At 6/19/08 11:48 AM, Archon68 wrote:
1. When tutorials don't have music. People need something to keep them from falling asleep.
music can aslo make it hard to concentrate though, if the author transfer's his advice and instructions to you then he has done his job.
2. Crappy animation (sticks bouncing up and down)
pretty obvious
3. WHEN THERE IS NO PRELOADER!!!!!
a little annoying, but anyone with the slightest Flash browser knowledge would just pause it from the right click menu and wait for it to load.
4. Bad grammar. I'm sure we've all been though middle school once... or twice... and we should all know English. I hate it when people say: Need smaple of lashf for movey swif. Did you understand that? I don't think so.
yeah, it's annoying alright, they should have a compulsory spell checker on Flash like on Word.
5. When idiots asking for code. When little noobs want you to do all the work and they take all your credit (we've all been there!)
that's a big problem
6. Cock jokes. Face it, they're not funny.
cuz the TANKMEN series isn't popular at all
7. LARGE DIMENSIONS. the 800 by 600 maximum setting of NG is too large. I hate it when I have to resize my browser window to see a movie.
there is no size limit on NG, I've seen some with a 2000 x 2000 resolution of something.
8. Movies with mostly TEXT. They suck, they're boring, and they don't even qualify as movies. READ THE NEWGROUNDS RULES.
yeah
9. Misleading titles. Don't call a movie about a stickman who goes on a journey to gayland "Blockhead Episode 11"
yeah
10. BAD audio. No audio is better than bad audio.
yeah
I would also add a few:
11. When collab leaders don't finish collabs, I'M TALKING TO YOU MEMB.
12. When authors completely take advantage of a new game of movie to get a ludicrously high score
13. When the replay button links back to the preloader screen so you have to click twice to replay
14. When crews steal UoTW and RCP every week
15. When authors make a big deal oiut of their flash when it's not even that great.
I could think of a billion more things, but I'm not in the mood