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You have to be a hermaphrodite. It all amkes sense now.

Anyone commiting suicide on Valentine's day because they were single probably weren't going to reproduce anyway.

At 1/26/08 12:52 AM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: If you had to kill yourself now, what would you put in your suicide note?

"Omg this pen doesnt write well. If I c cc an t find a reppl lplace ment im gonna kill mysefffff"

At 1/26/08 07:20 AM, Chiklay4 wrote: CD without going to some store to fix one ?

Just wondering and also my Supreme Commander Cd got scratched...so yeah

on the positive side you wont rot yuor brain with that trash no longer. Try going outside for a change and experience what sunlight feels like.

At 1/26/08 07:07 AM, Kalibur wrote: ...a girlfriend inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause I try to walk out, and slam the fly.

At leest yu have a girlfriend. LOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!

At 1/26/08 06:37 AM, Nasmo wrote:

you are hardly noticed and epic yourself mate.

LOL CLEERLY YU HAEV NO CLUE WHATS YU JUST SAID

At 1/26/08 06:36 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote: that's normal right?

its very accceptable thees days. I also suggest you brag to yur friends about it. This will not applie if yu have no friends. instead brag to your parents.

OMG yu idiot. Itz about tiem they have manuals on teh FUCKING GAME. I dont know how meny times I rented some game with no manual or a shredded manual. For yuo $40 they should just taek it and shove it up their ass and give you an emptie box.

At 1/26/08 06:30 AM, StickyWicky wrote:

Please don't tell me English is your native language.

If it is, I'd be worried, and go eat a fucking dictionary for breakfast.

Well i dont aspire to speek and spelt like an idiot liek yourself so this is not mi priority

At 1/26/08 06:23 AM, Nasmo wrote: I need to pick a short alias to use on websites including this, i have become bored of this one and i would like to know how you lot chose yours.

you do a grate job of being worthless and unnoticed as it iz so i woodnt werry about a new username. Usernames are only for epic peopal.

At 1/26/08 05:22 AM, Need-Help wrote: I've written a few 'reviews' for the submissions in the past few days, but I am not clear, how do you define 'constructive comments'? I just don't know why some of my reviews appear to be 'useless' (only appear in low-rated submission). Although I have written the problems, given suggestions and in a 'polite' way in those reviews, but they will only be rated as 'Useless'.

So, what makes a review appear to be 'useful'? Is that only reviews that have only the 'good' about the submission will be useful (which appear to be true at most of the time). Shall I tell the truth, or just only write the good things? I also wonder, how many of you have reviews that are rated as 'useless' eventhough you had mentioned things that appear to be 'useful'?

Thanks.

You ar a compleet moron. This isnt a hard concept to undarstand. If yu matched wits with a houseplant you wouldnt haev to ask us this.

This is constructive critizizm.

Stop updating your DS

PROBLEM SOLVED

PS shove your DS up yer ass

At 1/26/08 05:26 AM, goodguy004 wrote: how did pimp http://pimp.newgrounds.com/ get 29466 exp?while you only can get 10 exp each day ?even with the subscription bonus how DID het get a ''6'' at the end?

Whatever yu do dont aspire to waste yuor life liek he did. He cant cash in those experiense pointz for food.

At 1/26/08 05:49 AM, TheSarcasmMachine wrote: My dad went and gave me $415 and my mum owes me $595, so when I come round to spending this money what should I buy with it?

Yu mite as welll flush it down teh toilit. A moron like yurself with shitty monies management skills.

"OMGZ I HAVE MONEY MUST SPEND NOW

FUCK WHERE IS TEH NEEREST HOOKERS? MOM WHERES YOUR FRENDS?"

the pet population is overflowing and I make an effort to donate to kill shelters to reduce these numbars. mi hard earned monies go towards saving kitties and terminating canines. You can help your community too by donating today.

they go to a bettar place anywey, yes?

At 10/27/07 03:28 PM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Halo 3 Glitches(skip ahead to 4:10)

Is that a guy with his shirt off posing?!?!

I take it that Halo 3 excites you in more ways than one.

hahahahahaha

At 12/15/06 09:58 AM, ZigZag wrote: I don't need to fap because I get THE REAL THING, ya know, sex and 69 and all those gang bang bang bang shit, I get blowjobs all time 24/7 and a bunch of girls and I pork them whenever I want, I'm really ashamed that a bunch of NGers are still virgins, my advice, don't marry with street white common trash, livewith the prostitutes all day.

YOU'RE ALL LOSERS, VIRGINS VIRGINS VIRGINS VIRGINS.

When we have sex, it will be with women. We are waiting for the good stuff. You got impatient.

Im positive you would suck an old man's cock for a million dollars

I came home and found Mark and Lucy dead on the ground in a puddle of water with broken glass everywhere. What happened?

At 12/15/06 09:36 AM, Puzzled wrote: I've recently just got off my 5 day ban and I realized how dull my life is without the newgrounds BBS. 5 days felt like 5 weeks... Its wierd eh? Newgrounds is like a drug that you just cant get enough of! Does anyone else have this problem also lol?

This is usually a clear sign that you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING better to do with your life.

At 12/15/06 08:05 AM, Da-Vinci wrote: The usual stuff everyone faps to: Horses, men, children... You know, the basics.

You sir have some serious problems.

You retarded pansy. Maybe this website is a little too intense for you and you should get back to a community that worships the Carebears. You can all sit in front of the TV 24/7 and sing to Barney songs. I certainly hope that one day someone rapes you. Raped up the arse. In and out, in and out, in and out. Till it starts to bleed. Rapes you. In and out, in and out, in and out. Rape you while you hold your teddy bear.

At 12/11/06 11:47 PM, Wooden-Keg wrote: So I got about 3,000 in cash saved up and I was thinking get an SKS or an AK-47.
and I am getting a .50cal Desert Eagle but then I got to thinking What about an SKS or an AK along with it so what sill it be?

SKS
or
AK-47

I most certainly approve of you buying a gun. Statistically you have a much better chance of killing someone or getting yourself killed if you own such a weapon. Most retards like yourself get killed because you dont even know if its loaded. So you fire a test round into your foot to find out. I would say you have a 35% chance of shooting yourself by accident. 15% chance on purpose. A gun is useless anyhow. You might as well use that money to pay your heating bill and male escorts. Once again... Natural Selection will eventually take its course.

That guy died? Thankfully Natural Selection has taken its course.

At 9/29/06 04:56 PM, nb109 wrote: Back in the day, I registered it for him and I've maintained control of it since.

Worst investment of all time.

At 12/10/06 11:56 AM, eltelelel wrote: . all i ask is that a fucking system functions like its supposed to. ;_;

Now now you dumb shit... If you had anything better to do with your life then this wouldnt have happened now would it? "my wii my wii my wii! Save me jesus!"

I recomend a new game for you: Checkers. The game is simple in design, you dont have to worry about malfunctioning parts. The game has been around for 100s of years so it has plenty of replay value. Graphics are a bit lame... btu so were all the greats like tetris, pacman, and Mario bros. The instructions are shorter than the instructions to operate your dildo.

OH WAIT IM SORRY. You need at least ONE friend to play checkers...

I think everyone knows that Kya is a disease bag prostitute who passes herself around the town for a dollar here and there. She really does it as a hobby. A biography of her can be seen when watching the movie "MONSTER" and a parody is probably not necessary. I hope you dont get hard ons by looking at her...

I collect shit (my bodily waste) in a jar. I have been doing this for abour 5 years now. (Its hard to get it in the jar, you try it). Most jars are fairly large and can last up to 3 days worth of my shit. I find my jars for free in recycling bins and such. After the basement filled up I had to move all my shit into storage; for some reason my friends didn't want to keep it in their basements. I have 55 storage units full of shit and pay $50 a month per unit. Thats about $2500 a month.

But that shit will be worth money one day.

At 12/11/06 04:19 AM, TommyGun wrote:

He is found naturally in the wild around faggot island in the western continent. They are nearly extinct due to their tendacy to not breed, as of which has nearly killed the species off.

Sounds like you have experienced faggot island first hand. How did you get off it?

The Wii can also tell time, start your car, clean your clothes, and make you breakfast.