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At 9/1/11 04:19 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
Most websites that you buy/rent games from allow you to track your game.

Not Ebay.

At 9/1/11 04:18 PM, Squidbit wrote: Did you order it from somewhere reliable?

Canada. I regret everything.

YOU KNOW THE TRUE ANSWER

ponies

Please help me stave off the boredom, I really need that video game. Fucking postal service.

At 8/26/11 01:25 PM, Addict wrote: and how do i look like a hipster goth? i just took this picture for further examination.

Ha ha, holy shit
I'm sure we can all learn about what the best entertainment is from a stud like you.

Do they stick their hand in the toliet? What the christ.

Fuck you people who promote the Holocaust, it was not fucking real. This was all made up to promotte the Allies against Germany. You'd think there would be something against Japan too...OH WAIT THERE IS, the RAPE OF NANKING, WHICH ISN'T FUCKING REAL. This is all fake there is no goddamn proof! The truth is out now, assholes. What now?

At 7/4/11 04:27 PM, sweet21 wrote: What internet browser are you using? You may have accidentally toggled something.

Internet Explorer

At 7/4/11 04:25 PM, AsianOverlord wrote: Whaddaya mean? Does the thumbnail not show, or otherwise?

It's just a box with a red x in the middle.

At 7/4/11 04:23 PM, LucasJC wrote: OMG WERE AWL GUNNA DAI

Get a new computer :P

Alright, get me $800.

Why won't .jpg images show on my computer? I have looked for help through google, and none of the sites I have tried helped. Please help me.

Any other subjects i should rap on,
so cool like a bon-bon?

Hey ya'll check out my rap,
if you read it you'll feel like a sap.

My hardcore throwdown is so cool,
from jealosey it's gonna make ya drool.

English is the science of languige,
learn yo rules or you'll end up with the brain of a sandwich.

Math is the proprties of numbers,
not learning them would be a huge bummer.

Science is the law of rules,
the power of which, makes this world cool.

Social Studies is the task of history,
making the round world ripe with missery.

Foriegn Language is the learning of others,
learning the rules of cool for another.

Art and music is the cream on the filling,
filling yo mind with mental shilings.

P.E. is the class of the body,
making sure you aren't just talk and bawdey.

About ten days ago, my only friend suddenly told me that he was a furry. Simply knowing that anyone was a furry was bad enough, but my only friend? I decided that I could handle this, as long as I didn't think about it. I was wrong. Over the next few days, he continued to make jokes and spout phrases to remind me of his sexual preference.

Then, three days ago, I asked him to please stop talking about it. He got angry, and said that I obviously didn't believe him. I told him that wasn't the case, but he stormed out of the room angry. The next day, I found a blank piece of paper on my desk in my chemistry class, with my pal sitting nearby looking smug. Flipping over the paper was maybe the worst mistake of my life. On the other side, in hideous detail was a drawing of reindeer gay porn - specificially the character Chopper from One Piece. I practically gagged, and threw it away as quick as I could. The rest of that and the next, he's been announcing how he he is defintelely a furry, and making bizarre jokes that I assume only those in the furry business would understand. I've been silent and trying to ignore him.

What should I do? I don't think he's ever going to stop. Apparantly he thinks that I'm interested, and he wants to know if I have any drawing requests. What. The. Fuck. Please give me some help.

At 3/20/11 06:48 PM, Death wrote: helps them turn the pages.

People have trouble turning pages? I guess I must have super fingers then, I never lick my fingers and I read all the time.

...when they're reading books? I see people do this all the time at the library, and it's really gross.

Okay, my friend thought of this, first you look at my post, and you think of the first thing you, think of. Then the person below you reads your post, and then he posts the second thing he thinks of, and then the next person after that thinks of the third thing he thinks of after seeing the post above his, and so on have fun

todays pokemon is number 2!

ruasyvi

Once a day I will post a Pokemons name backwards. I will be going in national order, so first:

rausablub

At 2/16/11 03:51 PM, Ericho wrote: Are you in a fat camp or something or are your parents forcing you to do this or is it part of gym? I am sure that if you simply can not stop it, then you might get used to it. I remember how strenuous it was when I first tried to ride a bike

LOL, riding a bikes easy. Running sucks. I could ride a bike for two hours a day.

At 2/16/11 03:12 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I was told for 13 weeks that pain is just weakness leaving the body. And you know what? They were right.

They were wrong. I ran for an entire summer a mile each week, and you know what happened? I GAINED weight.

I can't stand it when people ask why I don't like excersizing. I'm forced to go every day to a YMCA for an hour, and there's nothing to do. I sit and hurt myself for an hour, and people seriously need to ask? IT HURTS. IT HURTS SO MUCH I SOMETIMES WANT TO CRY. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!? It's not like I'm fat! I'm only 210 pounds. Jesus fucking christ. Is everyone I know a superhuman?

The worst day of my life was when my parents told me Santa wasn't real. I cried nearly all night. My life was ruined. But they still expect me to believe in Jeusus!!! what kind of crap is this???

What's the best Final Fantasy? From what I've heard, the Top 3 are:

FF 6
FF 7
FF 9

My favorites are:

1. FF 10
2. FF 6
3. FF 4

I haven't played 7 or 9, though.

1. I love getting revenge on people. Some of my feuds have lasted for years.

2. Whenever girls piss me off, I usually bump into them in the hallway, or stare at them with this horrible face when they're not looking.

3. I have almost no friends.

4. I have a obsession with science, and tell people that it is my greatest love in life when they say I am a boring person.

5. I don't trust anybody anymore.

6. I love to observe peoples reactions to things, whether happy or angry. Sometimes I cause things to happen that make the people I observe happy or angry on purpose.

I always read or hear in books or movies that after getting revenge, the character doesn't feel happy. What the heck are they talking about? I always make sure to get revenge on the cretins who wrong me, and I feel great afterwards!

Are they the only good people? It seems like most religious people are only good because God tells them to, but Athiests and Agnostics have a true moral sense, since they don't really believe in God.

Hmm...

At 11/6/10 12:45 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: you idiots, stop feeding the troll.

and also, if he isn't trolling and is just legitimately stupid, why reply?

...And you're calling people "idiots". You're the troll.

At 11/5/10 04:17 PM, Ericho wrote: yes, it is fake

Finally, someone agrees with me! Sheesh...

At 11/4/10 04:47 PM, Bryan wrote: Rachel Scott is dead.

...So it's not her phone number, is it?