick because you had a few drinks, I am being a condescending prick since your posts are shit when you're drunk, and you apparently think they are better then normal.

*Note: Not satire**

**Authors note: Felt the need to put this in here since some people are too retarded to notice what is serious and what is not

Maybe I just figured the spelling error in the title was made intentionally because of the title character limit. Maybe if you hadn't replied in such a manner that I find typical amongst the youth on this bbs, I might have picked up on the sarcasm. But I have lower expectations of these forums now-a-days than I used to when I first signed up. Sorry for not understanding your sense of humor, or whatever your intention of this topic was. Nothing more.

At 3/27/09 01:45 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 3/27/09 01:42 AM, NISMOelite wrote: Oh... I just figured it was a simple spelling error. Also, you never said semi-gramatically correct. You just said semi-gramatically.

I'm sorry, I do not find where I said only semi-gramatically. It seems to be nowhere in all these posts, would you mind pointing it out for me?

I am sorry, but as I have already mentioned, I just cannot find where the post is located. Would you be so kind to point it out for me, my eyes have grown weak with age. And I am sorry, but if this is a higher quality post then you normally shit out, then you must have some real shitty posts.

Holy fuck dude. Did you even try? Lets revisit this sentence: "Now, they are still the same old shit as before, but now they are shit with a fancy ribbon, and are actually semi-gramatically." No need to be condescending prick just because I admitted to having a few drink tonight.

At 3/27/09 01:25 AM, RacistBassist wrote: PompUous, not pompous. I made up pompous on the start, which is the act of being pompous. And don't get into the suffix bullshit with me, I really do not give a shit about whether or not the word ending goes with the definition. And semi-grammatically correct means that it looks acceptable to the eye, but any English teacher worth her (Yes, her, no such thing as male English teachers who aren't trying to help troubled youth in California) shit would have a field day with it. That meant it sounds right, but isn't right. And my BBS posting is only influenced when I do homework, I do not "talk" like this when I write my essay.

+1 drunk post

Ok, so posts qualities go down when drunk

Oh... I just figured it was a simple spelling error. Also, you never said semi-gramatically correct. You just said semi-gramatically. I would quote it again but I already quoted it. Try re-reading my post and re-reading your original post. If post quality goes down when drunk, you must be hammered.

+2

At 3/27/09 01:08 AM, RacistBassist wrote: essays*

My quality of posts tend to go up. Now, they are still the same old shit as before, but now they are shit with a fancy ribbon, and are actually semi-gramatically. The downside to this, of course, is that I come off as a pompuous (Not a real word, but whatever) asshole who is trying to one up all of you through just making his posts longer.

Oh well, it's working.

P

I should try posting drunk or high, and then see if mypost quality goes down (High) or up (Drunk)

I don't think you are trying to one up anybody. Mostly because pompous is a real word, but also semi-gramatically doesn't really mean anything by itself. Good thing you're not doing homework right now cause it would be some shotty work.

+1 drunk post

For some reason when lookin at that picture, alls that goes through my head is "Do a barrel roll..."

At 3/27/09 12:19 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Your grill? Or your parent's grill?

Propane or charcoal?

He doesn't approve of this sternman revival attempt...

Hah you're probably going to be fine. Usually teachers have hundreds of papers to grade and checkin for that every time would be a waste of time and money. Although, if your paper is out of the norm of what you usually write, they might go into some research. What high school do you go to if you don't mind me asking?

Well, you better get out of there. Sounds like your school is full of bad eggs.

Welcome to the year 2000...

At 3/26/09 08:21 PM, Biscuit-head wrote: You got busted with a 1 star warning level.

Hah, I know it!

But anyway, this is a terrible story.
Reasons being either:
A-It is fictional and you have very little imagination
or
B-You left out some critical, self incriminating details.

I think I'm going with A on this one...