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Your girlfriend and I seem to have quite a bit in common. I've sort of grown up with my love for dragons, coupled with someone who feels the same sentiment; I've even written little books about it. I think it's their bestial nature, scaled bodies, and insane wing span.

(P.S. I've always wondered what their junks look like.)

Bomb the Russians, like a boss.

At 8/14/10 01:50 PM, SovietAmerica wrote: You guys have any suggestions?

Buy something that would be useful in your every day life. What is it that you seem to need that you don't already have? Those bagels you have sitting in your pantry probably need a toaster to accompany them. You know, make it something that you're actually going to use.

Another point that people generally make when it comes to pleasing a woman is the atmosphere. If you want to "please her like she does you," you want to make sure she has nothing else on her mind other than the task at hand and you. Give her a massage before hand; foreplay is especially important to add to arousal. And don't dive directly for the vulva, kiss her and make it fun beforehand. She'll be absolutely begging to be touched then. (And more willing to let you explore her private areas.)

And in response to another poster, if a female smells like fish "down there" she obviously has an issue--such as a bacterial infection like bacterial vaginosis or possibly a yeast infection. (Or worse, an STD) The stigmas surrounding vagina's being "fishy" and the fun poked at them is incredibly annoying to read about.

At 7/18/09 11:23 PM, HellboundNinja wrote:

At 7/18/09 10:59 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Here.

Also: DON'T USE YOUR TEETH. I knew a guy once who wanted to do that. He never understood why I wouldn't let him near that area.

Not true.
I can use my teeth very well and have never had a complaint. Ive asked after wards for likes and dislikes and so far so good. But if your new to the whole eating pussy thing dont even try to use your teeth. I was with that girl about 7 months before i tried after years of working on my oral skills. Im not the best but I know I can get the job done almost every time.

I would think the feeling of teeth scraping a woman's clitoris would be incredibly painful... but if it's other skin such as the labia, maybe not so much. But to each her own if she did enjoy it.

At 7/18/09 11:15 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: Can i bring a camera over to your house and record it? :P (kidding)

Don't even think about burbing, farting, of vomiting during this! chicks hate when that happens and will probally never let you down there again! and no teeth as some had said!

I second this! That is a total arousal killer.

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote: I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

Her hooha is not a penis. Just because you lick it doesn't mean it feels good. Also this is not a pie eating contest at your local county fair; take your time. Precision, think of a uh-uh precision missiles. Focus on your target, get to know it. learn it, observe it-- then go for it. It's like you guys, you're down there bombing indiscriminately licking all over the place with no plan, no strategy. Also, when you're done, she should not feel like her rear end got dipped in a kiddie pool; when you come up for the kiss at the end, which she appreciates, please always do that, always wipe your mouth, okay always wipe it, back of your hand on her stomach, back of her leg even. Aside from all that, ask for feedback. See what feels good to her. Not all women are going to like the same things. And be gentle around the clitoris. Not all women like direct stimulation. (Some even find it painful.)

THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT! o_o

Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?
You scored as a Gay
Lesbian
65%
Gay
65%
Straight
60%
Bisexual
50%
ahahahaha This quiz is funny.

I can't quite answer for stress, but my age and testosterone and diet is perfectly normal. As of lately I never really feel hungry anymore except after 2 days..

I don't really mind that much since I don't pull a lot on my hair, but it's annoying when I shower and try to brush it, the thing winds up looking like a hedgehog.

lol You don't eat for two days at a time? What else did you expect? It could easily be chalked up to malnutrition. And a NORMAL diet is not always a HEALTHY diet. Start eating healthier--relax a little more; get back to us in a few weeks. Unless you're bald by then... then you're screwed...

What happens if it gets worse?!

At 7/29/08 12:27 AM, ofestion1 wrote: not horny, just slutty...and she seemed so innocent the way she would poke at my crotch to see if i was horny because the zipper does that weird bulge thing when i sit down...

This has to be a perfect example of what I'm referring to. "not horny, just slutty"

At 7/28/08 11:33 PM, mranarchy wrote: I love the fact that newgrounds is incredibly open when it comes to male masturbation and cock jokes, but when it comes to vaginas and girls it 'oh noes! silly thread asking personal questions-ont B so rood!!!'

I really think women would be more open about this type of stuff if there wasn't this double standard enforced by society and even girls themselves.

What about working at a slaughter house? Wouldn't that be a pretty horrific job? (Though I guess some people would get used to it. . . I couldn't do it)

That thing is huge! You have to wonder how many are in there.

Tomorrow's download day, right (for Firefox3)?

This is my kitty, Five-Piece, but I like to call her Chicken... or Nug.

If you want to restore all of your music, if the box that stated something like external hard drive... well, anyway, you plug it into your new computer, open the drive, and transfer all the music from there to your new computer. Here's more specific directions: http://www.zolved.com/synapse/view_conte nt/19075/How_to_transfer_music_from_your _iPod_to_iTunes_your_computer It's not that hard. This might work too if you're unable to access your old computer: http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/02/how-t o-get-music-off-your-ipod/

Check out my sexy desktop... Mmm... Bahamut

At 3/30/08 09:17 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: As far as themes are concerned, I'd like to seem some fairly general ones like greed or lust or death, something fairly easy to pick themes from.

That's silly. I think it's better to be specific. I'm not sure how many newgrounders can pop out a novel in 2-3 weeks with such a broad category. Being specific really narrows it down.

In response to the topic starter, I'm interested!

My tummy is cramping and I'm experiencing crazy mood swings. What's wrong with me?!

At 3/27/08 10:01 PM, Yamor wrote: I wonder if NG had to get rights to make that plush, or was penicorn never copyrighted.

I think stamper made the penicorn...

At 3/26/08 11:47 PM, ShortStackSutin wrote: Honey...do you even know what an abortion is like? It's not a quick little surgery. It's not like having a tooth pulled

I agree shortstacksutin... and I can't believe how many people are suggesting the "falcon punch" no matter how much satire is put into it. It's not funny. Just even suggesting that type of thing makes the majority of you disgusting.

I think it would make a great song. I can even imagine it in my head.

At 3/25/08 06:45 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: Ferrets smell awful. Cute pictures though.

As for the smell, I admit they can smell awful. But it's not them that smell awful, it's their waste and if you scoop it daily, wash their blankets and hammocks, and change their bedding in a timely manner, they smell relatively clean. There's also something you can use in their water that eliminates the odor, but it's expensive. (16-19 dollars per bottle.) It's called biodor ferret waste deodorizer.
But yes, they're real cute! And if you've never heard a ferret dooke and seen one bound, you've not known cuteness.

At 3/25/08 06:36 PM, SamRinny wrote: Noice, now shove them up your arse.
Pics or gtfo!

Pics of what? I included pics. You're crazy.

After a long day of purse phishing, stealing my wallet, playing inside a freaky tube, and taking a few dumps here and there, Natasha and Farooke are finally settling down. Does anybody else have a fuzzbutt? Or maybe you've been around a ferret before? They're awesome little critters, you know. They're very inquisitive, pretty fearless, and act sort of like a two-year old child. Or maybe a mix between and puppy and a kitten.
(You're welcome to photoshop them too.)

At 3/24/08 10:12 PM, blackchaos93 wrote:

At 3/24/08 10:10 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I've got to read out of a shitty war book, called All Quite on the Western Front, for history class.

I'm pretty sure it's not as bad as Ayn Rand.

Hey, I love Ayn Rand. I love her philosophy objectivism. She's a great author.

I have plenty, I think:
Artist - Song
Flutlicht-Icarus (Original Mix) http://youtube.com/watch?v=sT_-tNNF8Rc
Bass Hunter - Botten Anna
Culture Beat - Mr. Vain
Daft Punk - One More Time
Dj Alligator Project - Blow my Whistle B****
Dj Alligator - Fly High
The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix)
Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body (Extended Mix)
The Flashbulb - Passage d
Flutlicht - the fall (deep fall mix)
Front Line Assembly - The Blade (Technohead)
Front Line Assembly -Predator (Final Mix)
Funny - Sing a Song (This one's hard to find. It's from this album: AL RITMO DANCE 2000)
The Generator - Where are you now
I'd recommend Gunther & The Sunshine girls, but a lot of the tracks are nsfw.
Infected Mushroom - Deeply Disturbed
Infected Mushroom - I wish
Jam & Spoon feat.Shweta Nascimento - Vata
Jam & Spoon feat.Dolores O' Riordan - Mirror Lover
Kraftwerk - Elektro Kardiogramm
Lamb - Scratch Bass
Magic Affair - Fly Away
Orjan - Prison Break
Paul Oakenfold - Send me an Angel (Club Remix)
Prezioso ft. Marvin - Let's talk about a man
Prezioso ft. Marvin - Wonderful place
Toby Emerson - Phantoms
Vincent De Moor - Fly Away
VNV Nation - Chrome
VNV Nation - End of Days

These are all a list of my favorites. I think you'll enjoy them. Espcially Flutlicht!

At 3/24/08 11:42 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Was that real or animated?

I believe it was real... of course, I can't say for sure. lol