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Topic: Post a pic of your weapon!

Posted: 05/15/09 10:14 PM

Forum: General

AIDS!!!


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Topic: Post a pic of your weapon!

Posted: 05/15/09 10:11 PM

Forum: General

haha

Post a pic of your weapon!


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Topic: worst place to have a zit?

Posted: 05/15/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

At 5/15/09 12:35 PM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote: On your man tube. Dudes have gotten Zits there and boy it sucks.

I believe those are called herpes lololol


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Topic: The Worst Place to Masturbate?

Posted: 05/11/09 06:24 AM

Forum: General

On your buddy's couch while he and his girlfriend sleep in the next room. Use one of her hello kitty socks to clean up.


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Topic: pride and prejudice and zombies

Posted: 05/10/09 09:30 AM

Forum: General

I once came to highschool with "evil zombies" written on piece of tape, taped to my chest. The next day, one of my friends came with "evil dead guys" written on a piece of tape, taped to his chest. Next thing I know, I got 45 people in the "evil zombie" gang, fighting against "the evil dead guy" gang hahahah


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Topic: I'm an Addict

Posted: 05/03/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

I've been to detox 2 times, 3 treatment centers. Penguin Publishing still wants a piece. So unless your worried about ending up like Mr. Tompson. keep it up!.

I write, I do drugs and drink. I love to write when I am drunk, just the way it works for me. Show me a successful writing that doesn't do some kind of drug, and I will show you a lair.


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Topic: I'm an Addict

Posted: 05/03/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

well, I'm an addict, and I write for a living! I just made the choice that I would do my work, go to interviews, and still drink and do drugs!


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Topic: Best Vietnam Era song.

Posted: 05/03/09 07:07 PM

Forum: General

The Ride of the Valkyries


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Topic: Swine flu in my area...

Posted: 05/03/09 07:03 PM

Forum: General

Again, nothing to worry about. If you already have ailing health, then it might do something, where as humans have yet to have to deal with this particular thread of virus.

But a healthy human body can deal with this shit like any other flu.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:58 PM

Forum: General

lol it is "kinda hard" to get hand guns. If you want a hunting rifle, no problem!

If you want a pistol, got to know the right people.


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Topic: Swine flu in my area...

Posted: 05/03/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

really, it's nothing to worry about!! it's like the common flu.

If you have some disease that weakens your immune system, them maybe you do.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:51 PM

Forum: General

wow way to spam for a post. try making some sence


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Topic: Swine flu in my area...

Posted: 05/03/09 06:49 PM

Forum: General

More fear mongering, I cough it I guess, had it for 2 days, had a fever, got rid of it. Simple as that.

It's really nothing to worry about. The news has to have something for people to afraid of, that way more people watch!.

The only reason why it killed people, is because they where fucked up already. 4 people who cough it had Hep C. The others were babies and old people.

Just another flu. And jesus, if your going to make fun of me, there is no reason. My immune system was strong enough to pwn it lol.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:44 PM

Forum: General

haha it was great! Blew the bear into the lake, then had to cut the tree down to get the cubs.

Sad, but if bears come into the community, they have to be killed, or they will keep coming back.


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Topic: Men are beautiful too!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

Look at this sexist disgrace. Just look at it. Only including women in a beauty pageant? Disgusting!
I say we hold a beauty pageant for MEN! Because men can be just as beautiful as women. End the sexism. Gender equality for EVERYONE!

Agreed, there is too much emphasis on women, glorifying them, making us look like dogs to slobber all over them.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

lol fool, you done yet? back to the point of the thread already.

I had some sled dogs, when I was up north. My prize dog Doobie, treed a bear, hear all this barking. When out side, saw a bear up in a tree.

Took him out with this

Guns!


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:23 PM

Forum: General

yep, point proven, guns are cool man, nothing like blowing the neck out of a moose or bear with a 3-08.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:14 PM

Forum: General

At 5/3/09 06:06 PM, igott wrote: The OP is kinda, no, VERY stupid.

Instead of using the search bar, he just assumes it is the first time Guns have been mentioned on the BBS. Wrong.

Secondly, he just posted this shit on General because it was the first one he saw while there is a Clubs and Crews forum here.

Thirdly, the TL;DR of this is Ninja-Salad bitching about how guns need to be banned and how the OP decides to post guns on here while no one cares at all and the one that do care are either Newfags or Complete Idiots.

OP, stop posting.

Amirite?

This is true! our military blows! But at least 3 people didn't bring out country to our knees.

Because of our banking system, we didn't allow 3 people to fuck the entire economy up now did we? You guys are so dumb that you let these 3 people fuck up the whole country. Very smart. And as far as invasions are concerned, China owns america anyway. Take a look at who owns the majority of your dept or money. Fools. eather way you fail.

YOu guys think were your ally because we share borders, but we have more in common with China. Who would woop the fuck out of your war weary country in a second. bitch. 4 billion people what? vs. 1 billion what? bitch hahaha fuck off noob. you fail


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Topic: DP. harmless acronym or...

Posted: 05/03/09 06:05 PM

Forum: General

haha when I hear that, it means I am getting a "double payment" for my books/ writing.

If I am in the mood haha it means watching some girl have two cocks up her ass.


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Topic: He's...everywhere .

Posted: 05/03/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

lol it's like herpes! No matter where I go, I always check my newgrounds lololol


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

don't get me wrong ether, I love you guys, I love Americans, you guys are awesome. I just don't like the guns laws. Simple as that!

I got a friend from cali staying with me, he's fucking awesome! We go surfing and smoke tonnes of dope.

Very fun!

I just don't like people who think they need to live in fear with loads of guns, JUST in case, your crazy neighbor next door decides he's going to take his loads of guns next door and kill you.'

what do your think the guy next door is thinking?

Shit man, he has lots of guns... maybe I should get some too... just in case...


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 05:51 PM

Forum: General

I get it.

Some one breaks into your house, he has a knife! What do you do? run like a pussy.

*now a days*

Shit!!! some one breaks into my house!!! he has a gun!!!

Why does he have a gun??? BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY MAKES THEM!!!!

you know what happened the last time some one broke into my house? I hear them coming through the window, waited till they came around the corner, then smoked them in the face with a chair.

Why did I win? a BECAUSE HE HAD NO GUN. why did he not have a gun? BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY DOESN'T HAND THEM OUT. Simple. There is nothing you can say that makes it right,

The fact that you insult where I am from proves your ignorance, and places you where you should be, amongst all the other dumb fucking people, who will eventually end up dead from a gunshot wound in his home/ street/ some dumb war.

muhahaha enjoy your life hick.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

seriously though. Shit, some one might break into my house! <---- fear.

So I will buy a gun!

Shit!! some one might shoot me!! <----- fear.

So I will buy a huge gun!!!

SHIT!!! lots of people have guns!!! <---- fear.

I better buy loads of guns to kill all those people who are afraid of getting shot!

Logic at work.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 05:27 PM

Forum: General

haha that's such bull shit man! Your afraid of being shot too, no one is not. Our solution to not being shot, is to not have guns!

YOUR solution to not being shot, is to buy a gun yourself, how fucking dumb is that. I pray you try not to argue that haha. If you try to come up with a defense, your dumb. And I will not reply, because I would rather have a conversation with a brick wall.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 05:23 PM

Forum: General

At 5/3/09 05:19 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:
Life noobs.
You've summed up the entire thread.

Kudos to you.

Thank you. I mean, the second leading cause of death in north America, (not including disease) are guns. Cars are the first. No fucking person can defend this fact. Try me.

Of course this statistic rules out Canada, the baby that got the most blood flow in north America's birth.


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Topic: Guns!

Posted: 05/03/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

Guns are for the afraid.

Fucking Americans are polluting north America with guns. They sold some insane amount of Kalashnikovs (ak 47's) to the middle east, now all your people are dieing from them hahahaha. owned.

As I said, guns are for those who are so weak, they need an object to blast lead into flesh, enough said.

Life noobs.


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Topic: Fake Self-Harm Scars?

Posted: 05/03/09 05:14 PM

Forum: General

It's fools who cannot make their own identity who follow the way of the "emo." One of many pre made identities you can buy at the gap, or one of the many other store out there. See also; Gangster, metal head, raver.


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Topic: Crazy guy with gun at school

Posted: 04/09/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

if it was real, you wouldn't sound so planned, or put togeather fag. You fail.


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Topic: Classics You Hate

Posted: 04/09/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

Battle star galatica, star trek, star wars


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Topic: bye

Posted: 04/09/09 04:58 PM

Forum: General

sorry to hear that man, things will get better for you.


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