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Too bad even idiots are even smart enough to not fall for what you just said.

damn, they REALLY need to punch themselves in the nose..hard

At 4/28/10 07:55 PM, Gagsy wrote: It's just called being polite to the fairer sex.

Deal with it.

Polite? You mean doing things for no reason for someone who has a vagina.
It's not a fairer sex, no sex is fairer than the other...that's just stereotyping.

Btw, it's MORE than 5 seconds to wait for something, more like a minute.
My POINT is that we should be treated equal, with first person come, first person served.

I don't understand why we just can't live equal :/

The ladies first saying is really getting ridiculous, seeing how my history teacher keeps on repeating it over and over again. Whenever there's a line, the yells at the boys to "back off" and let the girls be in front and get a specified object. Whenever we are awarded something, she hands it to our table. However, she hands it to the girls first and says "LADIES FIRST" whenever a boy tries to grab it out of a box or some other holder.

What's even more annoying and sexist is, most of the boys in my class would act so "chivalrous" and also say Ladies First when there is a line forming. I can't believe that some kind of a sick person would think they're so "gentleman" and offer the ladies ANYTHING, and always first.

Your thoughts?

At 4/28/10 06:17 PM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Same as yours basically NGManiac203

Didn't ANYONE see the basic sexual innuendo in the first post???

This is blasphemy...THIS IS MADNESS!

At 4/28/10 05:12 PM, Wabblefish wrote: You need friends to find friends.

You get people's respect by showing them that you have friends already. Confident speech shows that you have friends. Good social skills show that you have friends.

Sounds primitive to anyone yet? That's just one example. Our whole society is based on primitive organization, judgment and instincts.

This.

I can't BELIEVE that people will think first thing that "OMG do you haz friends?" in order to gain your respect. It sounds pretty stupid, seeing that you need to get something from nothing in order to gain someone to talk to. It is pretty primitive, all of society's ways are primitive.

At 4/28/10 05:11 PM, Elsid wrote: My thought it that there will always be 13 year olds within 'life' who will not miss the opertunity to show off their philisophical skills.

(no offense to OP, I didn't really read your one - so you never know it could be good)

You should read my one, it has LOTS of philisophical skills.

At 4/28/10 03:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: I went upstairs with my buddy Steve to go smoke a bowl

You shouldn't smoke bowls, it might be dangerous

What is your thought of life?

My thought is that life is just a hard, enormous predicament that one must solve with their bare hands. The goal makes you come at the fact that a pulsing, beating moment is upon you, something you need to grab and squeeze at the idea of being more successful. Though there are times in life, that you have to moan to get on top of the best, that you have to reach in and pull out something far greater than your expectations perceived. The hot veins stretch out on my skin, thinking that I could've done better living my life and pushed forward, up and down, to and fro to reach my goals. Struggling and tiredness are negative key factors that keep on coming at my face, as if it were making fun of me. Once the climax of your greatest moment is done, your fun begins dripping away, and your happiness gets loose and hangs out for everyone to see. That, is the thought of life.

Your thoughts?

At 4/27/10 09:32 PM, Piggler wrote: Only in America you fucking idiots.

Take your stereotypes somewhere else :/

I wonder why Islamic people are against the idea of a woman god :o

At 4/27/10 09:30 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: If we was supposed to have the ends of our dicks cut off we would have been born without it there in the first place.

This.

And if our arm smelled bad because we didn't clean it, would you cut that off too?

lol logic

At 4/27/10 07:28 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I mean, really. No one really likes girls. They talk too much. No woman is really worth the fuck unless she's a mute.

Lol stereotyping dumbass. It's obvious that influence is causing these girls to act like that.

Which I don't have after living 1 decade and a half of my life..

At 4/27/10 06:51 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: Your using Windows Vista your pretty much screwed.

Funny but Vista doesn't crash for everyone, it never crashed on me.

Have fun with your cut dick and piece of manhood lost.

There's a thing called CLEANING your penis, you know what that is?

At 4/24/10 08:37 PM, The-Chosen1 wrote:

Its up to you to decide which is better for you.

But please don't call me a liar -.-

Har Har, I was making a troll post. Sorry if I offended you in anyway shape or form.

have a nice day chap

Semen.

pretty dumb past time but it can actually be pretty funny

Get a life.

At 4/24/10 08:21 PM, SaltyRiceGroup wrote:

At 4/24/10 08:19 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: it has a treegina

Haha xD wtf a treegina. alright Newgrounds, you make me laugh once more

His/her name is "IncendiaryProduction" not 'Newgrounds'

Da moar u no.

At 4/24/10 09:06 AM, The-Chosen1 wrote: Hey guys... Finally after over a Month the new version of the NG radioplayer is out.

You LIER Archon68 already has a ng radio player >:((

Racism is a crime. And crime *puts on sunglasses* is for black people.

couldn't help but post that

Now time to kill the joke.

*Officer rapes the three and they start having blood sex with dead female drunk.*

I have a list.

1) People who screw around and act like assholes for the sole reason of amusing themselves for a few minutes (you know who you are.)

2) People who discriminate, segregate, and stereotype the men and woman sex. (basically everyone)

3) People who care about looks so much and not so much brains.

4) People that would sing or rap out loud in school (at the inappropriate times)

5) People who want to act tough, cuss for most of their vocabulary, and ask you dumb questions.

6) People that make fun of you for your opinions (your favorites, likes, and wants)

7) People, in general

8) People that don't have a sense of humor (knowing what sarcasm, or kidding is)

9) People that talk behind your back to another person

10) And lastly, internet hackers.

I really wish there would be a "parents day" instead of the stupid two days of mom and dad. Kinda sexist from my viewpoint. Anyway, I wasn't fooled for a second when I saw this thread.

I know my dates :)

I'm sure Gagsy will be happy, no matter where she is.

Where is she?

Giggles from Happy Tree Friends.

kidding, that MIGHT be something like what you're talking about.

So basically you were talking about incest...in class?

that kinda stuff can get a teacher fired, or you're plain out lying.

At 4/21/10 05:25 PM, maggiemae wrote:

At 4/21/10 05:22 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: I like weed

I like weed.

I like weed.

Congrats....1st movie vote was a 5.

Hmm, suing either the police force or your neighbor (or both) would seem to be the best idea since you were forced into a mental hospital for a week, but what you just described is just fucking crazy. Although you might be telling the truth. It was fun reading :)