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Just got my Gold Whistle today!

This was a much needed update. Great job Tom and company!

Happy Clock Day to everyone on NG!

At 5/6/13 02:14 PM, Coop wrote:

At 5/6/13 11:38 AM, MatthewF wrote:

At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.

Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....

It's not in my remit, son.

I do reviews and forums, not the portal in any way, shape or form.

Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:

The same guy has reuploaded it here, again do not open it:

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  whats it like watching the portal all day waiting an hour for a new flash to be submitted

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One inch long and 2.5 deep gouge on my right leg by a piece of broken glass. For the first two minutes, I didn't feel anything, but after that, it hurt and bled like a bitch.

Congratulations to all of the winners of that fine and epic day!

Final Statistics;
Started from 12 Blams and 14 Saves. Civilian rank.
Ended at 12 Blams and 406 Saves. Now with a Portal Security rank!

That's new record for me, can't wait til' next year's Clock Day!

Aww, Clock Day is over, that means no more spam and free save points.

BAAWWWWWW.

I made this image in paint because I was bored, AND to celebrate clock day.
:I know it's not the best but, whatever.

Hell yeah! Over 300 saves today! I LOVE CLOCK DAY!

So far I have earned over 200 saves!

I'm going to take the advantage and vote 5 on everything to build my saves. I LOVE YOU CLOCKDAY!

At 8/12/09 07:25 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: That was a phishing website people. The site had no verified security certificates so people have said (I never visited) but people have said it's a fake link. But then again people say a lot of things so I may be wrong.

Plz no h8 me :D

Good thing I read the thread first before clicking the link. Thanks for the heads up.

Anyways, I saw this article on Comcast's homepage, and they said that the price was raised back up to 50% of what it's normal price would be. That would awesome if television screens were really that much.

At 8/10/09 11:02 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: Who really knows? Apparently, the owners of the site have been charged one year in prison, but a company GGC is willing to pay 8 billion USD for the site or so. The owners said they'll take that money to make an offshore server that expresses freedom of speech, freedom of information, and the use of the internet.

I'll miss you Pirate Bay. Time to find a new torrent site....

Holy shit, 8 Billion? Some would think that they would spend more than 15+ years for exploiting pay-for products, movies, games, etc... Well, at least I've mananged to get a few MP3s and Frogger 3D for the PC.

I'll miss that site, but either way, it was bound to happen at some point.

I remember seeing chicken and beef flavored lip balms.

At 8/9/09 06:49 PM, karriston wrote:

At 8/9/09 06:40 PM, Nimhster2 wrote: I however, aren't one of them.

LOL FAG L2ENGLISH.

Simple typo. If you want to be such a snob about it, go complain and baw elsewhere. Also "L2ENGLISH" is not a valid word, sentence, or phrase. I guess I will correct your English now. Did you mean: "Learn to type in English." or "Learn to spell in English."?

Wow, just making a video showing his anger just because ONE person started calling him a 'homo"? It's not a big deal, but he just made it a big deal to himself. He should've just ignored the name call and none of this would've happened.

Threads like this come to show how many assholes that really are here at Newgrounds. I however, aren't one of them. I'm very sorry for your loss man, my grandfather died due to lung cancer.

Depends on what kinds of zombies they are. Slow zombies, fast zombies, Smokers, Hunters and Tanks, OH MY!

I'd kill 0. O.o

noclip = Fly without clipping to any objects, buildings, walls, liquid substances, and the earth itself.
buddha = Unlimited Health and no permanent injuries such as burns, scars, disablilities, etc...
God = Invulnerable to any damage.

At 8/9/09 04:35 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: when I walked into the Men's bathroom at taco johns, and I witnessed 2 very drunk and ugly 30 year olds having sex. When I went to complain, they stopped me and payed me 50 bucks never to say anything to the managers.

You got buisiness out of that, so I guess it was worth it!

lmao

I think they changed it because maybe the little kids would love to repeat it, then again, who doesn't? They could've also switched it around because since you can't say "shit" on TV, I believe someone's parents could've complained about it. Either way, I don't really mind about the change.

The worst for me is when there's feces and urine on the walls. I'm in highschool so it doesn't occur as much as it did back when I was still in middle school. I feel sorry for the janitors that have to clean it all up.

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