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At 10/13/13 10:46 PM, GACBassPlayer wrote: There is a catch, though. If a chick is so plastered that she is having sex with you when she wouldn't otherwise, she's too drunk to be a good lay.

I don't think I would get a lay anyway so the quality doesn't really matter to me.

At 10/13/13 08:13 PM, JRob wrote:

Be careful not to get yourself fucked.

Could it still be rape if we're both drunk?

At 10/13/13 06:34 PM, DigitalStrip wrote: Why don't you try meeting a girl regularly??

I do, they just aren't interested in me. I guess I don't blame them: I'm kind of boring (as you can tell by my post) and I'm probably ugly (I'm not a good judge of that sort of thing).

At this point I am desperate to lose my virginity. My current idea is that if I keep finding ways to get to drinking parties I will eventually be at the right time and place where me and a girl are drunk and we have sex.

So:

Can it be confirmed that being drunk greatly increases the chance for sex?

And if so:

When I am drunk at a party how I can help these chances further?

STOKAL
based on a true life story

Part 2
By Nintendoobsessed

The bus drove off. I watched as it drove away, leaving me here. That teacher is waiting for me in there. I walked in the other door. I went across the gym. And there she was, looking out the door. I snuck by, put off my stuff, and hid in the bathroom. When I was sure she was gone, (it was 11:37) I walked to my classroom. Mr. Stevens barked at me. That recess, I went to the library, and grabbed The people of Sparks, which is a pleasent book I may add. As I was leaving, Ms. Ball came in! Ms. Ball nearly grabbed me, but tripped over the chair. I escaped and went to the office. I ran out the other way, and out the door. And...there were those kids! They saw me, and they ran at me! They threw thier backpacks at me! I ducked! They were just about to kill me when...Betty jumped out the window and killed them! She said Jonah was making a rude joke about her so she jumped out the window! Her eyes started glowing red! She was a computer! Oh crap! I ran to the forest and hid behind a tree. Betty jumped far into the forest, expecting I was still running. I ran, but Betty grabbed me and threw me into the lake.

James sighed. Mr. Stevens was howling about how I was missing. James left to go to the bathroom. James layed against the tiles, bored. BAM! A giant claw smashed out of the toliet, reaching for James. He jumped out of the way as it smashed the tiles. Then, a vapor lazer blocked the bathroom exit. Outside, James could hear marching. Outside, More then 70 kids were marching down the hallway. The claw grabbed James, and was pulling him back to the toliet. James struggled to get out out, but now it was impossible.

I got up weakly, Betty was coming back! She smashed into the water. Right before I heard: ACTIVAEING SUBMARINE MODE. All Soon, the waster was cold.

To be continued...

Hi I wrote a story its in a lot of parts. I hope you guys like it.

STOKAL
based on a true life story

Part 1
By Nintendoobsessed

It was a normal recess, boring. That was, until this single line of kids came walking towards me. Thay were in age order and came up to me. Something was wrong. They looked like they were crontrolled by something. Um, hi. I said. The front girl stared at me. None of them said anything. I walked away, as I watched them from a distance. They just continued walking. Later that day, I talked with James, a sometimes friend, sometimes jerk. He didnt belive me though. At second recces, I stayed inside and went to the office. I was going to ask if they had seen anybody like that in thier files. Mrs. Ball told me to sit down. She then dissapeard in a office room. It was a long time before she returned. Finally, she came out. She grabbed me pulled me into the office, and tied me to a chair. You know too much., said Mrs. Ball glaring. She left the room. I struggled but I couldent get out of the chair. Though, I did manage to fall over. The floor was extremly cold. I got back up, and using extreme pressure, I smashed the chair apart. I would have to explore the office to find out what was going on. I opend a door. No one was there. I snuck in, and grabbed a random computer disk. I had to fid out was was going on. I walked out into the main office area. No one was there. I escaped out of the office, to the buses. There were a small number of kids on the bus. As the bus drove away, I could see a figure out on the playground. It was a kid. When I got home, I ran to my room, took out the disc, locked the door, and inserted the disk( after turning the computer on). A image of a room appeard. A small chair, and a ruby sat on the chair. A terryfing face appeard. UNKnown figure it said. Report to MCP immediatly! What? I said getting scared. Connecting to Mother base it said. That was the school! I quickly turned off the computer.

To be continued...

At 10/10/13 07:43 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

:some crap

That isn't the Bible.

How does it work? I am a nerdy guy so when I'm talking to girls (or anyone) we need to have some kind of similar interest to continue our conversation without someone getting bored. What do jock guys talk to girls about? They mostly care about sports and weightlifting- the girls obviously don't.

I'm just curious...most jock guys are extremely shallow. I'm not saying all are, and if you are a jock guy and you aren't, I'm sorry- I'll rephrase the question to what do shallow jock guys talk to girls about?

At 9/30/13 10:13 PM, Kajenx wrote: Don't beat yourself up, sex is actually pretty boring.

Yeah, that must be why all my friends talk about it all the time and then give me pitying glances when I have nothing to add to the conversation.

This is the closest I've ever come to having any kind of a romantic relationship since seventh grade, so I'm not sure when I'll be getting another chance. I thank you all for the advice, regardless.

At 9/30/13 06:21 PM, Entice wrote: I think some girls are turned on by men that go for it without being explicitly told
except when it's rape

This is going to be the hard part. I'm afraid of looking like a rapist...

At 9/30/13 05:31 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: If you have to ask that then you are way too young for this site.

Yep, I'm only eighteen.

And yeah, I should probably be really embarrassed about being eighteen and a virgin, but I'm not.

Okay, if this ever happens again, what should I do? Should I ask her about going back to her dorm, or should approach her in some kind of way...?

I was having a wonderful talk with a girl after attending a club. We talked for three hours straight, and when we were outside, and everyone was gone, she gave me this weird look. She was staring at me, extremely intensely. I didn’t know what to think. She started looking at me, up-and-down, and then staring back into my eyes. I broke eye contact, and she said it was cold and that we’d both better get back to our dorms.

Um...I have no experience with relationships. Did I almost have sex?

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS MY 200TH POST!!!

At 7/25/13 10:26 PM, Gagsy wrote: To get moisture on their fingers to help them turn the pages quicker.

...It would be quicker not to.

When turning book pages? It's really gross.

At 7/6/13 03:26 PM, tox wrote: if you didn't.. would that not make you you dumb enought that you should just kill your self?

Dont be like that, I really needed it. Are you a lady?

At 7/6/13 03:15 PM, Boomstick wrote: Pro-Life m8

I understand your bible stuff but I can't have a baby, I have a life. Is it possible to force Stacey to put the baby in a orphanage?

At 7/6/13 03:11 PM, Sielumetsien wrote: Cool Story.

Thank you for the response but I need advice please.

I want her to abortion, but she won't. What do I do? Can I go to the police? I dont have enough money for a lawyer.

At 6/23/13 02:51 AM, Xenomit wrote: You have to suck about 100 cocks before it goes away entirely

Rubbing the cum all over your face really speeds up the process

Could I use my own cum?

I'm really getting sick of it.

Please respond :(

At 4/20/13 06:50 PM, hecticjon wrote: have you tried unplugging and replugging the tindeck servers

How do I do this!?

I've been trying to listen to help on Tindeck, but each song is taking ~3 minutes to start playing! I tried it on a laptop, and it was basically instant!! Please, help! I tried downloading, and the song works, but that also takes about a minute, and I have to click on a bunch of things...

I know its not my computer! Youtube is perfectly okay! Please help.

So when I wear head phones for more than 30 minutes, the outside of my ears start to ache. If I take the head phones off, the ache goes away immediately.

Will the ache eventually go away if I just keep wearing the head phones? Will I get used to them?

At 2/28/13 08:13 PM, STEM wrote:

At 2/28/13 08:10 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: Also, it's not the Security Code I need, but the SECURE CODE.

your first post said "security code" so it's hard to know what you're saying now! Trying to buy minecraft now, it's asking me for a security code which is pretty standard for any site you use a credit card with.

Your best option at the moment would be to go to a store like CVS, Walmart, etc and buy a pre-paid debit card with cash, or to get one of the fancy minecraft gift cards in-store
https://minecraft.net/prepaid

Well, the nearest Walmart is 45 minutes away.

So I can't go for two days.

And I told my friend I'd be on Minecraft tomorow.

Summary: Fuck you Notch.

At 2/28/13 08:06 PM, STEM wrote: american express - on the front, 4 digits
everything else (visa, etc) - 3 digit on the back
parent not knowing how to use her own credit card - lolling from here to right over there

Okay, technically there are 7 on the back: 4 numbers, a space, then 3.

Also, it's not the Security Code I need, but the SECURE CODE. I looked on the official Secure Code website, and it's something completely different.

Also, when I try to get the code reset, it's not accepting my credit card information for some reason. Everything is accurate, I checked it with my mom...

At 2/28/13 08:06 PM, STEM wrote: american express - on the front, 4 digits
everything else (visa, etc) - 3 digit on the back
parent not knowing how to use her own credit card - lolling from here to right over there

Okay, technically there are 7 on the back: 4 numbers, a space, then 3.

Also, it's not the Security Code I need, but the SECURE CODE. I looked on the official Secure Code website, and it's something completely different.

Also, when I try to get the code reset, it's not accepting my credit card information for some reason. Everything is accurate, I checked it with my mom...

At 2/28/13 07:44 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: The security code IS the 3 numbers on the back....

You must be retarded if you don't understand how to use a credit card online.

Honestly.

I used those numbers twice, and that was when I was kicked out.