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Response to: Level 46 sword = poor craftsmanship Posted June 27th, 2010 in General

At 6/27/10 12:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Doo dee doo...

Hello there, swordsmith. Could I purchase from you the sword with the double blade and the skull motif? Thank you.

*tests sword for weight and balance*

My my, this is an excellent piece of craftsmanship.... Wait a second, there is a barely perceptible difference in gap between the blades and the handle. You, sir are a fraud!

You, sir, are a fraud!*

ITT: high levels trying to act like they're intelligent on newgrounds by using grammar
LOLOL

Response to: Level 46 sword = poor craftsmanship Posted June 26th, 2010 in General

you draw a better one.

Response to: How to find a recent photoshop doc Posted May 27th, 2010 in Where is / How to?

At 5/27/10 09:06 PM, thenewbies wrote: By the way, this forum is for comments, questions and suggestions for Newgrounds, not help in general.

Thanks for replying. This forum is called Where is/ How to? And i'm asking "how to" do something. Makes perfect sense to me.

Didn't realize it was only pertained to Newgrounds, and if that's a rule, that is a ridiculous one.

Response to: How to find a recent photoshop doc Posted May 27th, 2010 in Where is / How to?

Now that there aren't any recent documents listed, how do I find this project? Where is it's location?

Somebody please help me out.


This document i'm trying to find was always listed in the "recent documents'' section in photoshop. That's how I always opened it.

Then I started working on many other documents that took up the whole "recent document" list space----Then I cleared the recent document history, which was a bad thing to do.

The file isn't listed in "my documents" but i know it exists somewhere in my computer, the only way to open it was through the "recent document" option.

Now that there aren't any recent documents listed, how do I find this project? Where is it's location?

Somebody please help me out.

Response to: psuedo intellectual sentence? Posted May 20th, 2010 in General

sounds kind of pseudo intellectual

Response to: honestly Posted May 18th, 2010 in General

how is fucking a clone gay but masturbation isn't?
you're touching your penis when you masturbate
you're touching your penis when you fuck a clone

Response to: The Pacific Posted May 14th, 2010 in General

good show, good show

Response to: animated button problems... Posted March 6th, 2010 in Game Development

At 3/6/10 03:03 AM, CrustySheet wrote: what? flip 360? you mean rotate 360?

Rotate, flip, same thing.

At 3/6/10 10:23 AM, sketFX wrote: Like i said email me if they dont do it for you man.

Okay, i'll look at it soon. Thanks for the help.

animated button problems... Posted March 6th, 2010 in Game Development

Get ready for this...

I am trying to get a button/ movie-clip to do YET ANOTHER animated movement...the movie clip repeats a sequence of frames on a loop, I am simply trying to make the symbol do a flip 360 degrees once it's been clicked on, while the original looped animation remains intact.

I need the symbol to play the tweened "360 degree flip" but I don't know which actions to type in that will play the sequence of frames I have on my original timeline.

I looked at some tutorials, they all said to go to script assist, global functions, goto, then I would type in (39) which is the frame that starts the sequence I want to play when the button gets clicked.

I just want the movie-clip/ button to make a certain movement when it gets clicked on (flip 360 degrees. but that's not important)

My head is pounding, I've been trying to figure this out for almost an hour now. I know this is confusing, but there has to be a flash genius around here that knows how to help.

Response to: We're all going fall into space. Posted March 2nd, 2010 in General

we're all going fall belong to space

Response to: Melaleuca Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

Metallica?

satisfactory band.
Response to: handsome turd Posted August 27th, 2007 in Art

At 8/11/07 07:40 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: He's old and hairy.

"Don't fuck with my shit, and I won't shit with your fuck"
Get my fucking quotes right you douche.

Response to: I challenge all of you Posted July 18th, 2007 in General

e-coli

Response to: Draw Silly Pokemans >:C Posted July 14th, 2007 in Art

I'm homosexual.

Here's a Bellsprout.

Draw Silly Pokemans >:C

Response to: Draw Silly Pokemans >:C Posted July 2nd, 2007 in Art

I drew myn. myn myn myn
4chan4chan4chan4chan4chan4chan4chan4chan4chan 4chan
too lazy to post it

Anyone else get banned for... Posted June 14th, 2007 in General

literally being gay?
JadeTheAssassin banned me because of that crap.

Response to: Founding new religions Posted June 7th, 2007 in General

I'd join Flashweaver, least funniest religion on Newgrounds.

Response to: The Pattern of Rap Music Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

Have any of you researched rap? Or are you too lazy that you have to just resort to going to MTV that barely plays music, but still is called music television. A Pizzeria that sells chinese food, would that make any sense. Try listen to some logical rap that doesn' talk about taht shit and then you can come here saying a genre of music sucks.
Some noted good rappers:
Atmosphere
K-Os
Lupe Fiasco
Living Legends
Slic Rick
Hangar 18
A Tribe Called Quest
Audio Two
Common
Damian "Jr.Gong" Marley
E. Town Concrete
The Fugees
Gemini
Handsome Boy Modeling School
Kanye West
Public Enemy
Rage Against the Machine

Just a few I could think off the top of my head.

Response to: Dane Cook Sucks Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

That's why you have to get physical comedians that can only get material from their mind, impossible form others.

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Response to: Best comeback ever Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

At 6/1/07 11:13 PM, dalmo wrote: I like the limp wrist you got going there

no i dont care if you got a cast or not.

That's not me?

Response to: Best comeback ever Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

http://a632.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01076/13 /65/1076485631_l.jpg

note that she's 14 and weighs 156 a 5'1"
"Weight problem?"
"Uhhhhh..."
"Weight problem???"

Response to: Making a blood gun Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

Cut the two main arteries in your neck, enough pressure to shoot your blood 20 feet, unless my bio teacher is lying.

Response to: Best comeback ever Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

me=me
i needsafiendk=her

I dont wanna put my screen name up a 2nd time on the BBS.

Best comeback ever Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

AIM arguement best comeback ever
ummm i needs afriendk=a redneck fatasschick
She got into an arguement how I'm an ass and no one likes me and I verbally bitch slapped her but I didn't save that part.
i needs afriendk: no
i needs afriendk: im gunna kick ur ass i dont need them
i needs afriendk: oh right ur not a fighter ur a lover
i needs afriendk: or should i say a nobody
i needs afriendk: i told u to stop talking to me
i needs afriendk: so do it
i needs afriendk is away at 6:07:01 PM.
ME: You also said you didn't want to talk to me

Auto response from i needs afriendk: yay i love sunburn...=/

bbl...

ME: so the logical thing to do was to stop..
ME: unless you're a hypocrite
ME: and you're really bad at comebacks
ME: or should i say you're really bad at nobody
ME: I'm kind of out of advantage though, you've got like 30 or 40 pounds on me
ME: So I guess you outpound me.
ME: or should i say you out nobody me

I'm in the work of making it a catch phrase in my school.
"You going to eat that sandwhich? Or should I say eat that nobody?"

IM her and say the most random thing that comes to your head and then right after say or should say *insert word from previous sentence* nobody.

To the assholes, yes I do want you to tell me "I"M< SO CKOOL"

Response to: The Pattern of Rap Music Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

At 6/1/07 10:35 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: I still here him scream,
This ain't funny,
So don't ya' dare laugh,
Just another case about the wrong path,
Straight and narrow,
Or your soul gets cast,
Goodnite.
Yeah just drugs and hookers. *rolls eyes*

Favorite hip-hop song evuh.

Response to: The Pattern of Rap Music Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

Contrary to popular belief...
This is not a lovesong
It's a sonnet
Damn, it feels good to have people up on it but
I'm just a fool playing with the Master's tools
Learning how to break the rules of this record company pool
Hallucination - I see with my eyes
But my heart's telling me lies
Why do I fantisize?
Why am I telling lies to the people from the stage
Pretending it's all good when inside it's fire and rage
Cuz I can't understand how a man lives off the life of another man
Tryin to pimp the universe - that's a joke
I stay rockin the boat down on my last note
It's murder she wrote
Assassination vocabulary
I see your termination is heavily necessary
I should have known - they do it for funds alone
I do it to break the walls if I fall off then let me know people

CHORUS
It's funny how life can go
First you ride high then you might lay low
Don't get high off your own supply
Someone said first before a fall comes pride
This is my message to the world
Just tryin to reach every boy and girl
Not tryin to say if it's right or wrong
This is not a love song

Lyrical optometrists with 20/20 vision
Are serving rounds like my granny used to serve provisions
Chaotical amneotical fluid
The rap druid is fluent with the art of onomatopoeia
Mans an invisible microscopic topic dropper
When I was a kid I wanted rollerskates and a bike chopper
But alas, pop, pop never thought to keep me in style
Thats why I'm schizophrenic now
So God bless the child that has his own
The harvest we reap is what we sow
Chrome microphone - shoot it
There was a dome of computer digital clones that could be mixed for lots of pistones
Sayin a style's their own when they bite like Mike Furounsville
The sounds ill
Relationship is a mirror
That you see yourself up in and the picture is clearer
That's why I'm on the scene with a mic like Ernesto Guevara
While they exploited nights like Geraldo Riviera
They just...

CHORUS

It's easy not to care what people say
It's harder to pretend and try
Cuz they can only love you from yesterday
I'm looking at the now they pose high
I'm just a man who's walking
They stand around and keep talking
They tried to clip my wings
But wisdom fills so many things
Say it again
I'm just a man who's walking
They stand around and keep talking
They tried to clip my wings
But wisdom fills so many things

It's funny how life can go
Don't get high off your own supply
This is my message to the world...

Funny how that doesn't follow your rules, go listen to your emocore that screams to reconciliate for their lack of song writing talent.

Response to: Best rpg web based game on the net Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

At 6/1/07 10:46 PM, elsocho wrote:

He signed up before you though OOoooOOOOOOoooo

PIME TARADOX
ya but then i hacked

bedn

Response to: Crappy Flash Posted June 1st, 2007 in General

All of you are crappy flash.
Be glad no one's posted a "Zelda and the Wand of Gamelon" flash yet or I haven't pm'd you asking if you've played it.