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How is there so much AIDS in Africa? Why don't they just stop having sex, jeez! If they ignore the smart advice of the rest of the world, they are just being stupid!

Ha, I've got them now.

I called the number for "Rachel" and got a MAN's voice. I started questioning him and he swore at me and hung up. He must've been scared to find someone who actually realized the truth. Sorry, "Rachel".

At 10/14/10 11:48 AM, cast wrote: This site offers tons of photos and information regarding the shooting at Columbine.

More conspiracy? You've got to be kidding.

At 10/13/10 10:18 PM, Salnax wrote: Here's Rachel Scott's family's number. It's 382-596-8277

Thank you! I'm going to call "her" tomorrow!

At 10/13/10 08:57 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote:
Here is one of the famlies numbers: 1-800-232-3324

That's a 1-800 number. I don't think that's one of the families. Are you sure?

If this is real, could someone give me the "families" phone numbers so I can ask them about the "massacre", or some other decent evidence?

At 10/12/10 08:13 PM, RobotTaco wrote: You are pretty bad at this trolling thing, pal.

Why do you suggest I am trolling?

And who are you to judge?

At 10/12/10 08:05 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

checkmate

Okay. Two guys in a crappy picture with guns. How do I know this isn't you and your buddy...?

At 10/12/10 08:05 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: dead people. photos. videos. need more?

Photos please?

I keep hearing about the "Colombine Massacre", but is there any proof that it isn't fake? It seems impossible for two crazy goths to murder 13 kids.

How about we just stop talking about it?

At 10/11/10 07:50 PM, Skwurll wrote: Oh look, someone who doesn't understand that other people might be worse off than himself.

LOL! I have considered suicide several times, but it is an idiotic option. Even if everyone hated me, there would still be the pursuit of science! Plus, killing yourself is scientifically unnatural. I do agree, however, that sucide is due to mental illness. This is the best answer I've seen yet.

Why the hell do people commit suicide? Don't they know about the people who love them, or are they just selfish assholes? I guess thier just so weak that they are crushed under the pressure that everybody deals with. Oh well, I guess it's helping the Earth with overpopulation.

A few days ago, I tried out for my High School play. Everyone clapped and the Judges apparantly loved it. Eight other people were there to try out. There were 42 parts in the play. In the next two days, more people would try out. Apparantly 33. After a agonizing wait, the results were posted online. Out of 42 peope I was not in. I recogonized all the other peoplek that had been at the day of tryouts I had been in, in cluding a crippled kid, with a bizarre voice. A cripple beat me! He rides around on a fucking wheeL CHAIR!!! A FUCKIGN WHEELCHAIR!!! I practiced for a frekcing three weeks and i got beaten out by two emos and a fucking cripple?L:1! Is that how bad I am? Is that fucking it am i fukcing worthless you stupid godddamn piece of shit you want me to fjukcing kill myself is that what you fukcing want fine goddamn it fine nefine fine fine fine FUCK YOU Ms. Smith. FUCK YOU Mr. Kovach. FUCK YOU

I need some help. Are there any online versions of the Mario CYOAs?

How is this a question? A popular scientific theory states that you can travel forward in time-but not backwards.

what do you think. its so fun i played it all night and then i had to go to school.

Here's a solution:

1. Fuck your religions.

It's thanks to your stories that the world is at war. All of the worst wars in history are thanks to religion. All because of a story you can't prove!!!

How about we build Peace Center that has no religion. I think that would be pretty fair...

And about the Japanese thing, the Japanese are interesting, smart, and probably now the most peaceful people on earth, so don't even bring that up.

(And no, I'M NOT JAPANESE!!!)

What is your opinion on Fan Fictions? I think they can be decent, as long as they don't seem like a cheap sequel to the thing in question. What about you?

At 6/19/10 10:21 PM, king-mario121 wrote: i think they should get you some or about 8 gay porn magz cause thats what u sound like to me :P

Is there a way to tell am I gay? I am scared of bugs. I carry a bag around. I like japanese stuff. I like taffy. I REALLY LIKE TAFFY. I like writing Mario Fan Fiction.

I am the Enigmatic Man!

I cut my nails with my fingernails. I still pick my nose. I often have dreams of screaming noises. I'm so engimatic.

BOWS.

Nobody noes what to buy me for Christmas! I love my pets, but I often push them on couches! I am the engimatic man! Discuss my enigmaticism!

At 6/11/10 11:47 PM, chiefindomer wrote:

Let me guess, you poured boiling water on it?

NO! I tried to ride on him like my horsey

At 6/11/10 11:47 PM, chiefindomer wrote: You shoulda got a dog, they respond better to being abused. I suggest getting a rottweiler or a pit bull.

I don't like dogs. One bit me for no reason.

At 6/11/10 11:24 PM, hashpimp101 wrote: LOL

LOL, that is pretty funny. But I'm still worried about my cat.

Is there something wrong with my cat? I was playing with him, and I happened to notice he did not like boiling water. Does he need to be trained?

Are all people from Germany...brutish? I've had two exchange students from Germany, and they are both violent-minded and brutish. Is this natural?

Then your a dirty Mayan. So there.

In my gym class, there is a girl who insults and just about ruins my day every day. She also has her friends help her, and if the teacher comes over, they say I am doing things to the girl. Every day, I hate her a little bit more, and now I am at the point where I would like to kill her. I probably wouldn't in real life, but every day, I make up a different little plot to kill her, for fun. Every time I see her face, and have to keep from screaming in anger. Am I deranged?

At 5/14/10 12:08 AM, PsychoticPsycho wrote:

Oh yes, the ultimate insult! "You're obviously 12..." Just beacause I'm short doesn't mean I'm young! I suppose it doesn't matter, beacause I don't remember it happening anyway. Everyone says they remember that day, but they lie. They do it just to sound special. I'm honest. A little.

Dude you're the kid named nintendoobsessed and you spell because as "beacause".

1 Troll down, 158917017690173210937106000 to go.

Well, if you want to be exact about a single word, you should have put a comma between Dude and you're.

Oh no. You made a small mistake. Looks like your 11.