Seriously! I was riding home from school today with my friends, all excitied for my 4-day weekend. Just under... oh... about a quarter of the way to my friend's house, my chain started making some funny sounds. I ignored it.
Turns out, I shouldn't have. My balls slammed into the seat as my right pedal flew off. Took all the gears with it. Those went under the rear tire, and that too, went kaboom. Little rubber pieces everywhere.
I sat up, being able to see straight now, and see that my chain has looped around itself and parts of the bike in what seem to be impossible ways, the tire is in pieces, and the gears and pedal are quite a few yards back. In a pile of horse crap.
I had to walk all the way back home. It was a long, long way. Now my bike... or what's left of it is in pieces at my friend's house. And my balls still hurt.