At 11/5/09 02:47 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 11/5/09 02:44 PM, acisthebest wrote:

I still think it's selfish, if you're going to have a kid you should be able to promise it a good life and live up to it.
If I ever have a kid I'm sure as hell giving them a much better childhood than my pathetic ass got.

This. If you're some crack addicted money craving 14 year old that's pregnant, please get a fucking abortion now.

At 11/7/09 10:49 PM, Vidaria wrote: I remember this stuff from my childhood! Seemed to always have these things around at large functions (like church events).

Always thought they only came in those giant containers (like the ones football teams use to store water on the field).

Didn't know you could order the drink at the store regularly!

*sigh* Me too, you think they'll still have orange drink at special functions, despite the fact that it's off their menu now?

w0w u guyz r such n00bZ ma5t3r chi3f PWNS all u noobies!
xXgameoverxX

At 11/5/09 10:35 PM, RoboJesus wrote: No shit sherlock. HEY YOU GUYS, DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SEE THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD???????????

You don't get to see the back of your anything ):

Dude, maybe you should try to cooperate with your neighbors, you don't NEED to have your music blasting. Try to think of other people's priorities before yours, you selfish dick.

count me in.

Cavey, you just ruined a perfectly good joke.

That's actually pretty scary considering the fact she could've had AIDS or something.

Well, this is more of an ass-kicking than a fight, but here it goes. I was walking home from school one day during early June as I was passing by I saw some bald guy about about 20, 21-ish lighting a fire on the front of my neighbor's lawn, I also know this guy isn't the owner of the house since I know the neighbor myself. So, feeling confident about myself I approach him (like the good Samaritan I am) and kindly ask him to stop all he does is glance at me and then ignore me. I get annoyed by this so I grab by the shoulder and said "HEY could you please pay attention to me? I'm asking you to stop doing this I know the man that owns this house and this is considered vandalism." I'm pretty sure that got his attention because the next thing he did was throw me to the ground and yell "FUCK OFF KID! LET ME DO MY THING!" I quickly yell back "NO YOU FUCKER YOU BETTER STOP OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU STOP" He then quickly picks me up and whips me with his fist. Really. Fucking. Hard. After that I felt it was my duty to defend myself so I decide to kick him in the shin really hard and knock him over, then while I'm approaching him he kicks me in the face and drops me onto my ass, now I know when I've lost a fight so I quickly run away from him, unfortunately it seems that he's now more determined to kick my ass than to "do his thing" With him in hot pursuit of me I grab random items from outside and chuck them at him eventually I gave the fucker a good rock to the face and he stops chasing me. After that I walk calmly home trying to ignore the insufferable pain I just went through, and when Ig ot home my mom looked at me and said "OH my god, what happened to you?!"So I got in one little fight and my mom got scare she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air!

I don't know I find men hot but I like women too I think I'm a bi-sexual that's still in the closet I'M SO CONFUSED! No but seriously I'm straight ,why the fuck would you make a thread like this event though the answers are gonna be so obvious.

Whenever I want.

tee hee

Cause they're too retarded to realize they can just budge the line.

At 11/4/09 11:16 PM, PenguinKommando wrote:

At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: Getting a large amount of vibration

It's really just like getting a massage, pretty much.

Oh cool, just like how getting stabbed is just like acupuncture!

At 11/4/09 11:13 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:

At 11/4/09 11:05 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote:

Some poisonous animals also produce a neuro-toxin which causes spasms which can be intolerable. But this is normally reserved for old torture practice.

Um..can't that kill you..like horribly?

At 11/4/09 11:06 PM, Sekhem wrote: piss on an electrical socket

Y'know I heard somewhere that doing that doesn't actually give you a shock.

being tased? The reason I'm asking is because one of my fuckface friends challenged me to a contest to see who can tolerate more pain and one of them is take a shot from a taser. This isn't going to be the first time I've been electrocuted though, when I was 10 I finished taking a bath and then accidently stuck my finger into the socket. So, tell me NG are there anything you can easily find that is the equivalent to being tased?

Oh shit, so the government is ALSO trying to kill you? Fuck it's dead rising all over again only 10x harder.

Holy shit, who knew babies were immune to trains!

Dude if I was Sam I would fucking stomp your head in.

You sound like a fucking dick, seriously you could've politely asked her to cover her mouth/nose when she coughs, but no you had to be some dickhead.

Whoa, talk about fanboy rage.

Go out with her or something.

When Brock dies in Dead Rising, he just has that "Oh shit" Look on his face.

At 10/15/09 11:08 AM, masheenH3ad wrote: Do you mind telling us???

Naw, it's fine ,just a pic of some creepy dude and some links.

Is it a screamer ?):<

It's fake imo. No one's that retarded, and "It was in my son's room" thing makes it sound even fishier.

Whoa, Halo 4 here we come.

She's got a pretty damned fine body, it's just that she needs to get implants for those pathetic excuses called her tits.

A Halo hater that actually admits to liking a Halo game they said was going to be shitty? Well, my life is complete now.

you friend enjoys photos of girls getting stabbed? What the fuck is wrong with him? Also, it's a fetish, not porn, porn is the depiction of sexual acts.