Posts by Nintendoobsessed

274 Forum Posts by "Nintendoobsessed"

Question about furries Posted January 30th, 2012 in General

Do they like, I don't want to sound bad, but do they actually feel love? Like, do they just like their weird hobby, or do they actually feel for each other? Just wondering...

Response to: Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 29th, 2012 in General

At 1/29/12 01:50 AM, II2none wrote:

Your still an idiot, they're main problem is having the necessities to survive, aids don't have a cure.

Whoa, look at the big man, avoiding the issue like a pro. "Dur, uh, well you're still an idoit!!!!!"

Awesome argument, "dude". Keep trucking.

Response to: Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 29th, 2012 in General

At 1/26/12 07:37 AM, Makakaov wrote:

How about you grow up and try to not have sex when opportunity arises.

Wow, and i just noticed this post. I happen to be 18, and I've had the opportunity to have sex once. I declined, because I'm not an animal. Are you?

Response to: Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 29th, 2012 in General

At 1/29/12 01:32 AM, II2none wrote:
Stop sucking Nintendo's dick and educate yourself. You think AIDS are exclusive to Africa? This is just.....WOW.

I know it's outside of america einstein. That's why I specified Africa. If you could read, you could tell. Oh well, maybe someday you'll graduate middle school.

Response to: Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 29th, 2012 in General

At 1/26/12 09:30 PM, beardkiller wrote: Shut up about africa and go there or donate sheesh

Okay, there were too many posts to read, so I just jumped to the last one. I want to say "Why would I go to Africa?", but you'd probably figure that anyway.

Response to: Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 25th, 2012 in General

At 1/25/12 07:59 PM, SKHM wrote: i often wonder the same thing

obviously those with aids shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and pass that horrible disease to their offspring

the first thing we should do is chemically castrate those with aids

it's cheap and effective and something i could get my dollars behind

we should also focus on sending more christian missionaries to africa

Why Christian missionaries? This is a sex issue. Besides, don't the catholic ones support sex or whatever?

Why Do We Fight Against Aids? Posted January 25th, 2012 in General

I mean, in Africa. Can't we just tell them to stop having sex? It's their fault if they won't stop bonking each other. I mean, come on. Do they really not know what they're doing? It's a waste of money for america.

Problems with Transformice Posted December 30th, 2011 in General

I was playing it just yesterday, and now it won't let me login, saying that my game version is incorrect. What the hell is going on?

Response to: How old are you supposed to be... Posted December 18th, 2011 in General

At 12/18/11 09:14 PM, Xyresic wrote: I can't tell if I'm supposed to take this thread seriously or not...
It's not like your universal worth will be judged on when you first had sex.

and if it is... fuck.
literally

Two of my three best friends just told me they've had sex...

Response to: How old are you supposed to be... Posted December 18th, 2011 in General

At 12/18/11 09:07 PM, Cootie wrote: Well, it would be best if you were old enough to raise a kid just in case something happens. But nobody does that, so you should just wait until you are ready and you feel as though you are emotionally mature enough to handle such a thing.

I feel like I'm ready, but no girls want to date me. What now?

How old are you supposed to be... Posted December 18th, 2011 in General

When you have sex? I'm seventeen, and I've had one girlfriend my whole life, which lasted a few weeks. When am I supposed to have sex?

Omegle: Hilarious Chats Posted December 11th, 2011 in General

I'm going to share some hilarious chats I've had, messing with people on Omegle. Feel free to share your own. I will add more later.

WARNING: Features swearing and some sexual content

The Pedophile

Overview: I trick a guy into revealing himself as a pedophile. Used Cleverbot for some of my responses.

You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I am 29 M U?
You: 13
Stranger: M/F?
You: Then.
Stranger: are you F?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: I already told you.
Stranger: not yet
You: Yes. I did.
Stranger: when?
You: Just now.
Stranger: name?
You: I want to know your name.
Stranger: buddy
Stranger: U?
You: Ily.
Stranger: do you like personal questions?
You: Yes I do
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: No.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: when did you do it for the first time?
You: I've only been awake for 5 hours.
Stranger: did you just have sex?
You: Yes.
with your boyfriend?
You: No.
Stranger: who?
You: Jasmine.
Stranger: are you lesbian?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is it nice to have a sex with a girl?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how did you do it?
You: How did I do what?
Stranger: sex with a girl
Stranger: fisting?
You: Yes! I love existing, it's my favorite passtime.
Stranger: don't you like a dick?
You: Of course I do, and so I though it wouldn't be fair to have a favorite song.
You: Do you want to meet somewhere?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: If you want
You: Is after school okay?
Stranger: where?
You: What will we do?
Stranger: anything you want
You: Can we have sex?
Stranger: how
You: vaginal?
Stranger: okay

Response to: Christina the Astonishing Posted October 14th, 2011 in General

At 10/14/11 05:24 PM, roderickii wrote:

Animal planet has an entire series dedicated to big foot so someone out there must think it's real.

It's not whether someone thinks its real, its whether EVERYONE said it was real.

Response to: Christina the Astonishing Posted October 14th, 2011 in General

Anyone else know anything about this?

Response to: Christina the Astonishing Posted October 13th, 2011 in General

At 10/13/11 09:03 PM, Hybridization wrote: You know what else they ALL said was true?

Bigfoot.

And that was more recent.

There are lots of reports saying that was not true. Did you do any research at all, or are you just a complete retard?

Christina the Astonishing Posted October 13th, 2011 in General

Has anyone heard about this person? Apparantly, she could fly and could survive being burned alive back in 1044. All reports of her claim that she could really do these things. Unlike any other historical figure I've heard about, ALL REPORTS, including from an entire city saw her doing these things. WTF

Response to: I wrote a story Posted September 20th, 2011 in Writing

go eat poop, you jerks.

STOKAL
based on a true life story

Part 2
By Nintendoobsessed

The bus drove off. I watched as it drove away, leaving me here. That teacher is waiting for me in there. I walked in the other door. I went across the gym. And there she was, looking out the door. I snuck by, put off my stuff, and hid in the bathroom. When I was sure she was gone, (it was 11:37) I walked to my classroom. Mr. Stevens barked at me. That recess, I went to the library, and grabbed The people of Sparks, which is a pleasent book I may add. As I was leaving, Ms. Ball came in! Ms. Ball nearly grabbed me, but tripped over the chair. I escaped and went to the office. I ran out the other way, and out the door. And...there were those kids! They saw me, and they ran at me! They threw thier backpacks at me! I ducked! They were just about to kill me when...Betty jumped out the window and killed them! She said Jonah was making a rude joke about her so she jumped out the window! Her eyes started glowing red! She was a computer! Oh crap! I ran to the forest and hid behind a tree. Betty jumped far into the forest, expecting I was still running. I ran, but Betty grabbed me and threw me into the lake.

James sighed. Mr. Stevens was howling about how I was missing. James left to go to the bathroom. James layed against the tiles, bored. BAM! A giant claw smashed out of the toliet, reaching for James. He jumped out of the way as it smashed the tiles. Then, a vapor lazer blocked the bathroom exit. Outside, James could hear marching. Outside, More then 70 kids were marching down the hallway. The claw grabbed James, and was pulling him back to the toliet. James struggled to get out out, but now it was impossible.

I got up weakly, Betty was coming back! She smashed into the water. Right before I heard: ACTIVAEING SUBMARINE MODE. All Soon, the waster was cold.

To be continued...

I wrote a story Posted September 19th, 2011 in Writing

I worked hard on it please enjoy more to come.

STOKAL
based on a true life story

Part 1
By Nintendoobsessed

It was a normal recess, boring. That was, until this single line of kids came walking towards me. Thay were in age order and came up to me. Something was wrong. They looked like they were crontrolled by something. Um, hi. I said. The front girl stared at me. None of them said anything. I walked away, as I watched them from a distance. They just continued walking. Later that day, I talked with James, a sometimes friend, sometimes jerk. He didnt belive me though. At second recces, I stayed inside and went to the office. I was going to ask if they had seen anybody like that in thier files. Mrs. Ball told me to sit down. She then dissapeard in a office room. It was a long time before she returned. Finally, she came out. She grabbed me pulled me into the office, and tied me to a chair. You know too much., said Mrs. Ball glaring. She left the room. I struggled but I couldent get out of the chair. Though, I did manage to fall over. The floor was extremly cold. I got back up, and using extreme pressure, I smashed the chair apart. I would have to explore the office to find out what was going on. I opend a door. No one was there. I snuck in, and grabbed a random computer disk. I had to fid out was was going on. I walked out into the main office area. No one was there. I escaped out of the office, to the buses. There were a small number of kids on the bus. As the bus drove away, I could see a figure out on the playground. It was a kid. When I got home, I ran to my room, took out the disc, locked the door, and inserted the disk( after turning the computer on). A image of a room appeard. A small chair, and a ruby sat on the chair. A terryfing face appeard. UNKnown figure it said. Report to MCP immediatly! What? I said getting scared. Connecting to Mother base it said. That was the school! I quickly turned off the computer.

To be continued...

Response to: My package is five days late Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

At 9/3/11 09:14 AM, Asandir wrote:
What does becoming a christian got to do with the arrival of the package?

Are you stupid or something? I prayed to Jesus that it would arrive, and it did. I hadn't realized it before, Jesus is real, and he answered my prayers.