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In a way, it's EVERYONE'S fault:

It's mostly dad's fault, cuz he was the one who left the gun unattended, cocked, loaded, and not put on safe mode ON THE TABLE.

It's partly mom's fault cuz she was not even looking at what the 3 year old was doing and instead of seeing that awfully different gun on the table that the toddler picked up, she was looking at the computer moniter. Parent supervision my ass.

It's somewhat the toddler's fault cuz instead of shooting at a t.v. (like you would normally use the control) she pointed toward her self...and shot. Why the heck would you shoot yourself instead of the "bad guys" she was on the target to shoot? Even if she is 3 years old, she should've known how to use the gun to stop THEM from attacking her, not her attacking her.

In NO way whatsoever was it the Wii game's fault. It was a harmless toy gun that she was learning to use, not a real gun that her dad left there and mom didn't even look at.

TOP REFERRERS: NG BBS

I laughed how viral this bulletin board is.

Wow, has your 4-year old been working out or what?

Ego too big? Does that mean Egoraptor is in complete, utter power?

He is a raptor, of course.

Pretty sure we're attracted to boobs because of the whole breast-milk and evolution thing. I don't think it's quite the same as cannibalism. Breast milk provides nutrients and helps the immune system, it's essential for little ones. I agree with your last part; still, cow's milk is in no way essential for humans to consume.

I disagree.

LISTEN UP CHILDREEEEN, MILK BUILDS HEALTHY AND STRONG BONES!! BUY NESQUICK!!

Me: OKAY :P

At 3/5/10 02:05 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/5/10 02:02 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: One of the problems that i can see would be that cows can hold more milk then people so we would need twice as many people as cows if we plan on doing this.

Nah, just pump the women full of hormones and antibiotics like they do with the cows.

...and cause wild deformities that literally rape the human race?

I'd think not

Chris Crocker

oh wait..

Since that's also a part of the normal milking process (yes, they check cows before using them for food production), I don't see the problem. Since the BSE crap, the rules have been really strict around it, and I highly doubt the human milk process would be any less stringent, should it be made a reality.

I don't think it's a good idea to drink breast milk from people you might know :X

Perfect way to enslave and farm the female gender :D

At 3/4/10 08:47 PM, Magic-babe wrote:

I'm a girl, so it's kinda girly and romantic, based on experience/dream, so if you're really into like death and shit like that you won't be interested so don't bother :)

Wow, so every single girl on the whole entire planet loves girly girly sissy pink plump unicorns?

Stereotype...

This is supposed to be in the Literature section

At 3/3/10 05:23 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: and i ask you, newgrounders, what i should say to her when we meet tomorrow?

Don't ask anything. Rape her.

At 2/28/10 05:02 PM, MercatorMap wrote: I'm allowing myself to have my one immature moment of the day.

Looking at OP's profile picture....

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

What's OP?

At 2/28/10 05:12 PM, shabbo wrote: Sunday is night I get together with my friends and drink.

Drink what?

At 2/28/10 05:09 PM, sirsicklick wrote:

Please tell me your opinions Newgrounds so that I may do the exact opposite. Because that's how you succeed in life, you ask for answers on Newgrounds and then do the exact opposite of what they tell you to do.

Don't suck toilet spots
Don't rip out your balls with your dirty, infected hands
Don't do anything that involves breathing, even breathing itself.

did i do good?

At 2/28/10 04:40 PM, Concocktion wrote:

GTFO out ma' forum.

Ohh.. Black guy said it. Now you HAVE TO.

Um, why is there "cock" in your name?

relevant?

At 2/28/10 03:55 PM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 2/28/10 03:48 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 2/28/10 03:47 PM, UberCream wrote:

At 2/28/10 03:45 PM, Parlux wrote: Tomfulp want's to destroy us all... DESTROY US ALL!

Lol Billy and Mandy.

loling at loller.

Lolling at loller of loller.

Lolling at lolling of loller of loller.

Well, most of us are

:)

Not that i am encouraging you in any shape of form possible to kill :)

please don't call the police

At 2/2/10 09:18 AM, Skrupsakken wrote: What do you think of it?:D
murdering people and hiding their corpse's in the snow

D:
Don't you think people would find out anyway?
Besides the best way to kill a person without going noticed is to carve and use an ice dagger, therefore the ice melts and there is no trace for the police to find.

Although the medical advances in technology (or investigative advances) might find the killer anyway D:

I also had another dream, not quite as scary.

I was just walking around the playground (i was a grade schooler at the time) until i had a memory of something in my past. I sorta had a "flashback", but that flashback seemed deadly, cuz i couldn't go back into the present and i was stuck in the flashback! I tried doing everything, slapping myself, wishing i would go back to the future and regret when i flashbacked. Suddenly, i kinda just tried my best and asked a person for a portal or something to go back. I went through then i woke up. I was relieved.

I had a really creepy nightmare once. It just happened last night.

(not kidding)

I start out with a friend besides out in the dark of the night. It recently snowed, so we had jackets on and we went to a guy's house. An old man answered our ring on the door and welcomed us in the house. Since it was night, we were tired and cold, and conveniently, there were two spacious bedrooms in the house. Heading into bed that night, we slept until i heard a couple knocks or sounds in the background. I was confused and just so happened to sneak out of the bedroom and into the living room. Suddenly a beast or creature that resembled the old man popped out and scared me half to death. It looked ferocious, and i don't remember anything after that.

Then the beast disappeared and i started to hear knocking again. I was guessing he was hiding this time, but from the look of the house, it was impossible he could've been in a secret room.

I don't know what happened after that but whatever my "friend" woke up

Then I encountered the creature again and this time he got both of us and i woke up

I was like "wtf" and went back to heavy sleep around 5 or something.

I just so happened to have the same dream again that me and my "dream friend" and i became ghosts after our deaths and decided to pay a little visit to that old man again (as human forms of course). The old man welcomed us in (again) unknowingly that we were his victims

Later on, instead of steadily sleeping, i asked the guy "Hey, weren't there kids here earlier" or the lines of that and he said "Yeah, but they left" or something. Knowing he was lying, my friend came behind with a knife and brutally stabbed him to death. The dream stopped and i woke up again.

I know this is a little eccentric, but trust me, i dreamed something like this, and it wasn't very cool

I actually talk to myself and get really angreh with all the political ideas in the world. It's like i'm two different halves of the same bioorganism. My side doesnt' agree with the other soon until we start having violent fights against each half.

Wait-what?

Thought: Please god oh no stop ohhh god...god..GOD
AHH NO BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH

Watch lots of hentai and Dragon Ball Z

kthxbai.

At 2/2/10 02:20 PM, Scary-Kids wrote: If eyes are windows to the soul then Asians are hiding something

Great now i feel like a jerk :(

At 2/1/10 08:58 PM, Carpenella wrote:

At 2/1/10 08:56 PM, Hice wrote: Done.

Thats offensive.

Pwned.

At 2/1/10 04:37 PM, Running-Water wrote: I'm soo glad I'm not like her. That must be a sad life to live.

This makes me a saaaaaaad panda.

If i had nothing, i would do nothing

a yehp, just sitting around all day..nude...on the grass...mhm

I've seen a guy rip off some other guy's legs, crushing them with several blows like dynamite, and churning it with his teeth. Then he uses the tears of that guy into a soupy mixture with the churned leg pieces and bites off all his fingers as an appetizer. Unwillingly, the tough guy feeds the mutilated soul his parts and later breaks his teeth as an accident while feeding him the last train of body fillage (which choked him down to his throat)

After that, he gathered his veins into one clump, jumped into the air, andbreathed FIRE!!!

At 2/1/10 02:25 PM, Sidorio wrote: My boyfriend and I are going to Shetland. Sure is romantic in here.

Oh darling, don't you just love the shet around there?